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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Learns About the Weather! (S03E03)

"And now I'd like to put my mouth where your mouth is."
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"Oh! Oh, brother."
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"My sister-in-law, Phyllis--"
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"very active, tennis group, the whole thing--"
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"But they charge two bucks just to turn on the meter."
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"Oh, the amazing chip."
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"But it's gonna be my bunker this time."
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"So it's gonna be fair."
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"It's gonna be fun."
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"for my lack of success, but it's my fault."
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"Because like that little bladder, I only care about number one."
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"The worst thing Titus has ever done..."
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"the unthinkable."
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"I know what you did!"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"and one-time Whitney Houston cousin."
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"Jeez. Are you okay?"
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"but it sounded like you were fighting a dolphin in there."
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"Oh, I was just..."
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"Oh. So does this mean you're thinking of doing another cruise?"
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"Enough about me. I haven't asked you anything."
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"How are you, bestie?"
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"No. He's a fellow coed."
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"His name is Perry, and we went to first base"
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"all over each other."
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"Ooh."
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"Ugh. Ah."
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"But just like that potato, he turned out to be rotten."
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"He told me he wants to be a reverend."
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"especially men."
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"Well, great talk."
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"Turn on the TV!"
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"I'm on the news."
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"And it's not just a sketch of me."
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"against a new Big Naturals superstore in East Dogmouth."
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"And I'll be damned if this hotsy-totsy rich mother--"
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"This is a News-4 weather alert."
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"What?"
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"about a blind kid who loves his mailman."
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"Some epic weather"
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"headed straight for New York's own New York City area."
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"I'm chief meteorologist Drench Thunderman"
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"here with an update on Hurricane Tammi-with-an-I."
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"As you might expect from that graphic,"
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"Speaking of people screwing me over,"
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"Titus, you haven't paid your share of the rent since you've been back."
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"I don't know how things worked on that cruise ship,"
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"-I'm busy, Titus. -Busy, Lillian."
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"...take the boom box in to get its heads cleaned."
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"I mean, who said that?"
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"Goodbye!"
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"Ooh! Hey. Oh."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"She's expected to make landfall anytime in the next 12 hours"
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"and promises to be as horrible"
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"With air temps hovering right around freezing..."
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"I need your help, but I am not your friend."
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"I will not be making you over for a dance,"
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"and if you take your glasses off,"
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"- Yes, sir. -"
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"I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what that is."
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"Is it a Zune?"
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"I'll take what I can get, sir."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"It's time to go, girl."
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"No one tells me what to do."
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"What the foop is this soup?"
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"What the foop is this soup?"
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"I hope Titus is feeling better."
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"Now let's get down to brass balls."
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"And nothing's happened."
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"but how come for every guy digging a hole, it takes five other guys watching him?"
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"What are you doing to protect"
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"The chicken slaughterhouse, yes."
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"Okay."
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"was found later that night."
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"we'll be building a footbridge"
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"can still access the part of the river he's most furious at."
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"Any other concerns, Councilwoman?"
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"Do you even know this Big Naturals"
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"is not a strip club?"
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"Jiffy Lube, Dick's, BJ's Wholesale!"
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"And he thinks that it's ridiculous"
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"You believe this guy?"
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"Absolutely not."
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"Hey, where do you get off, pal?"
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"Let's go, fellas!"
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"you also have to worry about whales."
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"Gentle giants of the deep, monsters of the sky."
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"Is this the end of the world?"
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"The end of the world?"
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"Maybe."
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"So stock up on canned goods and water"
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"and prepare to be inside for who knows how long."
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"If you've got a bunker, get in it and lock the hatch."
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"Gus?"
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"You heard the man."
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"No, Gus Rosendale."
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"No!"
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"The world is ending."
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"That's just the news now."
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"They try to scare you for ratings."
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"You can't trust these guys."
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"Yeah, well, none of it ever comes true--"
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"swine flu,"
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"killer bees,"
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"hot tub babies,"
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"In the '70s, we called it rain."
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"He told me to buy canned food and get in a bunker."
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"He told me the fudging world was ending!"
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Oh, no, a fire monster!"
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"Throw water on it!"
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"No! I always thought I'd die"
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"in a good old-fashioned bus accident!"
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"I don't like being lied to about "apocalypsises.""
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"Grocery stores emptying out"
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"as Tammi-with-an-I threatens to turn Manhattan into Haiti."
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"Oh, don't worry, honey. Sean Penn isn't real."
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