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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Does a Puzzle! (S03E03)

"I ate Dionne Warwick."
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"- What? - What?"
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"I ate Grammy Award winner Dionne Warwick!"
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"The reflection on the water burned my eyes"
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"White light. White, hot sky."
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"And all the while, she taunted me!"
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"They're not gonna know who you are!"
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"I'm so hungry."
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"You don't have the balls to try."
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"a magazine I brought for those lonely nights at sea."
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"Go ahead, boy. Eat me."
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"I ate Dionne Warwick!"
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"You didn't eat her!"
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"Frank and Maria Spinelli's gorgeous marble deck."
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"Sh-sh-she's alive."
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"How does that make it more edible?"
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"Shells can be pasta!"
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"Drinking seawater makes people hallucinate."
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"Haven't you ever read "Rime of the Ancient Mariner"?"
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"Sir. You should be able to tell that I have not."
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"We're going upstairs as soon as the cats stop"
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"freaking out from the storm."
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"No crazy rules like, "Do this. Wear that. Poop here.""
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"You know what?"
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"Look, I had a bad time in a bunker once, and I want this one to be different."
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"Say no more."
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"with a new, good experience."
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"It's called exposure therapy, and it works."
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"-Yeah. -Hope you guys don't mind a little PDA."
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"Oh. All right."
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"Wriggling up in here,"
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"and enter East Orange, New Jersey."
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"I get why you didn't want to talk about that cruise stuff."
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"I let you get away with a lot, mister."
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"-I didn't know you had a line. -Don't worry."
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"But I'm not letting someone like that in my life again."
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"Well, I didn't murder anybody,"
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"caused by a spark... in the sail room."
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"But everyone survived, and the world got a good tongue twister out of it."
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"Eskimo kisses are a hard no."
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"Sometimes things that aren't dirty are actually much grosser."
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"-Why? To what end? -Please stop!"
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"I'd go to a Lincoln dealership."
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"'cause me and him have a thing"
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"where if we're both still single by the time we're 40,"
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"-- Okay."
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"I do the wordplay here, so stay in your Nathan Lane, Kim D.M.C.,"
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"which stands for, "Don't. Mm-mm. C ya!""
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"Rule number three."
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"Heh, so it's a good thing you didn't eat Dionne Warwick,"
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"Ew. I'm not playing a game where the whole point is to pay rent."
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"in hour five of our telethon,"
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"So take that, Hurricane Tammi-with-an-I!"
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"We're all missing something, Kimmy."
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"The little hat from Monopoly."
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"Girl. Fifth best."
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"And Life's got no baby pegs."
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"Those are worth money at the end."
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"but one of these has to..."
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"Ravensburger, you've outdone yourselves."
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"are gonna sing "That's What Friends Are For""
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"For those of you who don't know the lingo,"
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"and it was my responsibility to move the scenery in the dark,"
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"Miss Dionne took me under her wing."
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"At least once a day when I choke on something."
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"because you are blessed with a voice."
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"The nubs massage your vocal cords on the way down."
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"But you got to keep 'em wet."
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"A wet baby corn is a singer's best friend."
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"But then one day, Miss Dionne took ill."
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"Miss Warwick made the mistake of going down the tube slide at the pool today."
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"especially the hot tubs and pools."
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"Don't say a thing."
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"- Oh... -Oh."
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"and this time for good reasons."
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"we caught on fire, and the ship sank,"
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"Aw! Bravo!"
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"Wait, where's the last piece?"
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"Shrink-wrap is a scam."
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"Okay."
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"I'm kind of relieved that the power's out."
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"Come here."
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"how do you compete with a memory?"
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"and you're like, "What's the big deal?""
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"- Funny thing is... - Ugh, where is it?"
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"but you can tell which way is up by the noodle."
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"Well, I just don't want to be in the middle of it"
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"This is a New York None "Weather on the Nones" update."
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"the Ocean Sink didn't shank--"
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"A faucet, perhaps."
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"I waited half an hour and returned to her dressing room,"
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"You did this to me!"
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"What's going on?"
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"I'm a star on the rise!"
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"- I sprayed... - No, Titus, no!"
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"maybe even arrested."
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"Also, as a cast member,"
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"oh, okay, that's what I ate--"
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"and I headed for a lifeboat."
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"and expecting all the pieces to be there."
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"And even with all the extra chances I've given you,"
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"You can't kick me out of here. One of my fake names is on the lease!"
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"I'm saving those to make soup."
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"Because it was haunted by the ghost of that water bug you killed."
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"Frames is where they get you."
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"and you never had a nice boyfriend,"
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"there must be something good about us."
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"You got to admit..."
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"I mean, look at you."
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"Two months without her, you poisoned a Grammy winner."
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"Mm."
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"You're right."
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"Go get her, Titus!"
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"Hey! You allergic to cats?"
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"Joining me now is Tenafly's own Lea Michele,"
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"Oh, great, it's you!"
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"And also, it took me a while to find the right window."
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"I'll wear jeans."
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"I'll let you open the tapes."
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"You know what I've always wanted."
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