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Clips from The Office - Traveling Salesmen (S03E03)

"you get to pick first."
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"Hmm- well- let me think about this for a minute."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Michael Scott."
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"PhD. Doctor of sales."
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"Thank you, though."
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"Okay, now going by seniority,"
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"Phyllis, our resident senior."
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"We're the same age."
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"Oh- Ah- thanks."
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"Good. Next up,"
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"The Super Fly himself, Stanley."
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"Pass."
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"You can't pass,"
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"I'll take the kid."
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"I'm very flattered."
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"I was his second choice, after "pass"."
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"So that just leaves Dwight and Jim."
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"Okay, wait. Does anyone wanna trade?"
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"Yeah, I'll trade."
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"Dwight and I used to go sales calls all the times."
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"In fact, I have a picture to remember that time."
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"Oh, young Jim."
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"I was just... so much..."
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"I need to warn you about,"
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"and yet,"
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"I cannot."
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"Sebring, by Chrysler."
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"A heck of a motor carriage."
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"Dwight, here you go!"
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"You want shirts on hangers?"
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"What do you use..."
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"Does he do your laundry?"
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"Long story."
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"You know what this is?"
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"This is the Amazing Race."
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"And, you guys are the retired marines."
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"And, you guys are the mother and daughter."
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"And, we are the fire fighter heroes."
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"Are you ready to go?"
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"No, we're just gonna rush out,"
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"do the sales things, and come back."
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"Is there a prize?"
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"Just bragging rights."
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"Then, how is this amazing race?"
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"It's... just..."
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"It's Amazing Race, Phyllis, okay?"
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"We are teams of two, and we are on a mission."
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"Alright, so on your market, set go!"
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"- Let's do it! - Come on!"
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"Michael"
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"- Vamanos! - Bueno!"
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"Do you have a pole?"
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"Let's go get a broom."
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"Uh, yeah. It's the safest part of a car."
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"In the event of a crash,"
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"the driver always protects his side first."
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"Here we go!"
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"In order to take down Dwight,"
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"In this case, it's Michael."
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"Here's the good news."
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"every success I've ever had,"
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"wear someone down."
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"What's the deal with Dwight doing your laundry?"
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"That's a long story."
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"Couple months ago,"
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"And, get my job."
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"And, now I am having him do my laundry as a punishment."
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"Wow, that is a long story,"
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"but quite well told, Michael."
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"I find it very interesting."
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"Especially the part about Dwight going behind your back"
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"and basically being like a terrible person."
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"You know if you want you laundry done right,"
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"I used to work at Abercrombie,"
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"So... pretty good folder."
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"Why are we turning in here?"
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"And then, you can critic me after?"
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"You want the lead?"
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"Mind?"
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"Nothing would delight me more!"
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"Hey, Pam."
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"Would you like to go with me and grab a coffee?"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"I thought you could use some fresh air."
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"It might be fun."
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"You still do that thing?"
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"Leave the keys."
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"I think that you have the symbol of the amazing team in Scranton."
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"It's really a pleasure to be the part of it."
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"It's like everyone has their own special skills,"
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"You know, just like the Super friends."
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"Except for Dwight."
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"He is kind more of a super dud."
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"I mean, he'd be a super friend,"
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"who has super power was always being late."
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"My plan is talking longer than I thought."
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"But, I don't give up easily."
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"I have walked two marathons, so..."
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"Let's go."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"No thank you."
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"I've never let anyone walk behind me."
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"7 out of 10 attacks are from the rear."
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"Okay, but that still leaves a 30 percent chance"
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"that I'll attack you from the front."
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"Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop."
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"I can always block the blow."
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"Or I can counter it with?"
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"Hey, did you catch that upon lake Wallenpaupack?"
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"Yeah"
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"You know I used to go up there all the time with my step dad,"
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"And I never caught anything like that big."
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"My dad's got a 42-foot Bayliner."
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"Sniped it with a rifle from the crow's nest."
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"I also shot a dear once."
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"Dunder-Mifflin,"
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"may be just two rooms and a warehouse"
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"we will make up for- with hard work, and decency."
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