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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Sweet!"
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"- For the assembly? - No. We won't be ready in time."
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"We're still doing disco. But we can fold this into our repertoire..."
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"and it'll be awesome at regionals."
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"Communication is the foundation of any successful music group."
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"If we're gonna succeed, we need to communicate."
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"You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened."
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"Mr. Schue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly."
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"- Finn, you're gonna take the solo. - What? No, I can't do the solo, Mr. Schue."
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"I'm still learning how to walk and sing at the same time."
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"No problem. I'll walk you through it."
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"- Hey, Mercedes, you know this? - Oh, I got this."
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"# She take my money #"
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"# When I'm in need #"
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"# Friend indeed #"
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"# Oh, she's a gold digger #"
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"# Way over town #"
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"# That digs on me #"
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"- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke #"
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"- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm #"
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"- # She give me money # - # I can tell you rock, I can tell by ya charm #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # Far as girls, you got a flock, I can tell by your charm and your arm #"
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"- # But I'm lookin' for the one Have you seen her # - # No, we ain't seen her #"
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"- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger #"
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"- # She give me money # - # Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, uh #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead, get down #"
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"- # She give me money # - # Eighteen years, 18 years #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # She got one of your kids Got you for 18 years #"
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"- # She give me money # - # I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids #"
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"- # When I'm in need # - # His baby mama car crib is bigger than his #"
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"# You will see him on TV any given Sunday #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # Win a Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai #"
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"- # I gotta leave # # She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money #"
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"- # I gotta leave # - # She went to the doctor Got lipo with your money #"
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"# She walkin' round looking like Michael with your money #"
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"- # Should have got that insured GEICO for your money # - # She give me money #"
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"# If you ain't no punk, holla We want prenup #"
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"# We want prenup ## Yeah!"
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"All right, just like that. Ready?"
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"- Rachel, did you just throw up? - No."
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"You missed the toilet."
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"The girl who was throwing up before me left that."
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"I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex."
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"One day when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift."
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"Let's have a little chat, okay?"
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"Rachel, bulimia is a very messy, serious disease."
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"I don't have bulimia. I tried it and failed and won't ever attempt it again."
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"- Okay. - Grossed me out."
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"Okay. But I still want to talk about the feelings that you had..."
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"that led up to you wanting to puke your guts out."
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"- Prettier, like that Quinn girl. - Mm-hmm. And, um, why is that?"
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"Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna..."
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"lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?"
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"No."
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"# All by my #"
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"- # Self # - By myself! I'm by myself!"
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"# Don't wanna be ##"
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"Uh, but a boy crush, huh? I know about that."
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"I mean, not now. It takes me back in the... Like a long time ago, I knew about that."
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"You know what? You need to remember, Rachel, to protect your heart."
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"I don't care who he is. If he doesn't like you for the way you are..."
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"If he's... you know, he's married with a baby on the way..."
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"That's not worth the heartache. You don't want to compromise yourself for that."
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"Um..."
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"Have you just tried telling him how you feel?"
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"He doesn't even notice me."
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"I see. Um... Okay. Well, here's what I think."
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"Common interests are the key to romance."
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"All right? So find out what he likes. Then he'll see you in a positive way..."
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"and maybe you'll end up doing something that you never would have expected."
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"Would you like to tell Principal Figgins and Mr. Schuester..."
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"what I caught you two doing?"
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"It just sort of happened."
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"I don't mean to be rude, but I think she's overreacting."
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"You watch your tone, young lady."
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"Gay parents encourage rebellion. There are studies on this."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, tell me what happened, Rachel."
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"in front of his chromosomally challenged friends."
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"I was immediately concerned by his lack of self-esteem..."
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"Yeah, pretty much what she said."
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"You know, one of the amazing things about being in the performing arts..."
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"is that you can parlay it into so many different fields."
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"Like Justin Timberlake..."
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"He's a singer, but he also has a clothing line."
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"And, you know, he makes things like shirts and belts."
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"- Who's Justin Timberlake? - It was a twofold plan."
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"We figured that with the right marketing strategy..."
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"we could pull from the entire student body without having an assembly..."
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"thus creating the diverse Glee Club..."
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"this school has been craving."
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"I can't begin to fathom the damage..."
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"you'd have done to the program had you broken it."
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"I will not be treated like a second-class citizen because of my gender."
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"and you seem to think that these procedures don't apply to your students."
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"It is my strong recommendation that both these students be hobbled."
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"- How many copies did you guys make? - Seventeen."
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"- Okay. And how much does a photocopy cost? - Four and a half cents."
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"- How about they just pay for the copies? - I like this compromise."
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"And, Sue, I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you..."
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"to personally clean the congealed protein shake off the photocopy room floor."
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"That's why we have janitors."
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"Sue, we're in a recession, and concessions must be made."
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"I've laid off half the janitorial staff."
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"We all need to lend a hand."
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"Lady Justice wept today."
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"- before lunch tomorrow. - You know what, guys? I don't want to hear it."
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"Doing that song is gonna kill any chance the Glee Club has."
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"- It's a terrible idea. - I have news for you, Rachel."
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"Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do."
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"Everybody loves disco!"
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