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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rosita Dies (S07E07)

"I used to love to play restaurant."
Friends
"Yeah, not as much as you loved to play "uncooked batter eater.""
Friends
"Hey. It is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies."
Friends
"So I think your boxes are over here."
Friends
"ROSS: Oh, great."
Friends
"Hey..."
Friends
"...Dad, whose cigarettes are these?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"But please, please don't ask her. I'll throw these away."
Friends
"Cool. Dad, my report cards."
Friends
"Hey, check this out. Dad."
Friends
"Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym..."
Friends
"You know how the garage floods every spring?"
Friends
"How are you ever gonna sell this place?"
Friends
"I think I accidentally used Monica's boxes..."
Friends
"...to keep the water away from the Porsche."
Friends
"Oh, no, Dad. Dad?"
Friends
"What the...?"
Friends
"Oh, God."
Friends
"Everything's ruined."
Friends
"Dad, she's gonna be crushed."
Friends
"You don't secretly smoke, do you?"
Friends
"So it's just your mother, then."
Friends
"Hi. This is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies."
Friends
"Earl. Thanks."
Friends
"Hi, Earl. This is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies."
Friends
"I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs."
Friends
"I don't need any toner."
Friends
"I'm hearing what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner."
Friends
"Not me."
Friends
"May I ask why?"
Friends
"You want to know why?"
Friends
"I surely do."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"I don't need any toner..."
Friends
"...because I'm gonna kill myself."
Friends
"Is that because you're out of toner?"
Friends
"Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye."
Friends
"No, no, wait, wait. I can't just let you hang up."
Friends
"Just please talk to me."
Friends
"Well..."
Friends
"I only had one thing to do today."
Friends
"Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?"
Friends
"I've been working for 10 years now at this..."
Friends
"...meaningless, dead-end job..."
Friends
"...and nobody here even knows that I exist."
Friends
"Chandler?"
Friends
"I'm sorry?"
Friends
"Oh. Look..."
Friends
"...I'm sure that people know you exist."
Friends
"Oh, yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people."
Friends
"...and no one's even looked up from their desk. Hang on."
Friends
"Hey, everybody, uh..."
Friends
"...I'm gonna kill myself."
Friends
"I got nothing."
Friends
"Good chair."
Friends
"Now, if anybody asks..."
Friends
"...your name is Rosita."
Friends
"[JOEY AND RACHEL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Friends
"Poor thing. Cut down in her prime."
Friends
"Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here, you know?"
Friends
"Start the healing process."
Friends
"She's healed."
Friends
"- That's weird. - No, it's not weird."
Friends
"It's a miracle."
Friends
"It's not a miracle, Joey. I'm sure there's an explanation."
Friends
"There is. If you want something enough and your heart is pure..."
Friends
"...wondrous things can happen."
Friends
"Well, she'll understand, right? It's not like I did it on purpose."
Friends
"Dad, that won't matter to her."
Friends
"Look, all my stuff is safe and dry. And all her stuff is..."
Friends
"...growing new stuff."
Friends
"...that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Does she really think that?"
Friends
"- The doctors said your mom couldn't... - I don't want to hear about it."
Friends
"- Really? - Well, not right now."
Friends
"Okay, look. Monica came here for some memories."
Friends
"Damn it, we're gonna give her some."
Friends
"Okay, grab..."
Friends
"Grab some empty boxes, okay? We'll take stuff from mine..."
Friends
"...and whatever we can pass off as hers, we'll put them in there."
Friends
"- Right. - Like, this. She could have made this."
Friends
"- This could have been hers. - Sure."
Friends
"You know, if you want to tell the medical marvel story while we work..."
Friends
"...that'd be fine."
Friends
"I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself."
Friends
"Yeah. Me too."
Friends
"[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]"
Friends
"- No, really? - Yeah."
Friends
"You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio."
Friends
"My chair heals itself."
Friends
"All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay?"
Friends
"There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for."
Friends
"What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?"
Friends
"Heh. Yeah, right."
Friends
"Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?"
Friends
"Okay, I should..."
Friends
"I should probably be getting back to my thing now."
Friends
"- See you. - No."
Friends
"The new girl's good."
Friends
"So which boxes are mine?"
Friends
"- These are yours right here. - Okay."
Friends
"- Oh, a coloring book. - Yeah, yeah. Oh, you loved that thing."
Friends
"You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without..."
Friends
"Without that coloring book."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"Wow. Looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines."
Friends
"Uh-uh."
Friends
"Wow, look at this."
Friends
"I can't believe I even fit into this shirt."
Friends
"Oh, this is yours."
Friends
"I don't know how that got in there."
Friends
"Hey, this isn't my stuff."
Friends
"Ross, these are your boxes."
Friends
"Where are my boxes?"
Friends
"The garage flooded, sweetie, and it ruined everything in your boxes."
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"- Just mine? - I'm afraid so."
Friends
"So why wasn't Ross' stuff ruined?"
Friends
"So wait. Ross' stuff is fine, but I have no memories..."
Friends
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