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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rosita Dies (S07E07)

"...because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car from water?"
Friends
"I can't believe this."
Friends
"Screw it. I'm having one."
Friends
"- Hey, Chandler. - Hey."
Friends
"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines..."
Friends
"...has a rolling massage..."
Friends
"...and speakers in the headrest?"
Friends
"Yeah, I'd love to, but I've tried that so many times..."
Friends
"...they won't even let me in the store anymore."
Friends
"Well, what if I told you that you could do it in my apartment?"
Friends
"Are you telling me..."
Friends
"...that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete?"
Friends
"The chair that Sit Magazine called "Chair of the Year"?"
Friends
"I just purchased..."
Friends
"...the La-Z-Boy E-Cliner 3000."
Friends
"Well, that's awesome. That's great. What made you do it?"
Friends
"Well, it's a long story, but I broke Joey's chair..."
Friends
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You broke Joey's chair?"
Friends
"- That's why I replaced it with mine. - Oh."
Friends
"That's how it got fixed."
Friends
"Well, what did you think? That elves came in and fixed it?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Angels."
Friends
"- I'm getting my chair back. - Hey."
Friends
"Well, looks like it wasn't healed after all."
Friends
"So I guess this chair's mine now."
Friends
"[GROANS]"
Friends
"Joey, you broke my chair!"
Friends
"Your chair?"
Friends
"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair, so he switched the chairs."
Friends
"- So there was no miracle? - No, Joe. No miracle."
Friends
"Oh, no. This is devastating."
Friends
"My faith is shaken."
Friends
"I'm so glad I have the new chair to get me through this difficult time in my life."
Friends
"Excuse me, could you tell me where can I find Earl?"
Friends
"Sorry, I don't know any Earl."
Friends
"Earl?"
Friends
"- I'm Phoebe. - Phoebe?"
Friends
"The lady who sells toner?"
Friends
"Um, look, you can't kill yourself."
Friends
"Why?"
Friends
"Because it was fate that made me call you today."
Friends
"I thought it was toner."
Friends
"No. Think about it, okay? This isn't even my regular job, okay?"
Friends
"And my first day on the job, you're my first call."
Friends
"And somebody else might have hung up on you, but I wouldn't do that..."
Friends
"...because I know about this stuff."
Friends
"- My mom killed herself. - Really?"
Friends
"PHOEBE: Yes. - How?"
Friends
"I'm not gonna give you tips."
Friends
"This all came together so that I could stop you from doing this."
Friends
"- Couldn't it just be a coincidence? - No, it's fate."
Friends
"It doesn't really seem like enough to be fate."
Friends
"Oh, well. Um, okay, here's a weird thing."
Friends
"My mother was also a supply manager."
Friends
"I'm actually the office manager."
Friends
"And get this, okay."
Friends
"Your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl."
Friends
"Pearl."
Friends
"Was there anything else?"
Friends
"Sure."
Friends
"Um, where are you from?"
Friends
"- Philadelphia. - Oh, my God, so was she!"
Friends
"Oh, I've got goose bumps."
Friends
"Really?"
Friends
"- Well, I'm wearing layers, and it's warm. - Yeah."
Friends
"But... Look. Okay. These jerks might not care about you..."
Friends
"...but the universe does, and that says a lot."
Friends
"Did you hear that?"
Friends
"I don't need you guys to care about me..."
Friends
"...because the universe cares."
Friends
"The whole universe!"
Friends
"[LAUGHS]"
Friends
"I really wish they'd care just a little bit."
Friends
"Everything is destroyed."
Friends
"Look at this."
Friends
"It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and now I can't tell what it is."
Friends
"It's still soft."
Friends
"What do you think this is?"
Friends
"Mon, I think it was a mouse."
Friends
"[SCREAMS]"
Friends
"- How are you, honey? MONICA: How do you think I am?"
Friends
"You've wrecked all my childhood memories..."
Friends
"And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face."
Friends
"Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross."
Friends
"Now, I'm sorry about everything that happened..."
Friends
"...and I'll probably never be able to make it up to you..."
Friends
"...but here's a start."
Friends
"Well, the key to your Porsche."
Friends
"- What? - What?"
Friends
"I've been thinking of getting rid of it..."
Friends
"Your mother's right, I do look like an ass."
Friends
"You're giving it to me? You're kidding me, right?"
Friends
"Well, wait a minute."
Friends
"I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?"
Friends
"- Why don't we take it for a spin? - All right."
Friends
"What about me? I'm a medical marvel!"
Friends
"[CHAIR VIBRATES]"
Friends
"- Oh, yeah. - Oh."
Friends
"[BOTH GROANING]"
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"- Hey, guys. RACHEL: Hey."
Friends
"Know what happened to Chandler's Barcalounger?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah. Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it."
Friends
"Are you kidding? I get a Porsche and the Barcalounger's gone?"
Friends
"Heh. This is the best day ever!"
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"What's wrong with this year?"
Friends
"- Uh-oh. - What?"
Friends
"Um..."
Friends
"I've been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself..."
Friends
"Look, don't you see that this...?"
Friends
"Because whatever they say..."
Friends
"God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work."
Friends
"They must be your mother's."
Friends
"Ooh, my rock polisher."
Friends
"See, this is exactly the kind of thing..."
Friends