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Clips from The Simpsons - The Color Yellow (S21E21)

"A little schmutz, a little schmear, and presto!"
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"You're part of the under-clown railroad."
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"So, you got any talent?"
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"* The sun shines bright *"
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"* On my old Kentucky home. *"
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"Rule number one: never be better than me."
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"Nothing to see here--"
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"just a couple of clowns, and the world's youngest bearded lady."
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"That I is."
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"Look at her any longer, you're gonna have to pay a nickel."
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"Wait! All that was in the recipe?"
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"It was a footnote. See?"
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"Uh-uh, no way."
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"He'll get me in trouble."
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"Maybe you'll change your mind about me"
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"after you try some of my wheel cakes."
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"Wheel cakes?"
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"They're just honey-sweetened batter..."
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"Go on."
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"...deep-fried in hog lard."
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"Lard, you say."
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"(muffled): You can stay."
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"You swear you'll help him?"
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"(gulps)"
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"I give you my word as a Southern gentleman."
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"Whoo! (gulps)"
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"So they did the right thing."
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"My quest is fulfilled."
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"Oufamily has heroes!"
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"Shh."
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"(softly): Our family has heroes."
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"Martin Luther King had a dream."
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"Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story"
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"had a party and I went there."
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"Yay. My turn is over."
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"One of your best, Ralph."
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"Next up, we have Simpson, L."
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"My Black History Month presentation is called"
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""The Simpsons: The First Family of Freedom.""
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"No, no, no, not now! Quit, quit!"
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"No, don't quit the program, just the update, you stupid..."
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"(awkward chuckle)"
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"Computers, right?"
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"Our story begins with a spunky little spitfire"
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"named Eliza Simpson."
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"The year was 1860, and the Underground Railroad was..."
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"("The Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing)"
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"are no longer among us, their truth goes marching on."
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"(applause) Thank you."
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"Bravo, Lisa."
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"Very entertaining, but then again, fairy tales always are."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I hold in my hand another diary."
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"That of my great-great-great..."
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"(takes hit from inhaler)"
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"...great-great grandfafa, Milford van Houten."
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"(audience murmurs)"
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""April 22nd, 1860...""
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"(strong Southern accent): I was reclining beneath a sarsaparilla tree,"
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"reading about one"
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"of Mr. Thomas Jefferson's marvelous inventions."
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"when suddenly I heard quite a commotion"
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"coming from the Simpson residence."
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"BURNS: You're lying!"
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"BURNS: Leave me alone! I have sells to crop."
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"That's one of Virgil's sugar-sprinkled cake rings."
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"Now, where is he?"
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"I don't have to answer to some weak old man"
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"with a walking stick."
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"Ahh! A beating stick!"
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"Brigand."
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"(screams) Dastard."
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"Renegade."
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"Mooncalf."
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"I see."
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"You know, Simpson, every man has his price."
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"No one is better at determining said price than yours truly."
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"I would say your price is..."
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"a pleasant surprise."
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"That's exactly my price."
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"in..."
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"Father, no!"
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"Eliza, hold your tongue!"
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"Don't worry, I'll handle this one."
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"Young lady, in this day and age,"
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"women only express their opinions in diaries"
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"to be found long after they're gone."
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"From the day you were born, you were brought up"
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"And I know you really want to be a good girl,"
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"and good girls are seen and not heard."
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"(stifled protest)"
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"That-a-girl."
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"Now, where's my man?"
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"Now, what's my surprise?"
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"Your surprise is a new pair of shoes."
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"Oh, my God, that surprise is so pleasant."
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"(sobbing)"
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"MILFORD (with Southern accent): After that fateful day,"
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"(normal voice): "I could never even look at Eliza again.""
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"It didn't help that the next day,"
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"he drank bad well water and went blind."
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"No! You lie!"
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"Eliza Simpson can't be a coward."
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"(voice breaking): She's the only decent ancestor I have."
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"Ach. Take it outside, lassie."
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"We've still got three "Jackie Robinsons""
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"and a "Tuskegee Airmen" to go."
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"(crying) And so many Obamas."
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"(all impersonating Obama) Yes, we can."
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"Audacity of hope. Let me be clear."
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"As I told you, we don't have any books"
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"pertaining to Eliza Simpson."
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"Colonel Burns?"
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"Why, I haven't heard my father's name in years."
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"(sobbing)"
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"You know, you could try our film vault."
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"Huh?"
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"It's where we hooked up during the Christmas party."
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"INTERVIEWER (on film): So, Miss Eliza, I understand"
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"you just turned 100."
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