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Clips from The Office - Traveling Salesmen (S03E03)

"Okay, this is the classic undersell."
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"We trade on the New York Stock Exchange."
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"Ever heard of it?"
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"It's in New York."
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"Um- I have to say I'm little aware of"
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"get involve with a big company."
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"We've had some problems in the past."
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"is that while we have the resources of a large company,"
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"We will give you the care and attention of small company."
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"- That is like poetry - No"
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"- I swear, this guy could sell paper to a tree. - Stop it, stop it."
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"Oh man, talk about your classic lame-dash-o."
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"Do we even want that guy buying our paper?"
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"Yes."
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"Angela, you seem so happy."
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"I bet you wish you were like this all the time."
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"This friend of mine?"
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"let's call her, Noelle."
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"She missed this deadline"
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"turning something in to corporate in New York."
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"We'll call him Kurt."
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"and handed it in for her!"
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"Because? I don't know?"
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"I guess he just really likes her a lot."
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"Well, that's great."
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"Yes, it is."
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"Hello!"
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"I'm- I'm so sorry, man."
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"I really screwed that up."
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"- Really- - No, don't worry about it."
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"What?"
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"Schruted it."
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"This is the thing that people say in your office all the time."
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"You Schruted it."
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"I don't know where the word comes from, though."
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"I think it comes from Dwight Schrute."
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"I don't know."
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"Who knows how words are formed?"
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"- That's a big order. Thanks Kenny. - Thank you."
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"Hey, how's Annie."
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"Oh, she's great."
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"This is us last year in Bermuda."
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"Lovely place."
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"You've ever been Bermuda?"
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"Great, great, great."
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"I'd like you fellows to meet Ryan Howard."
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"I'm gonna let Ryan do a little pitch for you,"
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"While I do my crossword puzzles."
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"Ryan."
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"Um..."
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"We can offer our biggest discounts on 30% recycled, and ultra premium laser."
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"Okay, Okay."
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"Can I use your phone?"
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"Let me talk to you about few other things that we can offer."
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"Mainly, we know the tax season is coming up,"
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"Discount prices on ink cartridges."
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"Three"
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"- And, also any forms you're gonna need, - Seven"
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"And you just said,"
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""Hi. Hi. Hi.""
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"my niece."
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"And she's six months old!"
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"I appreciate what you guy's were saying,"
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"But it makes more physical sense to go one of the big guys."
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"How importantly do you consider customer service?"
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"Very."
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"Please keep holding."
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"Your call is very important to us."
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"That's one of the big guys."
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"But, on hold this whole time."
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"And, this is Dunder-Mifflin."
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"Hi Kelly, this is Jim."
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"Oh my god, Jim, how are you?"
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"I wanted to tell you..."
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"It's got my cell number,"
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"and my other pager number."
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"I never take vacations,"
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"I never get sick,"
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"and I don't celebrate any major holidays."
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"Alright."
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"I get it."
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"Thanks, that was fun."
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"You're a very nice person."
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"And I'm so glad you're with Jim."
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"He was hung up on Pam for such a long time..."
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"I didn't think he'd ever get over her."
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"That's nice."
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"You can pay me back later for the makeover."
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"- Hey boss, got a minute? - Yes, Andy"
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"He didn't say."
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"Because, I was just passing the desk,"
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"and I saw this."
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"Which is a tool-booth receipt from New York city."
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"Stamped early this morning."
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"Why would Dwight go New York without telling anyone?"
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"You think he went to see Jan?"
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"Isn't?"
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"with, like laundry and betrayal."
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"Did you betray Dwight"
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"and try to steal his job or something?"
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"you are remembering it wrong."
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"Dwight betrayed me once before."
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"So, this is his strike two."
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"You know what they say?"
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"Fool me once,"
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"strike one."
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"strike three."
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"I like Karen."
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"She's pretty."
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"Appears intelligent."
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"who have the appearance of intelligence."
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"My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart."
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"She could be a model."
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"Or a college professor."
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"We should go on a double date."
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"No thank you."
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"Dwight's name is on the security sigh sheet."
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"And where it asks you to state your business,"
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"he wrote, "Beeswax Not Yours, Inc.""
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"I know it."
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