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Clips from Family Guy - Lois Kills Stewie (S06E06)

"Let me see."
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"Excellent."
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"Much better than the one Gary Larson did."
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"Stewie, your reign of terror has come to an end."
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"I will not stand by while you make innocent people suffer."
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"Go ahead, Lois, do it. Shoot me. Shoot your little baby Stewie."
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"It's just been revoked."
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"Peter, he didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line."
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"It doesn't really work here."
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"Hey, Stewie, we got a postcard from Peter and Lois on the cruise."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, hello, Brian. Well, you recall my complaining about Lois"
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"- and the fat man not taking me with them? - Yeah."
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"and taking over the world would play out for me."
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"- Yeah? How'd that go? - Not well, Brian. Not well."
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"I suppose I'm not ready to kill Lois or take over the world."
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"Yet."
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"So, what you're saying is that what you experienced"
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"No, it was a simulation."
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"Well, at least it didn't end like The Sopranos,"
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"where it just cut to black in mid..."
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"of the last episode of Family Guy."
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"- Then what? - Peter went to court!"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"I mean, not tonight, 'cause I got plans with the guys,"
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"- Mom, Stewie's just a baby. - No, he's not, Meg! He's evil."
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"Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker, with Channel Five News."
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"- Then what? - Lois came back!"
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"- Yeah, but then I wouldn't have a penis. - Well, but..."
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"I'm sorry, I'm... I'm just gonna have to say no."
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"Maybe I feel like you owe me a little."
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"where I managed to get a job at a summer camp for fat kids."
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"with a seemingly nice, young townie, named Derek."
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"Eventually, he got comfortable enough with me to introduce me to his friends."
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"Okay, first order of business, I'd like to thank Paul and Tracy,"
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"So I rushed back to Quahog, and here I am."
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"'cause we're trying to find..."
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"I'm looking for Kareem under the hoop. Have you seen him?"
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"Last week, when I made that macaroni picture of an owl,"
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"All right, I'll see you later."
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"It's kind of a new policy."
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"Black man gone missing, my God, the media will be all over that!"
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"That's gonna get me through the rest of this yard work."
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"You can't sing. What are you doing, Stewie?"
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"And then when we get out of here, we'll spread it around as much as we can."
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"I could buy that. That sounds like something he'd do."
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"Well, I think that's awful that Rob Schneider does that."
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"No, you shot the gun first. That's why I yelled!"
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"What exactly are you looking for?"
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"And pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him"
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"Stewie, for God's sake, they know we're here."
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"Sorry, you look sort of like someone from..."
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"- Stewie? - Oh, my God!"
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"About the same. Number one might be a tiny bit better."
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"Greetings, unwashed masses."
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"I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum."
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"at the recent changes I have implemented."
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"Lest you be considering any sort of uprising,"
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"The Asian guy who cuts in front Of every single line"
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"And Bill O'Reilly's Ineffective dermatologist"
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"And every bleeding member Of the cast ofEntourage"
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"And guys who when you shake their hand Just bump you with their fist"
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"I've got them on the list"
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"Peter, I am not gonna stand by"
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"That's okay, Chris. You're a good boy following the law."
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"But you, Meg, you're going to jail."
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"- Yeah, okay, Lois. - Are you listening?"
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"Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway."
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"- Yes, that's correct. - So it was sort of like a dream."
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"Well, hopefully, they would have enjoyed the ride."
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"See, there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic."
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"After wandering around for a while, I discovered I was in North Carolina,"
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"And after that blow to the head, it all started coming back to me."
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"So now you're interested in Stewie?"
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"There's gotta be some clue in here"
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"- Wow! Look at all this cool stuff! - Man, what do you think these things do?"
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"According to my schematics, it should be right in here."
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"this terminal will allow me to take command of the satellites"
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"Did you know you'd have to eat 17 bowls of those cornflakes"
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"Made me pissed Made me really, really pissed"
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"He's got them on the list He's got them on the list"
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"Say hi to Cleveland for me. Oh, and Mr. Weed."
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"Well, yeah, but, Brian..."
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"It was my job to keep the children from eating each other."
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"- I like how it looks like an owl. - Thank you for the compliment!"
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"- Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." - I bet you can't get a boner."
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"What are you talking about? I'm not gonna..."
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"So what you're saying is we've got a homicidal baby on our hands."
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"One by my house got a McDonald's right in the store."
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"Yo, dawg, I gotta tell you, for me, man, that was not even half good, dude."
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"Next time they hear about me,"
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"Sweet!"
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"The force field is down! Go! Now!"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Sorry to bother you, but we have a fugitive baby on our hands."
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"that'll tell us where Stewie might have gone."
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"'Cause I's gonna be huge."
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"That was Lost In Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson."
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"Well, get pissy if you want, Mom."
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"All right, we'll do it on the way! We'll do it on the way!"
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"Admiral, there be whales here!"
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"Now, I have no doubt"
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"Yes, but theoretically, if someone watched the events"
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"and had no idea who I was."
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"Do it. Say, "Ha-ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair.""
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"What the hell!"
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"- "Queer." - Queer."
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"What are you trying to do?"
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"You know, you're not gonna get away with this."
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"He's got them on the list He's got them on the list"
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"Get in. Come on, drive, drive, drive!"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Thanks, Ollie. And now Part Two."
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"All the things that make us"
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"Ah! Damn it!"
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"Oh, Lois, sweetheart, I'm so glad you're alive!"
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"Now tell him you've always thought he was handsome."
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"Just take this flier, and if you see this baby..."
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"Squeeze, squeeze."
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"- Oh, my God! - Holy crap!"
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