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Clips from Space Ghost Coast to Coast - CHiPs (S01E01)

"Ha ha ha ha ha."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Hi, I am space ghost."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Joining me tonight, author bill Carter, originator of"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Please say hello to the band, zorak and the... zorak!"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"No."
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"**"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Welcome, citizen bill."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Uh-huh."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Letterman, leno, and the network battle for the night."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I see."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"You hadn't gotten your show yet."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"But, you know, maybe when we get to the paperback, you'll be a hit."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Good one, bill."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Ha ha ha ha... That was... that was a good one."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"What type of weapon is that and why is it so desirable?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Yeah, he was a... he was a very powerful superhero himself."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"He had wit and muscle."
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"Unfortunately, that hasn't translated quite as well to television."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"His chest size does look diminished."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Mm-hmm."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"When do you wish for a dollar?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Let's see, that's 12 times... About $93!"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Yeah. That gives you a lot of power."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Say, bill. How do you like my show so far?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Of course you would."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Have you ever seen evil so personified as you do in his skeletal shell?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Looks like... looks sort of bony."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Locusts have hollow bones."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"- There you have it. - He's not a small child."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Please welcome Joe Franklin."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"This the rehearsal, or are we taping?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"So when were you born?"
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"You've written millions of books, and you were television's first"
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"talk show host."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"How did it all begin?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Awwwww."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"And then, what I did, was decide to become a talk show host."
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"43 years in the business?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I do nostalgia news all day long... We have to do a commercial, Joe."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Drama critic, I've got... We will be right back."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"We now return to... Whatever."
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"were blurred."
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"Heh heh heh heh heh."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"That sounds like fun."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
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"On that promissory note."
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"Come on, wreck. Wreck!"
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"No!"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Boy, it's a gr... you have pinchers."
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"Fine, fine, fine."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"You're not Johnny Carson, are you?"
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"Yes!"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Mmmm...No."
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"Chips."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"the talk show, Joe Franklin, and talk show legend Johnny Carson."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"What?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"From the ceiling."
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"No."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Please welcome bill Carter."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Right."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"And the name of your book is?"
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"ft:"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"See, I've got it memorized."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Bill, I'm part of the late night talk show war."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Why wasn't I included in your book?"
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"* Lee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee *"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Bill, in your book, you reverance 11..."
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"It's a... it's a very, uh... A profit-making weapon."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"It makes a lot of money for anyone who owns it."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I see."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"You know, bill, I could lift the empire state building if I wanted."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"That is a feat."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I wish I had a dollar for every time people have told me that."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I've been asked, "why is late night"
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"That's a lot of dough."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Speaking of power, Johnny Carson's here tonight."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"You don't think he wants my show, do you?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I think he's enjoying his retirement."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Uh, I think probably Jay gives a better monologue."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"What's a monologue?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"It's a... it's, uh, the part of the show where the host sets you free."
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"That's his strength."
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"I could break his stick body in half if I wanted to."
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"Well, there was a point in time when there was some question about"
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"Thanks for being with us, bill."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Thanks, I hope that was what you wanted."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"My next guest is recently retired... space ghost, bill is still here."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Zorak, what's that thing on your head?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"It's my wig."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Uh, where's the funny part come in?"
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"- Planet? - Gooey."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I've got my oxygen pen... yeah, whatever."
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"I was born at a very early age."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"When I was born, something horrible happened."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"And that was 431/2 years ago."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Well, for the sake of accuracy, over 300,000."
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"What advice can you give me?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"The main function is to get the plug out of the way first."
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"You want to plug something, don't you, Joe?"
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Yeah, I think so."
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"My new book is now in its third printing, 'cause the first 2 printings"
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"All righty, we're back."
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"That wig!"
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"I've got Johnny Carson standing by on star feed...14."
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"- Help me! - Get me out, please!"
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"Tell us, Joe... did you have a band?"
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"Well, I had a band once."
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"It was a band of 2 people, a drummer... Baby."
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"And a pianist."
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"And the trouble was the pianist kept running into the control room"
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"- to always hear how the band sounded. - Indeed."
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"You know, Barbara Streisand was my singer."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"I would say bing Crosby."
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
"Wasn't he an android?"
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"I always thought of bing being, what you would say, mechanically reproduced."
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"I always thought of bing Crosby... Joe, you're Mr. talk show."
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"Number one, main ingredient, as I've said before, is sincerity."
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"And once you've learned to fake that, then you got it made."
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"- Well, you're a great host. - You're a great interviewer."
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