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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rosita Dies (S07E07)

"Why would you want to do that?"
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"And the, uh, window in the attic..."
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"I can't believe they didn't even tell us."
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"We'll go down to the store right now and we'll get you a new chair."
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"But don't you think Rosita would've wanted you to move on?"
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"Ugh. I hate this year."
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"Oh, yeah, like you never called."
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"So, basically, this is very easy. You read from the script..."
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"ROSS: Dad? JACK: I'm here."
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"No."
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"Can I speak to your supply manager, please?"
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"I guess I could push it back."
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"Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour."
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"- Yeah, I guess you're right. - Okay."
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"Well, can you blame her?"
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"I don't know. I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously."
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"You were a medical marvel."
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"Wow, you know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest?"
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"I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!"
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"I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche."
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"Well, there was also leaves and gook and stuff."
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"- Yeah. - I thought I broke Joey's chair."
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"He's the supply manager here."
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"I'm right here!"
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"Look, um, I really appreciate you coming down..."
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"No, no, I can't let you do it."
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"Oh, my God. So was she!"
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"Oh, this is terrible."
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"...you love Ross more than me."
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"- What's this? - It's the key to my Porsche."
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"...and I was driving it the other day and I saw my reflection in a window."
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"- Hey. What are you doing? - Hi."
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"Well, you know, I was thinking of moving the couch over here."
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"So that there would be a decent place for me to sit?"
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"- Rach, there is a decent place. - And your lap does not count."
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"- Okay? Come on, help me move this. - No, no, no."
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"- No? - No."
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"Rosita does not move."
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"I'm sorry. Rosita? As in...?"
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"As in "Rosita does not move.""
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"Joey, it's just a chair. What's the big deal?"
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"The big deal is that it's the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen..."
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"...and it's at the perfect angle so you don't get any glare coming off of Stevie."
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"Stevie the TV?"
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"- Is there a problem? - No."
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"Oh, what does he know?"
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"Come on, Rosita. Us chicas gotta stick together."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Ow!"
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"You bitch."
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"Hey, Ross?"
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"So I was checking out the real-estate section."
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"- Yeah. - Look at this."
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"Oh, looks like Mom and Dad's house."
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"Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front."
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"Oh, my God."
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"What? What happened to the window in the attic?"
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"I can't believe Mom and Dad are selling the house."
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"I can't believe I still don't know what happened to the window in the attic."
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"Okay, come on. I'll buy you a new one, all right?"
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"She's not even cold yet."
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"I mean, you know, she did always put your comfort first."
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"That's true."
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"Wow."
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"I can't believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in."
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"Man, some stranger's gonna be living in my room."
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"Well, after 15 years of Mom and Dad keeping it as a shrine to you..."
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"...it's time the velvet ropes came down."
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"They kept your room a while."
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"Oh, please. Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out."
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"And I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs?"
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"Not a gym."
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"- Come on. You know they love you. - As much as they love you?"
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"I was their firstborn. They thought she was barren. It's not my fault."
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"It's already February and I've only given two massages..."
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"...and they were both the worst tippers in the world."
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"That was me and Ross."
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"Oh, that's right."
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"If you want to pick up some extra cash..."
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"...some friends of mine made good money in college doing telemarketing."
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"Yeah, it'd probably be better than the last telephone job I had."
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"You know, I probably won't have to say "spank" as much."
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"What?"
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"...and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can."
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"Okay, I can do that."
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"- Oh, by the way, I love my office. - Ha, ha."
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"- Why don't we do a trial run? - Oh, okay."
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"Um, all right."
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"Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies."
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"Can I speak to your supply manager, please?"
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"I'm the supply manager."
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"Um, okay. I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs."
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"- We don't need any toner. - Well, I'm sorry to bother you. Bye-bye."
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"Yeah, you're right. This is easy."
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"Okay. What was wrong with that call?"
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"Oh, well, all right."
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"Um, no offense, but you were kind of rude."
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"They're always gonna tell you they don't need toner, but that's okay."
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"...you can find the answer to it, here in the script."
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"- Oh. - So I think you're ready to sell toner."
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"- Do you have any last questions? - No."
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"Oh, wait, yes, I do. I do have one question:"
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"What is toner?"
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"Joey?"
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"Joe?"
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"Full bag?"
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"Beer's still cold."
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"Something terrible must have happened here."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"Stevie, I was never here."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Dad, we can't believe you're selling the house."
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"It's time for a new family to start their memories here."
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"And hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack..."
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"...in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling."
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"Let's just grab our stuff and get the hell out of here."
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"I'm sorry we can't store your childhood things anymore."
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"Oh, it's okay. I can't wait to see everything again. All the memories."
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"I don't know what's in the boxes down here."
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"But I do know that there are six or seven Easy-Bake Ovens in the attic."
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