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Clips from Family Guy - Lois Kills Stewie (S06E06)

"So it's all out in the open now, isn't it?"
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"Stewie, how long you been all messed up and evil like this?"
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"you didn't give a damn!"
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"And now we're going to look at it again."
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"- What do you like about it, specifically? - I don't know."
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"Pick something, or I'll blow your brains out!"
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"Hey, everything okay in there? I heard shouting."
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"Dog, answer it. Tell him, "Yes, everything's fine.""
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"- Okay, good. - Make fun of his wheelchair."
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"- What? - What?"
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"That's not very nice, Brian."
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"- "Neither is your mother's ass." - Neither is your mother's ass."
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"Well, I'll give you that one."
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"Well, I got to tell you, Brian, I'm relieved to hear you say that."
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"Please call me if you see any sign of Stewie."
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"Tell him, " Ha-ha-ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.""
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"- Come on. - Do it!"
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"Well, that's disappointing. I needed that boost today."
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"Wait a minute. You could've drugged this."
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"- Well, I'm no fool. Brian, taste this. - What?"
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"- Go on, taste it! You're the guinea pig. - Lois, he's got a gun."
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"- Look, I'll do it myself. How about that? - I don't know, he kind of asked me."
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"I mean, I think we should do what he says."
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"I'm totally willing to do this for the family."
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"Stewie, you killed him! He's dead!"
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"- Oh, poor Cleveland. - It's all right, Lois, he's in Heaven now."
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"I don't understand why I need to give you a credit card imprint."
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"It's kind of brand new. Do you have a credit card?"
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"All right, if I see any cops following me, the dog gets it!"
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"There's Joe. Say, "Joe, I think you're cool.""
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"- Joe, I think you're cool. - Well, thank you, Brian."
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"- "No, just kidding, you suck." - No, just kidding, you suck."
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"Kidnapping me is one thing, but you killed Cleveland!"
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"You forget, I'm the one holding the gun, Brian."
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"And you're gonna do exactly as I say."
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"You'll know soon enough, Brian. The world will know soon enough."
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"You can take me to the skies"
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"It's like being lost in heaven"
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"Stewie, what the hell was that?"
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"Stewie, you shouldn't actually even be alive, you sniveling little creep."
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"I hate you so much, I want to shoot you in your face."
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"- All right. - Honey, I like you,"
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"they's gonna be, like, "We was wrong about Stewie.""
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"I's gonna be bigger than every one of all y'alls."
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"- That sounds like fun! - Actually, that does sound like fun."
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"- What'd you have in mind? - Okay, okay, how about this?"
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"Hey, did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?"
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"and pays the migrant workers to go to his house"
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"Yeah, isn't that a disgusting, absolute fact?"
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"Yeah! We're starting a rumor!"
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"- Wait a minute. Chris, are you clapping? - Yeah!"
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"- So your hands are free. - Yeah!"
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"- Stewie didn't tie up your hands. - No, he must have forgot."
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"You've realized, we've been sitting here for 14 hours."
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"I've enjoyed the time we've had as a family."
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"That's because you yelled!"
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""That's why I yelled." I'm watching you, buddy."
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"Guess it doesn't do anything."
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"Well, that seems odd."
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"All right, pull in here."
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"The CIA. What the hell are we doing here?"
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"Not that one. I used to have a Willem Dafoe living under my bed."
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"Hey, you asleep yet?"
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"- No. - Just checking."
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"Hello, gentlemen."
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"Yeah, US of freakin' A. We're number one."
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"- Space shuttle and all that. - Terrific."
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"- Hello, Smith. How are you today? - Fine, sir. What's new?"
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"Apparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot..."
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"- Yeah, he's been doing that for years. - Sick bastard."
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"which control the world's power grid. Once they're under my control,"
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"the entire world will be subject to my whims."
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"Go away, you paperclip! No one likes you!"
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"Open up in there, or we're breaking down the door!"
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"Oh, my God! I'm free!"
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"Anyway, I'd drop the gun if I were you."
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"and unless you want me to send you all back to the Dark Ages,"
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"you'll do exactly as I say."
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"What are your demands?"
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"from the new president of the world."
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"I'm not paying you guys to watch TV. Now get in the damn shower!"
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"I want you to hear my presidential address for St. Rupert's Day."
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"I'm unveiling all the new laws I have passed."
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"Screw off. I don't want anything to do with you or your damn laws."
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"Absolutely. I mean, look at this. Jafar May Need Glasses."
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"- Number three, number four. - Number three."
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"Five and six."
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"About the same?"
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"Yeah, they're pretty much... Can I see five one more time?"
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"- Five and six. - Yeah, they're about the same."
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"Henceforth, sexual intercourse is illegal."
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"It is gross and disgusting and punishable by death."
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"There we go. I made a swan. Stewie's a good leader."
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"all the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts."
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"Hey, I don't give a damn what you want. Just get the hell off of my property!"
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"I've got this bowl of cornflakes, and I gotta be at work at 9:00."
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"- So what are we gonna do here? - Not so fast."
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"Say, that's a lot easier than eating 17 bowls!"
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"- And it's easier on my breasts! - Everybody wins!"
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"Hilary Swank Get your milk from her"
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"anyone who sees Peter Griffin must throw apples at him."
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"that perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you"
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"of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are."
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"The girl you date who doesn't get The jokes in Caddyshack"
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"He never would be missed He never would be missed"
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"There's the foul-smelling boy Who comes to school in camouflage"
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"'"You know, someone should do a sitcom Based around my life'""
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"The guy who watchedThe Simpsons Back in 1994"
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"And won't admit the damn thing Isn't funny anymore"
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"And anyone and everyone Who's ever made me pissed!"
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"They'd none of them be missed!"
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"That is enough!"
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"while other people suffer at the hands of my own baby."
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"How the hell are you gonna do..."
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"Sorry, Dad!"
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"All right, Peter, I'm going to kill Stewie. Dinner's in the oven."
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"All you have to do is turn it to 350 at about 5:15."
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"- Yeah. - What did I just say?"
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"Turn the oven to 350 at 5:15. I heard it!"
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