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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Learns About the Weather! (S03E03)

"Drench Thunderman is Reverending the entire city."
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"Ooh."
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"My likeness and my mouthness were stolen by a drug company."
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"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy"
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"who loves Patti LaBelle's pies isn't copying you."
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"Patti! Patti!"
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"Bladdy!"
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"Foop! We're not doing this."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"Move it."
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"And that thigh gap?"
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"Is your overactive bladder acting like a gay black diva?"
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"Titus, it's you."
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"But how?"
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"Before the cruise-- What cruise? Shut up!"
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"I did audition for a drug commercial."
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"But I read for the part of "white doctor.""
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"That must be how they heard your voice."
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"Those bastards."
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"I need to take a walk."
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"-Oh. -Titus."
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"-Don't do it. -No, please!"
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"You'll never make it."
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"Don't listen to them!"
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"You best get going, bitch."
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"Whatever. You're doing it."
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"He's on his own."
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"I've got a city to save."
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"Titus! I knew it."
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"That's you, right?"
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"You must be rich now!"
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"Wait. Should I be mugging you?"
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"But Big Pharma just prints money, man."
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"Yeah, they spend a lot on R&D,"
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"but once the drug gets approved by the FDA,"
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"they got a 20-year patent."
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"Well, Big Pharma, I'm gonna make you wish"
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"Thanks for coming."
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"A handful of loose tuna?"
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"Please, sit."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"You're what's wrong with me."
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"'Cause you're a traitor, Joe,"
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"'Cause this isn't really about me."
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"You know I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth."
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"My father was a bricklayer."
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"My family was a living diorama in the Tenement Museum."
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"It's not a contest, Lillian."
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"I'm saying we're the same."
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"We fought for the same ideals."
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"No! I succeeded."
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"And now I get to bring good jobs"
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"Look, I'm one of the good guys."
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"--And your neighborhood is a dump."
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"I can only make it better."
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"My late husband is rolling over in my wall right now."
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"He loved East Dogmouth."
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"And we were happy there."
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"When did you lose your husband?"
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"September..."
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"Oh, my God! Get over it!"
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"People die!"
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"Bob Dylan is dead..."
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"Can't show up and get a Nobel Prize?"
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"Everything we fought for back then was about change."
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"It's called progress."
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"Oh, what a crock."
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"It was just a lie"
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"told by good guys like you."
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"Well, I guess you've got it all figured out."
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"And me..."
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"a guy with a monogrammed stapler,"
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"knows nothing."
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"Oh, you know something--"
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"So what's the weekend looking like?"
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"Schlepping the twins around Westchester, I bet."
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"Can I help you, sir?"
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"Call me someone who works here."
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"Step aside, sir."
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"Look, I just need to talk to someone about the money you guys owe me."
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"how often do you receive big cakes that a person could fit in?"
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"I'm just going in to record a couple radio spots."
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"Shouldn't take long, and then..."
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"Ugh! Whistle noise!"
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"You don't need to stock up on"
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"more Vaseline?"
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"Seriously, don't listen to the news!"
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"I'm glad you asked, Kimmy. I found him. Me."
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"I'm white."
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"so I have to find that phony and make him tell the truth."
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"Titus, you're a genius!"
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"Almost a perfect 100 IQ."
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"Drench Thunderman's on TV saying the world is ending,"
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"but I can't convince everyone in New York that he's a liar."
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"So I have to find him and make him fess up."
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"Oh, but you don't want to go confronting him without practicing first."
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"What if you mess up?"
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"Ugh! If only there were another TV liar you could confront first."
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"But, Titus, there is!"
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"Your liar guy!"
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"Fifty-third and Sixth, across from the Sbarro's."
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"Sbarro's: let the airport come to you."
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"Artie Goodman and his progress and his dolphin-safe tuna."
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"Just look it up."
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"Be careful, lady."
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"Oh, what is this,"
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"one of those fake subway stations that creeps build"
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"where the stairs just lead to a room with a dirty parasol and a video camera?"
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"Oh. I'm not invited to your fancy rooftop party, Stacy?"
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"Oh. I gave up on the Second Avenue Subway 40 years ago."
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"Hey, punch me in the face."
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"You know they were supposed to stop at 125th,"
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"but now they got that big sludgefront development"
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"with the fancy grocery store."
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"Look, man, I don't want any trouble."
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"All I got is Trouble!"
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"Please, please, don't hurt me!"
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"I have ferrets at home!"
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"Shut up, girl."
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"It's on my phone in my pocket."
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