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Clips from The IT Crowd (2006) - Something Happened (S04E04)

"We're looking up legal precedents of Roy being kissed on the arse."
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"Don't sue him, Roy. You'll get on the news."
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"- Don't listen to her. - Everyone will laugh!"
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"No-one will laugh! Come on, Jen, help us bring this monster to justice!"
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"I can't. The band are playing a new song tonight, they want my opinion."
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"Roy, I am a person. With thoughts and opinions."
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"No. You're not."
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"Jen, please, just say, "It's great"."
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"When people like that ask you what you think,"
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"all they want to hear is that they're geniuses."
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"Goodbye."
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"She... is... evil."
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"Spacestar ordering success story number three."
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"My tattoo got infected, so they've had to cut off my arm!"
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"I am getting a robot hand!"
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"♪ I am beautiful... ♪"
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"Beautiful. Really beautiful."
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"Thank you."
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"It's just a great song. Really, really great."
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"If you put a gun to my head and forced me to give one criticism,"
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"- Apart from that, perfect. - OK."
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"Listen, Tim, Mary's not going to make it tonight."
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"What'll we do about backing vocals?"
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"I'd love to!"
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"Moss, can I ask you a question?"
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"Do I have to testify?"
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"You've just got to ask yourself one thing..."
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"if you don't take the stand,"
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"how many more unsolicited bum kisses will be administered"
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"by that lip-happy bastard?"
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"No, you're right, I know you're right. I do want to testify."
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"I'm just afraid that they're going to laugh at me."
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"What if they're all... what if they're all like Jen?"
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"They're not going to laugh, Roy."
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"No-one's like Jen."
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"No-one."
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"I've come to realise she's actually a very odd person."
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"Well, good luck tonight, everyone!"
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"Are you a big Stevie Nicks fan, Jen?"
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"Stevie Nicks? Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, God. Thanks so much for this, guys, I'm so excited."
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"I've never done anything like this before."
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"I can't believe you want me to do it! I won't let you down."
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"So, Norman, we've had a talk."
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"And we think we're going to go back to not having a keyboard in the band."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry, but we'll see you both again soon, yeah?"
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"Wait! I'm out too?"
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"And the defendant gave no indication"
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"that he had any intention of kissing you on the bottom?"
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"No indication whatsoever."
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"He just kissed me on my bottom. Out of nowhere."
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"What was the result?"
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"Well, I had nightmares about it."
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"And I can't stop washing my bottom."
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"And I find it hard to trust masseurs."
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"Where exactly did he kiss you?"
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"- It was in the middle. - In the middle of your bottom?"
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"In layman's terms, please, Mr. Trenneman."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, your Honour. Just to the left of the bum line."
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"Just above the thigh?"
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"Well above the thigh."
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"It was on my bottom."
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"that what some people call their bottom, others might call their hip."
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"No, he kissed my bottom, sir."
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"- But is it not true... - He kissed me on my bottom!"
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"Why is no-one laughing?"
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"It's no laughing matter, Jen."
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"We Spaceologists take this kind of thing very seriously."
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"Are all these people Spaceologists?"
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"Yes, this trial could bring the massage industry to its knees."
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"And you'll find they take this case with the gravity it deserves."
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"Perhaps Mr. Trenneman might be able to help us with the aid of this diagram."
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"Could you please place this picture of the defendant..."
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"That was where the incident happened."
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"Yes. Only a moment ago you were quite sure, yet now you only think."
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"You're twisting my words."
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"Is it not true that this may simply be an artist,"
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"proud of his work, signing off with a flourish?"
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"That is not the point."
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"I said, that will be all, thank you."
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"My bottom is not a kissing post, sir."
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"OK, you can dress this up however you like, with your fancy words,"
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"with your fancy words, but the truth remains"
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"that that man, sitting there, kissed me on my bike rack"
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"and I was not expecting it"
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"and it rendered an expensive massage worthless."
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"Your Honour, please."
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"unless they have arranged it beforehand for some reason."
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"I will never be silent!"
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"I will not stop until those lips are behind bars!"
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"How dare you?"
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"I put my arse in your hands."
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"I'd have used my robot hand for good."
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"It's just he's a bit geeky, isn't he? I didn't think he was your type."
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"So that's why I ended up joining the parachute regiment."
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"What was Mancini thinking, eh?"
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"There we are. All finished."
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"Go on."
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"You paid him?!"
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"Jen, you know that I went for that massage?"
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"So what's the problem? I know! He doesn't write, he doesn't call!"
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"You should see a masseuse."
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"You should tell her. You should tell her."
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"No, Jen, my masseuse kissed me on my bum!"
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"It's not music I hate, it's swimming!"
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"he's the man with his head screwed on tight."
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"The keyboard player?"
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"Is your back still hurting? Didn't you go to see the masseuse?"
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"Stop it! You're killing me!"
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"it'd be that maybe it goes on just a bit too long."
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"Although it is true, is it not,"
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"on the area where you say he kissed you?"
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