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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets Famous (S05E05)

"[ Man ] The story ofhow two brothers and fve other men..."
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"parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern..."
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"is a long and interesting one."
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"the application for a small business or farm--"
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"Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years."
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"- No. - Will they ever?"
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"No. We only make boxes to ship nails."
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"- Any other questions? - When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?"
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"- Any of your workers had their hands cut off by machinery? - No."
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"And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody?"
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"We just make boxes here."
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"This room is the most popular part of our tour."
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"Yes, but with one important difference."
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"where they film Krusty the Clown and other non-box-related programs."
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"Since it has nothing to do with boxes, I'll just shut these blinds."
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"- [ All Groaning ] - Oh, man."
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"Now, here's my office."
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"If you'll direct your eyes to the floor, you'll see a yellow line."
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"[ Skinner] Mm-hmm."
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"I gotta get out of here. Aha!"
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"- Yeah. - Well, then, go right in, sir."
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"- I've done all I can do. - We'd better call his parents."
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"- [ Ringing ] -Just a minute!"
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"- Don't hang up! - [ Dial Tone ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"No answer at home. I'll call his father."
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"- [ Ringing ] -Just a minute! Don't hang up!"
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"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
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"Somebody need a script?"
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"- Action! - Ay, ay, ay.!:No me gusta.!"
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"[ Sighs, British Accent ] I'm sorry. I'm really not comfortable with this, Ethan."
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"- What's the matter, luv? - It's just-- It's-It's the same, old, tired gags, isn't it?"
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"What do you mean, you lost him?"
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"He's a box! My boy's a box!"
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"Damn you! A box!"
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"" [ Humming ]"
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"- I said I wanted a Danish.! - I'm sorry."
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"- All the Danishes are gone. - They're not gone."
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"- You're gone! - Uh-oh."
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"[ Muttering ]"
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"''Tragic news tonight. 1 20 dead..."
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"- Here's a Danish, Krusty. - Gimme, gimme, gimme!"
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"Now, that's Danish. Where'd you get it?"
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"I stole it from Kent Brockman."
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"Great! Uh, he didn't touch it, did he?"
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"No."
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"Oh, I--"
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"Uh, I don't, uh--"
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"I saved your career, man! Remember your comeback special?"
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"Yeah, well, what have you done for me lately?"
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"- I got you that Danish. - And I'll never forget it."
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"It's a towel, you yutz.!"
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"I don't read the news until I get my Danish."
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"A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 1 20 people."
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"Ay, chihuahua.! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!"
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"- Oh, nothing. - Hey."
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"That's my lucky red hat sittin' on top..."
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"of a double-corrugated, eight-fold, 1 4-gauge box."
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"Think you'd be interested in a career as a box maker?"
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"From now on, I'll be helping Krusty the Clown after school."
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"Mmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only 1 0."
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"[ Scoffs ] That's not a job. It's a waste of time."
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"What satisfaction do you get from helping them? None!"
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"So, anyway, can I, Mom?"
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"Why not? I remember my first after-school job."
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"We got a new song called ''Tighten Up,'' and this is the music you tighten up with."
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"Hey, whatsa matter, you? You crazy kid, you chasing away my business."
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"just like your old man."
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"- Wow. Being in show business is like a dream. - [ Slurping ]"
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"We're really lucky, aren't we?"
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"- I wish I was dead. - Don't listen to him, kid."
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"Now I need you to go clean out my toilet."
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"Right in here, boy. If it-- Ooh!"
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"This'll take you a couple hours."
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"I'm tellin' ya. I do work on the Krusty Show."
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"- Look at the credits. - Bye-bye, kids!"
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"We won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm."
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"There's my name, right there-- Bart Simpson."
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"Looks more like ''Brad Storch.''"
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"No, it says, ''Betty.'' ''Betty Symington.''"
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"- That's for taking credit for other people's work. - Oh!"
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"It's okay, Son. Who cares what a bunch of fourth-graders think?"
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"Thanks, Dad. That's great advice."
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"- Oh. - There, there."
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"- Okay, kids, open your books to page 60-- - [ Cell Phone Ringing ]"
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"- Yes, Krusty? - Bart, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick."
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"Meet me in the conservatory chop-chop."
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"- Don't worry. Everything's gonna be all right. - Oh!"
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"I wish I was dead."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry?"
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"Do you know how sick this is going to make me? [ Groans ]"
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"Oh, boy. Come stand next to the bathroom door."
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"I want to yell at you some more. [ Groans ]"
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"The most hideous child I have ever witnessed.!"
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"Or sick. I don't know. I forget."
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"Then I hit you with pies for five minutes. Got that?"
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"- ''I am waiting for a bus.'' - Makes me laugh. Let's go."
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"- Ooh! - Aah!"
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"Some people got it, some people don't."
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"Hold on. I wanna finish this thought outside."
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"Why, this rickety ladder in front of this door..."
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"Eh? Eh?"
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"And now, the ''I didn't do it'' dancers!"
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"- [ Alarm Sounding ] - I didn't do it."
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"- [ Gasps ] - Honey!"
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"[ Gasps ] Joe, how could you?"
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"Help! Help!"
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"This is the third time that this building has burned down..."
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"Help me!"
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"- It's not even about him. - Sure it is. Look at the cover."
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"But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot..."
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"and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial."
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"Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"I have to pay to see my own grandson!"
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"[ Barney ] BartChat."
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"- Are you Bart? - Sure, I am."
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"- I didn't do nothin'. - Uh, isn't it, ''I didn't do it''?"
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