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Clips from The Office (2005) - Koi Pond (S06E06)

"If anything, I am robbing the grave."
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"Mom, have you decided what you want to be called?"
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"I mean, I like Nana, but I also like the classic Grandma."
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"Please be Grandma. I want you to be Grandma. Definitely a Grandma."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Yay! Grandma."
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"Hey, would you guys ever do a triathlon, you think?"
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"Helene?"
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"No. I don't think so."
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"I am. I'm definitely going to do it."
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"just need to learn how to swim. Come on, you in?"
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"No, no. I think a triathlon is pretty much something I can rule out."
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"So, it's a matter of interest. Good. Okay."
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"It's not anything you would have ever done?"
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"I might have done it when I was younger,"
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"than running and jumping and swimming..."
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"Well, there's no jumping in a triathlon. Oh!"
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"You're thinking the broad jump."
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"Would you try bungee jumping? No."
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"I might, I might."
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"Michael, what are you talking about?"
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"Do I really want to go snowboarding? No."
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"But I would like to if I wanted to."
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"(MIMICKING FANFARE)"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"What's going on in here?"
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"Oh, no, really?"
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"Yep, yep."
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"Took a page right out of the old Schrute book of niceness."
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"There is no book, there's only a survival guide."
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"You bought breakfast for everyone,"
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"Okay, well, allow me. You know what?"
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"I will make everyone's tacos!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"So we should get the check."
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"What about your gift, Michael? Whoa, no, no, no."
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"No, it's stupid. You'd hate it, I hate it."
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"I'm sure I won't. Yes, you will."
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"He locked himself in his office all morning working on it."
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"Give me. Look at this wrapping paper."
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"Might as well have been toilet paper."
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"Toilet paper. Let's see."
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""A scrapbook of our first memories, by Michael Gary Scott,"
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""for my girlfriend, Helene, on your birthday.""
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"That's just an arbitrary title."
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"Okay, here's a penny."
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"What's that from? Penny for your thoughts."
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"That's amazing."
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"It's not amazing at all. It's sort of weird that I went and did that."
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"And now your wish won't come true, so that blows."
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"A poem. Oh, that I plagiarized, I think."
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"Shel Silverstein? Yeah."
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""I have the measles and the mumps"
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""a gash, a rash, and purple bumps"
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""And my teacher's really mean"
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""Happy Birthday, I love you, Helene.""
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"It's really nice, Michael."
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"I think it sucks."
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"I think it's wonderful, absolutely wonderful."
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"Oh, God, a scrapbook."
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"Home run, Michael."
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"You set the bar so high."
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"That was a bunt."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight, I'm going to do this."
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"Hey, hey, hey, relax. I got it covered."
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"Okay, Dwight, this is ridiculous."
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"Don't worry about it, you can just owe me."
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"And then you stopped at the bar on the way back?"
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"Got thirsty."
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"Okay, weirdo. Come on, it's time for cake."
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"Okay."
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"Honestly, for a long time,"
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"I thought I was going to grow old with Holly."
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"And then I met Helene, and she is great,"
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"and she already knows and has done everything"
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"that I have ever wanted to do and can tell me about it."
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"But I think I want to do those things myself."
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"Cake's really good."
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"I know. I love when they use butter-cream frosting."
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"because I have something terrible I need to tell you."
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"And I want you to enjoy your cake"
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"before I tell you this terrible, terrible thing."
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"God, I've enjoyed dating you"
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"and being your boyfriend so much,"
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"but I have to consider Pam's feelings as a friend and a coworker."
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"when I know what this is doing to her."
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"I know that it took me a little while to come around,"
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"but you obviously make my mom very happy."
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"Wow, that just... You've really grown."
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"Well... Oh, thank you, Pam."
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"Helene, once again, you are a wonderful person,"
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"and I envy it, and I want it someday, but just in the future."
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"You need somebody who understands your references."
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"Who is Kafka-esque?"
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"There's another woman, and her name is Italy,"
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"and skydiving, and bungee jumping."
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"And I want kids."
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"And you, unfortunately, have already completed"
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"that part of your journey down there. Michael."
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"And Mother has very strict rules about"
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"fertility."
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"(STUTTERS) I got it."
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"Well, hobbies. Stop."
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"(GROANS)"
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"What's going on? Stupid thing wedged up there."
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"No one in this office will help me."
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"Yeah, move it."
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"What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something?"
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"That is a recipe for a ghost."
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"Oh, yeah, you're gonna owe me big time."
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"Looks like a little envelope, there you go."
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"Yup. Got it. "To Dwight"?"
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"Surprise!"
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"It's from everybody. $15 value."
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"I could've grown poison mushrooms that'd be this high by now!"
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"They're mushrooms, they don't get that high."
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"Pamela Beesly-Halpert. What?"
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"May I have a word with you in my office, please?"
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"I am working."
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"Well, this is a work-related matter."
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