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Clips from South Park - Dances with Smurfs (S13E13)

"Our school president is turning this whole place"
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"into Communist Russia."
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"this school started coming apart at the seams."
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"Your teachers don't want to tell you,"
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"but they are scared, and they should be,"
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"is tearing from all corners."
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"except that I ask questions."
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"And because I'm brave enough to ask questions,"
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"Probably not. But how can we know?"
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"Who's taking these drugs? What would be the point?"
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"- The job is to read what is written on the paper, Eric,"
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"and its president for once!"
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"- No, it's just that the announcements need to be quick,"
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"so the students can get on with their work."
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"Then how come Gordon Stoltski got to go on"
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"- You just want somebody to read what's in front of them"
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"that just blindly says what he's told"
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"until he's killed."
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"Well..."
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"These are the morning announcements."
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"Tryouts for the soccer team are Friday afternoon,"
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"that is, of course, if our student body president"
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"She is supposed to be the president, right?"
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"Or is she? Let's ask these questions."
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"The bake sale last week was a complete failure."
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"And everyone who did is now scratching their heads"
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"All: I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
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"- of the United States of America--"
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"to the new video monitors at the head of your class,"
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"you will see that the announcements"
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"- Oh, God. No!"
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"again."
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"You feel it."
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"You're like--you're like me. You want to change it."
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"But, oh, no, Wendy Testaburger's not gonna let that happen."
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"This is not the school we grew up in, and..."
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"You know, what is she trying to achieve?"
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"Let's just take a look at these key words here."
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"Wendy has made it clear that she wants our school"
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"to be a more integrated, leftist, and liberal place."
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"So when you look closely,"
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"K-i-l-l s-m-u-r-f-s."
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"Our school president wants to kill Smurfs."
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"But unless you ask why,"
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"we're gonna transform into something."
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"Is it true?"
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"- Is what true?"
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"- Hey, now, me and us fellers are just asking questions!"
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"I don't give a crap about Smurfs!"
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"- Oh, my God! - She admitted it!"
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"into what student council actually does"
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"before you just blindly listen"
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"- Awesome. - Yeah, great job."
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"Book signing today, everyone. Be sure to pick up your copy."
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"- Hey, Eric! - Well, hello."
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"Another person who cares about the future of our school!"
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"and how she's changing everything."
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"- A book signing."
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"- I looked through your stupid book."
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"It's 540 pages of ripping on Wendy and calling her a slut!"
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"- "Wendy Testaburger has proven time and time again"
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""Whether it is the school football team"
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""Wendy spends her time as president on her knees"
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"or on her back taking the ol' in-out for hours on end.""
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"- "Or does she?" - "Or does she?""
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"See, that's a question. I'm asking questions, Stan!"
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"- "Shouldn't we be worried if our school president"
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""is a girl who would rather get her tits licked"
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"- Hey, hey! Stop reading that!"
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"- Listen, just because a guy's voice is on the intercom"
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"and his words are in a book"
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"doesn't mean he has any idea what he's talking about."
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"- Eric Cartman is simply making it"
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"is a penis-hungry hooker with a huge vagina."
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"Everyone's starting to think you're a crappy president."
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"If you want him dealt with, you'll have to do it yourself!"
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"- You wanted to see me again, Principal Victoria?"
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"- Oh, Wendy came and told on me?"
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"she can't be written about?"
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"that Wendy's private parts"
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"- And what if they are?"
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"- Eric, the student body president"
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"- Just enough power to force you to stop me from selling my book."
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"Face it, you're a lackey, Mackey."
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"You cannot, and you will not,"
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"sell your books on school grounds!"
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"Clear as a flavorless bottle of Vitamin Water."
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"This school has finally transformed"
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"Well, I'm not gonna be a part of it."
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"- Live from the principal's office,"
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"these are the morning announcements."
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"I was so fed up with our President's hypocrisies--"
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"where my values were still upheld."
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"And so I decided to leave it all behind"
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"and instead go and live with The Smurfs."
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"I wanted to understand how they could live"
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"accepted me as one of their own."
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"- Whoa."
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"- The Smurfs and I grew to understand each other."
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"before I fell in love with Smurfette."
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"- These are the morning announcements?"
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"He told Smurfette I wasn't a real Smurf,"
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"Finally, all was right with the world."
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"to say that humans had come to destroy all of Smurfland."
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"- Smurf berries are worth a lot of money."
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"- Wendy, I know you're president of our school,"
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"but you can't just dig up the Smurf's land!"
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"And so now our school has plenty of precious,"
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"Yeah, well, big deal."
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"I'm not allowed time to show you the entire movie."
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"available now on DVD."
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"The question now is, what happened to morals?"
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"- That does it!"
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"the day we finally stood up to Wendy Testaburger!"
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"to get what's coming to her."
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"- I don't know about all of you, but I have had enough!"
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"We've been sitting back"
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"But today we do something about it!"
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"All: Yeah!"
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"- Let us not forget what happens this day!"
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