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Clips from South Park - Dances with Smurfs (S13E13)

"- Take that, school president!"
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"- Get her good!"
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"Smurf killer!"
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"- Answer for your crimes on the morning announcements!"
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"because the Smurfs were murdered?"
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"I'll take care of it."
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"- Thank you so much for finally coming on my show, Wendy."
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"- Yeah, well, Butters peed on my house."
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"- If we could just keep it to questions about student council?"
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"- Of course. That's why we're here."
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"- Five seconds."
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"Good morning, South Park Elementary."
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"will be serving meat loaf or veggie pasta."
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"- Sure."
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"and I hope you don't take offense to it."
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"- Okay. - How many Smurf berries"
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"- I don't-- I--I have no idea what--"
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"- You don't know how many Smurf berries"
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"- Would you agree that the school is in a crisis right now?"
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"with the school, but--"
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"- If a Smurf dies"
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"- You are the president of the school."
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"Can you see why many students think"
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"you're an ineffective slut?"
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"Are you denying that the Smurf holocaust ever happened?"
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"the Smurf berries were our school government's only option!"
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"The school was running out of power!"
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"We tried relocating the Smurfs at first,"
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"but they wouldn't budge."
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"but did you know they would be wiped out?"
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"Fought against your own kind,"
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"Do you know that one Smurf berry"
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"can power the school for two months?"
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"One Smurf berry!"
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"- Wait, hold on. Can we take a break?"
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"- No, it's okay. It's all out in the open now."
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"And I guess you can't be blamed for that."
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"I am stepping down."
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"You were right all along, Cartman."
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"We did it."
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"- Luckily, with the money I made"
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"selling the movie rights to my book, I'll be okay."
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"- You sold the movie rights? To who?"
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"- They can't do that! I'm student body president!"
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"Dances with Smurfs was my idea!"
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"You can't just take Dances with Smurfs"
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"- Dude, what happened?"
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"- No, because it turns out that by rule,"
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"- Oh, well. At least as president,"
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"I went to my first student council meeting!"
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"All we did was talk about what colors to make"
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"Student council is retarded!"
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"I'm Casey Miller, and these are the morning announcements."
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"I have a letter"
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"from second grade student Brian Felner."
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""Why is our school president such a fat, stupid dickhead?"
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""My desk is broken,"
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""and so far, Eric Cartman has done nothing about it."
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""Will you please let that walking bowl of anus pus know"
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"- # I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"- # Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"- # Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"- Aah! Aah!"
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"- I knew you were lying!"
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"- Please!"
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"because it will be your voice"
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"there must be a student out there"
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"- Yeah."
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"He stutters like a bitch."
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"- My name is Casey Miller,"
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"Ever since I can remember,"
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"I'm talking, of course, about our student body president,"
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"where students no longer have a voice."
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"How old and outdated is our playground equipment?"
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"- Oh, jeez!"
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"Is Wendy using your lunch money to buy heroin?"
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"- Oh, really?"
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"- Well, because he was being murdered."
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"like a brainwashed zombie, is that it, Mr. Mackey?"
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"tell them that a student is being told not to speak out"
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"Good morning, South Park Elementary."
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"does something about our abysmal soccer field."
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"So let's take a look at exactly what our school president wants."
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"- Hey, Wendy. Wendy!"
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"- Try to understand this--"
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"to what some idiot with a microphone tells you!"
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"- Thank you, and this is to... - Douglas."
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"- Oh, you bet."
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"about all these things I've said, Butters."
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"- Cool, thanks."
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"- Whoa. - Yeah, jeez."
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"I'm Casey Miller."
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"one minute of my time, you got that?"
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"So what, because she's president,"
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"- Eric, apparently you wrote"
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"You'll stop me from asking just because Wendy forces you to?"
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"really doesn't have the kind of power that you--"
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"- Clear as summer rain."
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"into the Socialist whore land where a student isn't free."
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"I'm leaving this hypocritical, communist school!"
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"Here is Eric Cartman."
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"me not being allowed to sell my book."
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"We're from two different worlds,"
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"- Papa Smurf was displeased at first."
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"Clumsy Smurf burst into the Smurf ceremony"
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"Who's behind all this?"
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"- How many Smurf berries is enough, Wendy?"
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"Every Smurf is dead,"
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"What happened to my school?"
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"and tell them to meet after school!"
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"- Do it."
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"These are the morning announcements."
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"My guest today is the student body president"
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"and no one is around to hear it, does it still scream?"
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"- She's speechless!"
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"- Yes, and that makes-- wait, whoa, what?"
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"- What was I suppose to do?"
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"- I'm just asking the question."
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"You went to learn from them,"
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"but instead you became one of them, right?"
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