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Clips from The Office (2005) - Koi Pond (S06E06)

"Good morning, everybody."
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"Oh, don't mention it."
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"No, I had a fish stick sandwich."
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"Actually, I had two fish stick sandwiches."
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"You're thinking of deer penis. It worked."
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"and it is now a scientific fact that you are hungry."
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"Okay, I brought cheese, too."
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"Excellent."
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"Okay."
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"to get someone fired who stole a co-manager position from him anymore?"
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"Jeez, when did everyone get so cynical?"
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"I have an early lunch."
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"PAM: Michael's been trying to get Jim and me to hang out"
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"Homeless people, graffiti."
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"Hey!"
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"is that another birthday present for me?"
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"Because of sex? Kevin!"
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"Hey, please, Kevin. You're fired."
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"Shipping emergency."
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"Something's up. That paper was never supposed to arrive."
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"And I wanted to return the favor."
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"I will."
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"You do me a favor, wham, favor returned."
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"you can really take the pressure off your knees."
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"Do not walk around with your jacket catawampus."
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"Oh, boy. Hey, thank you very much for that."
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"Sticking with 49."
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"You're 54 years old."
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"No, I'm 58."
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"Uh-huh."
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"(EXCLAIMS) Michael. What do you think? Grandma?"
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"Maybe."
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"I've already got the run and the bike thing down,"
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"I don't know, it just doesn't interest me."
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"but now there are just other things I'd rather be doing"
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"Snowboarding? No, no, you want to go snowboarding?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Nothing, just life"
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"Andy bought lunch."
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"so I got lunch for everyone."
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"Gosh, these tacos are awfully complicated to make."
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"It's got the word "love" on it in every language."
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"It was from the wishing well at the mall."
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"You threw it in, I went back later, waded in, and I found it."
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""I cannot go to school today said little Peggy Ann McKay""
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"Well, that's because you and I have very different tastes,"
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"and you like lame things."
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"It's a generational sort of gap between us."
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"No, I insist."
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"No, no, no, no, no, I insist."
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"Hey, where'd you go?"
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"Oh, I just went to the bathroom."
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"Helene, I think you're a wonderful person and I..."
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"I cannot, in good conscience, continue to date you,"
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"No, it's not."
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"and it's still a little weird to get used to,"
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"And that makes me happy."
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"And I hope you are as gracious during this next part."
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"and you have lived a great life,"
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"I've never... I don't know him."
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"Okay, so..."
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"It's not my decision, it's Mother Nature."
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"I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now?"
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"Starbucks gift card."
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"Damn it! I am no closer to taking Jim down."
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"(EXCLAIMS) What a waste of a day."
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"it's about attitude."
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"And that string is attached from my heart to your mean attitude."
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"Do you want me to get down on one knee and beg you?"
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"In the parking lot, in front of everyone."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"I'm pretty sure we said slap."
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"what's going to happen. Do you?"
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"But at the same time, she goes crazy,"
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"Mmm-hmm. I know."
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"I just need some time. I need some time to think about it."
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"Pam, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"And you kind of throw out the arm."
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"Okay."
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"Why can't you just agree with me sometimes?"
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"Every day, weirdos pay dominatrixes hundreds of dollars"
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"for that very privilege."
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"(EXHALES) Okay. All right."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Okay, I promise."
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"Feel better?"
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"I've got a chicken in the freezer upstairs."
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"And I have a hover car and a hover house."
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"And I'm happy."
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"No."
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"And this is my dinner on your face, I'm keeping it."
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"Who would like an authentic New York bagel, hmm?"
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"Stanley? Thank you."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I got a pumpernickel just for you."
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"Wow, H&H."
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"You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels?"
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"Why? Is there a place closer that sells them?"
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"This is really nice, Dwight. Thanks."
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"Thanks."
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"You owe me one. You all owe me one."
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"Good morning, Michael. Morning, Dwight."
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"Hungry?"
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"My girlfriend didn't want hers,"
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"because I guess I'm the only aphrodisiac she needs."
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"Fish sticks are not an aphrodisiac. Yeah."
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"Regardless, that was over two hours ago,"
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"Bagel?"
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"I don't mind if I do."
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"I'm taking one for my lady friend."
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"Brain food. Thank you very much."
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"You owe me."
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"Can't a guy just buy some bagels for his friends,"
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"so they'll owe him a favor which he can use"
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"Pam, would you care for a bagel?"
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"Oh, no, thank you."
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"Oh, that's right, you're a woman and you need to refuse food the first time."
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"I'll try again."
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"Please, Pam, reconsider and have a bagel."
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"ever since he started dating my mom."
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"I don't know. I really hoped this thing would just die out,"
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