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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"It's official. I'm a dead man."
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"- Stop it. - I mean, maybe it'll all be okay."
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"Do you want to practice for the assembly tomorrow after school?"
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"I can't. I got a Celibacy Club meeting."
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"A wealthy relative died?"
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"I've just been pounding the pavement all week after Glee rehearsal."
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"That probably means no grand foyer."
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"Why can't we ever be the ones to catch a break?"
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"No, no, no. It's going to be okay, baby."
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"I'm so tired of the compromising."
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"I want my grand foyer. I want my dream house."
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"I work hard. I sacrifice. I deserve it."
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"You know, we give and we give."
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"Do you think that the big shots at Sheets 'N' Things care..."
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"that I sell more personal massagers than any other assistant manager?"
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"No. Or do you think that those kids..."
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"that they give a damn that we go with so little..."
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"because you spend all your spare time..."
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"choreographing those stupid dance routines?"
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"I mean, when does anyone start giving back?"
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"I thought you asked Sue to clean up after herself."
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"Sue got a note from the school nurse..."
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"claiming that her lupus made it impossible to bend over a bucket of suds."
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"I've been here till 10:00 p.m. every night, up to my elbows in Vamoose!"
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"Any problem with me taking over one of those nighttime janitorial slots?"
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"I'll work at half salary."
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"The Celibacy Club is now in session."
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"Thanks to a school rule that says we have to let anyone join the club..."
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"we're welcoming a new member this week..."
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"Rachel What's-her-name."
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"- Where are all the boys? - Down the hall."
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"First half hour we separate..."
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"then we come together to share our faith."
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"I'm still on the fence about the Celibacy Club."
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"Still, it is a productive way for us guys..."
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"I think I'm gonna kill myself. I'm serious."
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"We're bombarded with sexual imagery every day... Beer ads, those short skirts."
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"I'm supposed to be surrounded by temptation..."
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"- Not be able to do anything about it? - Are you kidding?"
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"Those skirts are crunchy toast."
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"Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day..."
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"and I swear I could see her ovaries."
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"God bless the perv that invented these."
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"Remember the power motto, girls."
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"It's all about the teasing, and not about the pleasing."
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"- Oh! - Back it up like a dump truck, baby!"
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"So, how far does Quinn let you get anyway?"
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"We grind, make out."
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"Whenever I grind..."
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"It's not a problem for me, man."
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"Actually, it's a big problem."
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"Somebody once told me that to keep from erupting too early..."
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"you should think of dead kittens and stuff."
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"But the only image that works for me happened..."
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"the day my mom took me out to practice for my driver's permit."
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"Pretty good, honey. Who says a father figure's necessary, huh?"
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"- Driving's fun. - Yeah."
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"Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my God, you killed him. What are you gonna do?"
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"Let's pair up for the "Immaculate Affection.""
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"the noise makes the angels cry."
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"- You enchant me. - Yeah."
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"- Just stop it! - Take it. Ah, yeah!"
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"- Finn! - It must have hit my zipper."
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"You know what? This is a joke."
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"Did you know that most studies have demonstrated..."
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"that celibacy doesn't work in high schools?"
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"The second we start telling ourselves..."
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"that there's no room for compromise, we act out."
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"The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared."
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"That's what contraception is for."
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"You want to know a dirty little secret..."
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"that none of them want you to know?"
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"Girls want sex just as much as guys do."
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"I-Is that accurate?"
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"- Will? - Aaah!"
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"Emma... What are you doing here so late?"
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"I do S.A.T. prep on Tuesday nights."
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"Are you, um... Are you a janitor?"
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"Aja... no."
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"Really? 'Cause you're dressed like a janitor, and your shirt says "Will.""
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"Um, Terri and I are trying to buy a house..."
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"and we're, you know, struggling to make ends meet, and..."
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"I'm really embarrassed."
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"Would you mind keeping this between us?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, yeah, your secret's completely safe with me."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh... No. I-I'm good, really."
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"Really? Because I can see from here..."
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"that you've used window cleaner to mop the floor."
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"And, uh, that keyboard is crawling in E.coli..."
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"doesn't wash her hands after doing number twos."
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"Let's make a deal. You're helping me with my problem."
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"How about I take a stab at one of yours?"
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"Oh, no, I don't... I don't have a problem."
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"You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour."
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"Well, I mean, I have..."
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"I have a little trouble with messes, but it's not like it's a problem."
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"When I was a little girl, it was my dream to work on a dairy farm."
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"- Really? - Yeah. And when I was eight, we finally visited one..."
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"my... my brother pushed me into the runoff lagoon."
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"- What? - And, um, ever since then, I've just..."
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"I've had a little trouble forgetting the, uh... the smell."
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"Have you thought about... I don't know... maybe seeing someone about that?"
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"Oh, no. It's completely manageable."
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"You know, I just... I take lots of showers and I, um... You know, I don't eat dairy."
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"I want to try..."
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"- a little experiment. - Oh, no."
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"There."
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"Ten seconds."
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"New record."
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"I should be, um, going."
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"I officially call this meeting of Glee Club in session."
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"- But Mr. Schuester isn't here. - Mr. Schuester isn't coming."
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"I paid a freshman to ask him for help with irregular verbs."
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"Let her talk."
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"I have another idea for the assembly."
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"Can I, once again, stress my most strenuous objections to this attempted suicide?"
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"They're not gonna kill us... Because we're gonna give them what they want."
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"- Blood? - Better."
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