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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer's Triple Bypass (S04E04)

"One hand washes the other. Ooh, that reminds me."
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"These gloves came free with my toilet brush."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"I think you two would make a lovely couple."
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"My husband is still alive!"
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"Not me. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- How long has it been? - Six seconds."
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"- Do we have to start over? - Hell, no."
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"Poor Mr. Homer. Could it be that my snack treats..."
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"- are responsible for his wretched health? - Gimme some jerky."
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"- Would you like some vodka with that? - Oh, what the hell. Sure."
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"Doctor, what's wrong? Don't you know where to make the incision?"
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"All right, Nick. Don't panic."
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"Think back to med school."
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"I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? And where?"
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"- Below! - Thanks, little girl!"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Goodnews! The operation was a complete success."
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"Oh, that's wonderful! Mmm!"
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"Dr. Nick Riviera, remember me?"
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"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg..."
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"with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg."
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"All right, Dad!"
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"- What's wrong? - You know that feeling you get..."
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"Homer, I prepared a special Surprise just for you."
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"- Oh, dear. Now you've done it. - [Banging]"
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"[ Chuckling ] There is a poisoned one-- isn't there, Smithers?"
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"Damn their oily hides!"
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"Now, don't worry, Homer. You're the kind of guy I could really dig..."
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"Mr. Burns, I think he's dead."
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"[ Muffled ] Hey, hey, hey. Cut it out."
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"- What's that, Chief? - Cut it out."
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"####[Reggae]"
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"- Look! - Hey, come on. Quit it."
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"- Good Lord. - Hi."
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"- Say it in English, Doc. - You're going to need open-heart surgery."
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"- Can I have a free calendar? - Okay."
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"And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt."
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"- Anyway, can I have $40,000? - Hmm?"
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"- Honey, did you have any luck? - No, but the rabbi gave me this."
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"of your medical expenses?"
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"to get married to Princess Left Ventricle."
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"- Uh, yeah. - Oh, no."
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"Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down. Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down."
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"- Who are you donating 'em to? - First come, first serve. What are you in for?"
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"Well, there's nothing funny about What you're about to go through."
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"Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!"
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"Did you know that they'll stop Dad's heart for six whole minutes?"
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"And to make sure, I want to be stuffed and put on the couch..."
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"- Thanks, Dad. - And Lisa--"
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"- [ Whispering ] -you're adopted and I don't like you."
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"and will always look out for you."
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"- [ Snoring ] - Now, if something should go wrong..."
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"Oh. Thank God. I hope he pulls through."
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"[ Sniffles ]"
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"- [Door Shuts] - Oh, my God."
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"Seriously, baby. I can prescribe anything I want."
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"-"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"- What? - Five cents off wax paper."
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"Dagnabbit!"
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"- as a constant reminder of our marital vows. - Ohh. Kids?"
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"Oh, Homie, I don't know. This might upset them."
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"And I've learned a great deal from this cow's heart I got at the butcher shop."
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"All right, boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler."
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"But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay."
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"[ Whispering ]"
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"for our good friend, Homer Simpson."
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"Ah, little Homer."
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"Sorry."
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"- I made an "H." - No, that doesn't count."
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"[ Horn Honking ]"
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[ Electricity Crackling ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"## [ Angelic Singing ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"But don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you..."
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"- ####[Reggae] - [ Screaming ]"
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"Isn't this 742 Evergreen Terrace?"
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"- No, there isn't. - Trust me."
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"flowing through your husband's circulatory system."
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"Nurse, cancel my 1 :00."
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"- Eh. - Well, you kids are old enough to know the truth..."
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"Shut up, Flanders."
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"Sir, I'm sorry. We can't insure you."
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"So the tiny Aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long trip..."
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"And a new candle now and then?"
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"Hey! The incision in the coronary artery..."
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"you know, that place that sells chili."
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"No, that's next door."
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"Oh, dear Lord!"
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"How 'bout this little bee? [ Buzzing ]"
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"Operation? What are you talking about?"
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"Hi, everybody! I'm Dr. Nick Riviera."
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"- and make sure my kids grow up right. - Shh!"
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"Bed goes up. Bed goes down."
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"Thanks, Moe."
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"Let's see. Uh--"
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"I may never hold you again. Ew! Stinky pants!"
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"Bart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because--"
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"I know you're gonna turn out great, with or without your old man."
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"Let's have a minute of silent prayer..."
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Kids, I have something to tell you."
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"I want to give you some words to remember me by in case something happens."
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"Bed goes up-- Kids..."
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"You can come in now."
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