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Clips from Family Guy - The Juice Is Loose! (S07E07)

"Look, I brought four cigarettes I filched from my mom's purse."
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"- Hey. Hey, Brian. Brian. - What the hell?"
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"I mean, he's doing his thing, and you gotta..."
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"...like you're trying to one-up him. That's a game you're not gonna win."
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"- What? - We'll be back with Stewie's costar..."
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"- What? - I have to tell you about the future."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty."
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"Terrific. Terrific. So, Lois, you still pissed at me..."
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"Famous football player. Had a bit part in Roots."
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"Now, that's a story I can sink my teeth into."
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"Wait. If he killed two people, how come he's not in jail?"
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"Just try to get O.J. Talking about the murders."
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"Loud and clear, Peter."
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"You ever do anything bad to a Jewish waiter?"
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"You know what I like to do sometimes, Juice?"
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"- Anything you'd like to confess? - No, not really."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Well, that makes up for one murder."
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"It's been so long since I've had a friend."
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"I'm gonna make sure everything's gonna be all right."
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"Oh, thank God. Oh."
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"Great. I was wondering if you could give me advice..."
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"He's got money to buy tongue depressors and yarn, but not enough to pay us back?"
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"I don't like the mustache, Fred. Nobody likes the mustache."
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"- Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. - I'm Diane Simmons."
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"Our top story: Quahog, Rhode Island, known for quaint neighborhoods..."
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"We don't have footage of the murder, but we can show you what happened..."
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"...thanks to this re-enactment by the Quahog Opera Company."
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"But soft, Ron"
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"Peter, that's not a group of enthusiastic party guests."
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"What? You're already here? No way."
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"Aw. Come on, we're all just trying to have a good time."
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"I dare you to make out with Joe for 15 seconds."
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"- Holy crap. No way. - They're doing it."
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"Ugh! He's a worse dad than a rich New York City investment banker."
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"...who had that huge canvas of arm fat to work with."
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"- Stewie. - What?"
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"Yikes. Looks like I need a distraction."
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"Is this 31 Spooner S...?"
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"A raffle ticket, Brian. But not just any raffle ticket."
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"- Who's that? - O.J. Simpson on Spooner Street?"
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"...with the one and only O.J. Simpson."
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"Are you sure, O. J? Are you sure you wouldn't like to confess..."
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"...even though I was found innocent by a jury of my peers."
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"Not with those sad eyes."
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"Ten thousand rushing yards, six Pro Bowls..."
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"- O.J., this is my family. Family, O.J. - It's nice to meet you all."
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"Hey, Peter, you mind if I use your restroom?"
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"No. It's upstairs and to the left."
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"- But we know he did it. - You were there?"
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"Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry."
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"What are you doing, O. J?"
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"That's right, Tom."
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"But I must confess"
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"I didn't see a thing"
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"Well, it looks like this is one more town the media's run me out of."
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"Now, wait a second. You can't let them tell you how to live your life."
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"Anyone who wants a piece of O.J. Has to get by me."
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"No, Peter. This is my fight, and I'll be the one to fight it."
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"Why, you're no better than what you've made me out to be."
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"...of the National Football League."
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"The only difference is I have the courage to admit it."
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"Does anyone else have the courage?"
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"I suppose I'm not either."
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"Oh, I guess he did do it."
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"- Only if I can have a Popsicle. - Only if you say it right."
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"- It's just so horrible. - I'm sorry, Lois."
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"I was kind of right."
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"- Okay, Quagmire's turn. Truth or dare? - I pick dare. No, no, no, truth, truth."
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"Oh, come on. Stupid satellite TV. Maybe I have to fix the dish."
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"Uh-oh."
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"- What are you doing? - Fucking your girlfriend."
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"Well, when you're working with Jack Black..."
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"...match his energy level without looking..."
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"For crying out loud. If Conway Twitty isn't enough..."
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"A Minotaur with Sean Connery's head?"
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"Oh, my God, Joe, you're right. O.J. Simpson is a murderer."
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"Except man."
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"Nice to meet you. Come on, let's tee off."
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"My wife was supposed to polish them, but, clearly, she forgot."
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"I got this Jewish waiter one time. He was awful. Didn't tip him."
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"What's that, Peter? I'm sorry. I was focusing on my drive."
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"You're doing great, Peter. Just don't let him intimidate you."
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"I like to just confess things I've done to people."
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"- Oh, God, O.J., please don't kill me. - Wait a minute."
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"You poor fella."
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"O.J. Simpson?"
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"Oh, wouldn't you know it? It won't fit. Well, it's all right. How hot can it be?"
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"You know how much mustache cream that could've bought?"
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"Kato"
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"That's an angry mob."
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"We don't want you in our town, Simpson."
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"Look at you all. Look what you're doing."
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"I don't want a repeat of the last time I left you alone with one of our children."
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"- Says who? - Says me."
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"- You got a problem with that? - I'm not really sure."
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"She's a goddamn overpriced call girl who got lucky once."
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"Say something nice about Diablo Cody."
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"I envy the tattoo artist..."
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"- On the night I go back... - Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no."
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"There's a raccoon up here."
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"...about Stewie being on the roof? - Yes, Peter, I am."
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"- What? - He brutally killed..."
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"You're saying all those guys in their powdery wigs..."
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"Marcia Clark sure couldn't do it, that dumb beaver."
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"All right, Joe. Can you hear me?"
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"- Are you Peter Griffin? - That's my name. Don't put a knife in it."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"I am so murdered."
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"That's been chasing me for 13 years."
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"- Oh. Hello, O.J. - Anything I can do to help make dinner?"
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"...white, sandy beaches, and harboring bloodthirsty murderers?"
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"Al Cowling said it would be so"
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"...and give them a chance to get to know the real O.J. Simpson."
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"Sure, I do. Look, here comes a bunch of people."
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"Hi, Daddy. At school today, they picked one kid to..."
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"- Millie, it's in here again. - Me sorry, Mr. Sir."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Wonderful, wonderful."
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"- Hey, Peter. - Yeah?"
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"Look, Lois, what do you say we just bury the hatchet, huh?"
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"Why not, Lois? He's the Juice. One of the greatest football players ever."
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