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Clips from South Park - Conjoined Fetus Lady (S02E02)

"- Well sorry dude, we weren't here. - Thank you mayor."
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"I ah, well I don't know what to say. This has been quite a week."
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"but you're all a bunch of freaks!"
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"Uh, freaks with big hearts! And now.."
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"I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal person,"
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"but instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week long."
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"Look I don't wanna be treated different. I don't wanna be treated special or treated gingerly,"
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"I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other."
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"And take those stupid things off your heads!"
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"- Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. - Yeh, the nerve of some people."
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"Ah, screw you guys."
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"We're loosing men fast out here!"
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"- Here Pip, you throw it. - Uh, oh no I couldn't."
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"- I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed."
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"So now that you're edjucated about her disease,"
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"What seems to be pissing you off today?"
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"So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains,"
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"Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? I mean gravy!"
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"- I caught it! I caught it! - That's not fair! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly!"
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"Oh I don't know. I think our boys just might have the dead fetus to win. Heart!"
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"I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary."
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"Carry on! You fight for tomorrow!"
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"So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh?"
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"Holy crap."
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"Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln!"
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"Oh, what have I done?"
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"Throw the ball you stupid frog."
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"- Gerald! Keep your damn mouth shut! - It's ok Mrs.Broslofski, really."
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"They're just young boys."
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"- Come on, throw ball! - Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this."
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"- She's really touched. - What I really wanna say is,"
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"Yeah. I thought we only played on Fridays."
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"Are you Kyle Broslofski? - Ye.. Yes. - I'm the school nurse, did you hurt your nose?"
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"You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging off your head woman."
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"How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student."
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"And we could have seminars to edjucate, mmkay."
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"I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes."
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"Damn it! Come on! Somebody catch the ball."
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"Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately it would mean my death."
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"Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. Can you ever forgive me?"
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"- Oh! So I suppose that's out. How about a hat then? - No, really I don't need..."
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"Dead fetus you know, you never let go."
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"Stan? Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it?"
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"- Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be... - No, no, no. I'm not upset about her."
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"I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be delighted. Say around 8?"
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"- South Park wins! - We did it children! We did it! We're going to Washington DC!"
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"national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows!"
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"- I caught it! I caught it! - Great catch Kyle. Now your team's on offense."
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"Dude. He's going to the nurse's office."
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"Would you do me a favor? Next time you wanna scare the hell out of my child,"
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"just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs you over instead."
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"I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse."
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"- So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? - Colorado State."
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"- I really don't think... - The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay."
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"Oh this is so exciting! I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone right now!"
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"- I have no idea dude. - Come on rice picker!"
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"Oh, another American is down."
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