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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Learns About the Weather! (S03E03)

"Oh."
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"I said no throwing!"
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"Damn, Dale."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Talk to your doctor about Urethrex?"
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"Talk to your doctor, Guvna!"
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"Thank you. We're good--"
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"Okay, I get it, Ken, and I agree."
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"The problem is the writing."
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"I mean, where's the jingle?"
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"-I have no bones. -What?"
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"Foop. It's time to go, girl."
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"Titus, wait."
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"There's more videos of you on there."
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"What? How?"
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"This is Big Pharma we're talking about, man."
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"They've had a P.I. following you around for months,"
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"Excuse me. You only gave me a bun."
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"You turn around and eat hot dog."
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"You still chewing it!"
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"Oh, so that's why you run a hot dog cart--"
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"So Black History Month is every other month"
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"That's the rules they did while you were in the bunker."
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"Well, the joke's on them, 'cause now I have proof."
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"Let me just email this to myself."
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"You've got to give me a high five after that."
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"Can I go now?"
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"Mini Coopers shrink when they get wet."
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"Time to go fudge up a weatherman."
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"You know, that is a very advanced question, YUKO."
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"But, in fact, no, rain and tears are different."
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"'Cause tricks are for kids, and I'm all out of kids."
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"Is this about the money I owe?"
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"Admit there's no storm, Drench Thunderman."
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"What?"
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"Okay, maybe I go a little overboard."
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"A little?"
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"You make the movie Overboard look like a lighthearted comedy"
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"instead of a messed-up story about a handyman"
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"enslaving a woman with a brain injury."
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"You lied."
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"No, I just need people to listen."
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"Yeah, sometimes I'm wrong, like with Hermine and Matthew."
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"but today the barometer is falling,"
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"the Atlantic is too warm,"
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"There is a storm coming."
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"Okay."
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"Maybe you're not lying."
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"Exactly, just like snowflakes or Subway sandwich artists."
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"Or bunkers."
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"We based the Urethrex bladder on you."
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"See, you signed a blanket release at your audition."
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"We call it Dumpster Sassy, but, yes."
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"I don't overstand. I don't even understand."
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"If you liked me so much, why didn't you hire me?"
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"And we had a whole new concept for the Urethrex campaign."
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"You see, the original bladder was more of an Urkel,"
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"Nerds are the worst. I shove them."
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"Your nonsense made us realize"
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"But Titus the bladder is a hero."
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"He saves her from dancing with that basic husband of hers."
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"That guy puts the "no thanks" in "thanks, but no thanks.""
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"Those are all things the woman wants to do."
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"The bladder isn't a hero."
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"It's ruining that woman's life,"
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"We know, Titus."
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"- It takes five guys to watch a hole! - Scab!"
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"- Hey, hey, ho, ho! - You're a scab!"
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"'cause every change in my life has been rotten--"
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"my husband dying, me constantly getting hit by Citi Bikes,"
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"and this mole."
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"Looks like a skull."
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"This morning, it was Michigan."
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"I saw the South Doggypaws subway station."
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"All my life, progress has been a lie."
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"But then you put your money where your mouth is."
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"Whoa."
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"We'll catch our death."
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"We better get inside."
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"We can't be out in the rain at our age."
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"dead!"
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"-Dead? Oh. -We'll get a cab."
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"And do I swipe my charge card, or is it this business with the chip?"
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"here in this apartment."
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"just because they went as the Reverend for Halloween."
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"We're gonna play those board games I found in the trash."
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"I'm a villain, Kimmy."
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"Maybe that's why I love capes so much."
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"Come on. That's not true."
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"I've ruined every opportunity I've ever been given."
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"But you got that part in Mahogany."
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"-I bet they'd hire you again in a-- -Never."
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"What did you do?"
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"What are you saying, Titus?"
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"- Everything! -"
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"But like an overactive bladder..."
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"I got to let it out, girl!"
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"I know I'm not supposed to ask questions about your bedroom noises,"
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"Girl, what on earth is the haps?"
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"Lillian enters as Titus crosses to his bedroom."
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"WNBC's NewsYUKO has more."
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"They cut me off like I'm some "who cares" fluff piece"
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"- the National Weather Service-- -"
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"You know I'm only hanging out with you because of a bet."
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"Councilwoman Kaushtupper."
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"I'm the one who has the life insurance policy on him."
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"the historic importance of this site?"
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"Oh."
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"so the homeless guy who likes yelling at the river"
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"Stop!"
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"that five of you need to watch one guy dig a hole!"
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"Now, of course, in a real sharknado,"
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"Oh, you sweet dum-dum."
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"I can't trust the news?"
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"The Reverend said I need to lose five pounds first."
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"Did that bladder just say "foop"?"
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"A bladder? Please."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"Sir, if I were rich, do you think I'd be talking to you right now?"
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