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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets Famous (S05E05)

"Yeah, whatever. [ Belches ]"
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"Um, I never thought I'd say this, but shouldn't we be learning something?"
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"Say the line, Bart."
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"[ All ] Yea!"
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"Come on, Lisa. Say somethin' funny."
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"- Like what? - Oh, somethin' stupid like Bart would say."
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"Bucka bucka, or woozle wozzle. Somethin' like that."
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"Forget it, Dad. If I ever become famous..."
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"I want it to be for something worthwhile, not because of some obnoxious fad."
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"- Obnoxious fad? - Ah, don't worry, Son."
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"You know, they said the same thing about Urkel."
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"I'm doing the Conan O'Brien show..."
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"Dad, there's more to me than just a catchphrase."
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"- How do you figure, boy? - Watch the Conan O'Brien show. You'll see."
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"that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single--"
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"-Just do the line. - I didn't do it."
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"[ Laughter, Applause ]"
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"[ Chuckling ] Great material."
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"- We'll be right back. - "[ Theme ]"
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"- Sit perfectly still. Only I may dance. - [ Groaning ]"
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"''Just do the line.'' ''Just do the line.''"
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"What's gonna happen to me?"
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"- Ooh! - Spike Lee..."
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"- [ Yelling ] - [ Yelling ]"
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"- [ Knocking ] - [ Marge ] Bart, it's time to get ready for the show."
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"No!"
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"Where's that little punk?"
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"[ All ] Huh?"
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"saying the same four words over and over, but you shouldn't."
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"You're making people happy, and that's a very hard thing to do."
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"I'm in television now. It's my job to be repetitive."
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"My job. My job."
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"Where is that lousy little pisher?"
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"Bart!"
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"Woozle wozzle?"
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"That's what passes for entertainment these days? Woozle wozzle?"
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"has been put on hiatus for retooling."
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"- What happened? - Oh, don't worry about that."
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"That's show business for you."
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"- Boy, show business is kind of cruel, isn't it? - [ Latch Locking ]"
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"[ Radio Deejay ] And that was ''Kung Fu Fighting. ''"
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"[ Deejay "2 ] Boy, did that get old fast. Whoa!"
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"You know, if you wanna last in this business, you gotta stay fresh."
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"- [ Honking Horn ] - [ Silly Sound Effects ]"
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"[ Grunts ] I saved these for you, Bart."
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"when you were the whole world's special little guy."
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"instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase."
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"- D'oh! - Ay, caramba.!"
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"- Hidilly-ho! - [ Belches ]"
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"- Ha-ha! - Excellent."
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"[ Homer ] What kind of catchphrase is that?"
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"" [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"" [ Whistling The Simpsons Theme ]"
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"Bart, I've asked you not to whistle that annoying tune."
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"to, um-- uh--"
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""You take one down and pass it around ""
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"Oh. We took that out. Yes, it is just like the other rooms."
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"- Bart! - [ Chattering, Shouting ]"
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"Oh, my God! That's his lucky red hat!"
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"- France. - Yoink!"
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"I want you to wash it. You're my new assistant."
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"Cool!"
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"I was in a band."
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"Dad, I'm asking if I can get a job."
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"Gig, Son. When you're a musician, a job is called a gig."
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"a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal."
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"You're doing what you want to do with your life. Nothin' else matters."
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"It's the ''I didn't do it'' guy!"
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"I didn't do it."
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"Hey, proper."
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"All right. But after Leno, I'm all laughed out, you know."
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"You know, Conan, I have a lot to say."
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"with Billy Crystal..."
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"- Hey! - Farrah Fawcett-Majors- O'Neal-Varney..."
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"The best performance of your life?"
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"The best performance of my life."
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"- What the-- - [ All Muttering ]"
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"[ Announcer ] Ladies and gentlemen, the Clown Show..."
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"One day, you're the most important guy who ever lived."
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"- Jawohl, mein Mommandant. - Why are you so happy?"
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"Hush, field trip boy!"
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"But for now, I got a job in the show business."
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"- [ Buzzes ] - [ Applause ]"
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""[''U Can't Touch This'']"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Yoink?"
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"I'm Kent Brockman. On the 1 1 :00 news tonight..."
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"I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know..."
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"Repetitiveness is my job."
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"Bart! I need to use you in a sketch."
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"[ Cheering, Hooting ]"
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"- What's that building over there? - That's just a TVstudio..."
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"Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!"
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"Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one."
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"like the salivating dogs that you are, Bart Simpson!"
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"[ Eating Loudly ]"
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"Ah, Lise, won't it be great to cast off the shackles..."
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"- [ Both Laughing ] - And then the boy says the thing--"
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"Hello, everybody. I'm Archie Bell, and I'm also The Drells."
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"[ Together] I didn't do it."
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"- [ Grunts ] - ventriloquist Loni Anderson..."
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"Ah, the morning horoscope."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Oh!"
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"''Pur--'' ''Kuala Lum-pur--''"
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"The perfect escape."
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"- Action! - Ay, ay, ay.!:No me gusta.!"
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"This is a dream factory."
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""[ Vaudeville ]"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"That's the democrats for ya!"
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"Honey, I know you feel a little silly..."
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"We go on in 1 0 minutes. Oh, the tension."
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"we'll be going to the... box factory."
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"- [ Weak Chuckle ] - [ Clears Throat ]"
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"I'm Bart Simpson. I saved you from jail."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"What the hell are you reading books for?"
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"You're just finished, that's all."
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