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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Something Happened (S04E04)

"Norman? Oh, he's the drummer, right?"
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"The keyboard player."
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"OK."
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"What?"
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"No, it's just..."
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"The keyboard player? Really?!"
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"Yeah. What?"
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"Are you sure it's not just because he's in a band?"
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"Yes. I really am that shallow, Roy!"
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"I know you are."
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"Yeah, I'm that shallow."
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"Look, I like him."
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"It's because he's in a band! Oh, flippin' hell."
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"Is this your back again?"
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"When did mosh pits become so unruly?"
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"I told you, you should get a massage."
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"Oh, I've never enjoyed having massages."
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"I don't like being naked in front of strangers,"
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"and I can never relax if I think someone might play Norah Jones."
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"Go!"
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"Last week, I decided I wanted to learn how to do tattoos."
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"So, I did the business."
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"Bought a book on tattoos, read it,"
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"and now I know how to do tattoos. Look!"
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"My helicopter!"
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"Oh, that's brilliant."
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"Let me see it... Ow!"
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"What the bloody hell's wrong with you?"
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"I have a really bad back."
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"Don't see a masseuse!"
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"They're the biggest con of the 20th century."
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"in this groundbreaking expose of the massage industry."
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"Go like this."
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"Oh, for fuuu...!"
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"That's worse! That's way worse."
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"It's terrible, isn't it?"
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"No, no, no! That's how I originally injured my back."
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"You all right?"
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"Ah, yeah, the Paras."
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"Were you in the army?"
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"No."
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"The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in."
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"Arsenal?"
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"Right..."
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"nearly done."
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"Right."
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"♪ I love him I love him, I love him so. ♪"
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"Goodness me!"
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"What-what-what would you term what just happened there?"
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"Norman says my voice is extraordinary."
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"He's right."
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"This is the big one."
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"There's nothing about him I don't like."
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"When he's asleep, he makes this sound..."
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"a lovely, little, gentle purr."
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"You know, the last few days has been indescribable."
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"Good."
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"Hi, Roy!"
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"Hi, Roy."
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"What?"
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"You OK?"
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"What?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"Did it help?"
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"No."
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"Are you OK?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fine."
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"It's just you'vegot the same face you have when you eat vegetables."
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"Something happened."
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"Yes. When I was getting the massage, the masseuse did something."
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"OK, I'm going to tell you, but you have to promise"
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"not to laugh at me, because this whole thing has left me very shaken."
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"- OK. I promise I will not laugh. - OK."
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"He kissed me on the arse."
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"What did you just say?"
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"I was enjoying the massage,"
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"everything had gone very, very well,"
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"and he gave me a big kiss on the arse."
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"And you thought I'd find that funny?!"
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"Well, yeah, I suppose I did."
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"On what planet would that be funny?"
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"Whereabouts on the arse did he kiss you?"
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"I don't know,"
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"just to the left of the... the line that goes down the middle."
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"The cleftal horizon."
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"Is that what it's called?"
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"Yes, it is, but never mind that, what happened next?"
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"Well, then I just got dressed and I left."
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"OK. Have you told Jen this?"
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"No, I was really afraid she'd laugh at me."
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"She wouldn't laugh-- This man crossed the line!"
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"He is a member of the medical profession. Roy, look at me."
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"Look... at... me!"
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"There is nothing funny about this."
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"I think he crossed the line. I don't think it's funny."
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"I mean, I was so relaxed, and then that just tensed me right up again."
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"My hands were like that for an hour."
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"I couldn't get them in to my pockets to pay him."
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"Roy, I've got to tell you, I think you've got grounds to sue."
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"Really?"
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"What is that?!"
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"That's Jen."
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"That's what she does now."
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"What?"
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"Listen to this."
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"Yeah. You are not going to believe this."
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"The bloke who did it kissed me on my arse."
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"My body went into spasms!"
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"My hands were like this for an hour!"
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"You've got to spread that kind of material out!"
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"I can't believe this!"
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"What, did you think he was coming on to you? I don't know!"
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"Maybe he's like the Michelangelo of physical therapists"
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"and that was his signature. Maybe he does it to everybody."
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"All I know is that I was vulnerable."
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"I was naked, and he kissed me on my bottom."
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"I'll tell you something, this is not the last he has heard of me."
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"As God is my witness, no man shall ever have to be"
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"kissed on the bottom unexpectedly because of this man ever again."
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"This is the first time I've left before you."
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