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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Last time I looked, you only had five and a half."
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"Here. Cripple in the wheelchair."
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"I also took the liberty of highlighting some special ed classes for you."
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"Maybe you could find some recruits."
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"'Cause I'm not sure there's anybody else who's gonna wanna swim over..."
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"to your island of misfit toys."
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"- Are you threatening me, Sue? - Threatening you?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Presenting you with an opportunity to compromise yourself?"
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"You betcha."
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"Let's break it down."
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"You want to be creative. You want to be in the spotlight."
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"Face it. You want to be me."
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"So here's the deal."
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"You do with your depressing little group of kids..."
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"what I did with my wealthy, elderly mother."
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"Euthanize it. It's time."
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"You can fetch me Gatorade and launder my soiled delicates."
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"You know what, Sue? I politely decline your offer."
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"Glee Club is here to stay. I believe in my kids."
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"I know you're used to being the cock of the walk around here."
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"Offensive."
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"But it looks like your Cheerios are gonna have some competition."
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"We're gonna show at regionals. You have my word on that."
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"Have a good day."
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"- over the next couple years. - Yeah. I know."
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"Prom king and queen. Homecoming court royalty."
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"I am not giving up those shiny crowns just so you can express yourself."
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"Look, you're making too big a deal out of this."
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"Okay. Let's compromise."
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"If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast."
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"- Under the shirt? - Over the bra."
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"No, no. I can't."
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"I want to do Glee. I'm really happy when I'm performing."
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"People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me?"
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"- Your big gay beard. - Look. I-I gotta go to class. Okay?"
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"Just relax. Everything's gonna work out."
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"Eavesdrop much?"
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"Time for some girl talk, man hands."
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"You can dance with him. You can sing with him. But you will never have him."
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"I understand why you'd be threatened. Finn and I have made a connection."
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"But I'm an honorable person. I don't need to steal your man."
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"I have plenty of suitors of my own."
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"Every day Glee's status is going up, and yours is going down. Deal with it."
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"- Awesome. - Holla!"
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"# Ah, freak out #"
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"# Le freak, c'est chic #"
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"- # Freak out # - Energy, guys! It's disco."
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"# Le freak, c'est chic Ah, freak out #"
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"- Good with the hands. John Travolta hands. All right. - # Le freak, c'est chic #"
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"- We're freaking out. Let's go. - # Freak out #"
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"# Le freak, c'est chic #"
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"- And up and out and down. Good. - # Have you heard #"
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"- Good. Good. Good, guys. - # About the new dance craze #"
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"# Listen to us I'm sure you'll be amazed #"
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"- # Big fun # - Whoa, whoa! Hell to the nah!"
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"First of all, you try to bust my face again, and I will cut you!"
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"And, also, this song is terrible."
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"I'm sorry, guys. We don't have time to discuss this."
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"- We're doing this song this Friday at the pep assembly. - In front of the whole school?"
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"Exactly."
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"- I'll press charges if that happens. - Guys."
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"I can't express to you how important this assembly is."
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"We need recruits. There are six of you."
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"We need 12 to qualify for regionals."
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"We have no choice, or the club is over."
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"I know you guys don't like this song..."
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"but we took nationals back in '93 with "Freak Out.""
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"It's a crowd-pleaser. Trust me. From the top."
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"I'm dead."
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"My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house."
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"I have a question about the trees."
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"It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree."
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"How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard?"
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"And do they come in different colors?"
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"Because, well, obviously we're expecting a family."
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"I have a real sense it might be a girl."
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"Still, I can't believe we're actually doing this. It all happened so fast."
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"It all started when Terri's sister Kendra brought her kids over for Sunday brunch."
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"Well, I just don't understand where you're planning on putting the nursery."
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"- I know. - Well, we have a second bedroom."
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"You are not giving up your craft room, Terri. A mother needs her respite."
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"That craft room is the only thing that's gonna keep you from going..."
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"all Susan Smith on that little angel."
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"Postpartum runs in our family."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Bathroom. All that bran."
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"No, you can't. Kyle needs his inhaler."
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"Anyway, this conversation is over."
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"They're starting construction on a new section of our subdivision."
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"You are not bringing my niece or nephew home to this apartment."
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"Can I eat this?"
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"This banister was made by Ecuadorean children."
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"It's great, Terri, but there are nine foreclosures on our street."
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"Why can't we buy one of those? They're half the price."
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"I'm not raising my baby in a used house. They're not clean."
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"Look at the sun nook. Isn't it beautiful?"
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"- Is it extra? - Mmm."
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"The price in the brochure is for the basic model."
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"The grand foyer is an extra 14,000, and the sun nook is an extra 24."
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"I'll let you two talk."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you. Hmm."
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"We already did the math, Will. All we have to do is give up Applebee's..."
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"and we won't run the A.C. for the first couple of summers."
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"Well, we certainly can't afford the grand foyer and the sun nook."
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"I mean, if we bite off more than we can chew, we'll lose everything."
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"You need to pick one."
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"Come with me. I'm gonna show you something really special."
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"This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep."
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"I thought maybe we could put one of those mini pianos in here..."
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"and you two could put on shows for me."
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"I love it, Terri, but we still can't afford everything."
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"Fine. I'm gonna give up the sun nook for the grand foyer."
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"But I really need the polished door handles."
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"Think of our family, Will. This is our dream."
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"even if it meant getting a part-time job to make some extra money..."
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"Yes!"
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"- You need to call me before you dress yourself. - Whatever. Whatever."
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"- You look like a Technicolor zebra. - You're a hater. That's what you are."
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"- I look like I'm a part of it. - You're trying to copy me."
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"All right, guys. How about a little Kanye?"
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