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Clips from The Simpsons - The Color Yellow (S21E21)

"It's been quite a life."
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"Any regrets?"
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"Just one."
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"When I was a girl, I witnessed a grave injustice,"
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"That pat on my head from a wicked man"
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"has haunted me to this day."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Oh, you were right, Dad."
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"I should have quit while I was ahead"
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"instead of learning the horrible truth"
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"about our family and Virgil."
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"Aw, don't cry, meat pie."
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"Things worked out pretty well for Virgil in the end."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Is there something you know about Virgil"
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"that you haven't told us?"
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"I'll take that secret to my grave--"
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"or wherever you're dumping me."
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"if you know something that'll cheer up my little girl,"
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"you'd better spill it."
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"Or I can make things very uncomfortable for you."
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"D-Day is June 6th. Repeat: June 6th."
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"Allied forces will land on the beaches of Normandy"
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"in the following order-- Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno."
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"Are you writing this down, Fritz?"
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"About Virgil."
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"Oh, right."
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"Well, Lisa, Mabel knew her husband well,"
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"so she cooked up a little payback pie."
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"(gasps)"
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"And if I ever see you in these parts again..."
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"(shotgun cocking)"
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"...you're gonna be a Memphis belle."
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"Very well. You may have won this round,"
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"but someday my history will be told"
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"by my descendants Ken and Ric Burns."
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"I knew you'd break your promise."
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"Now I'm taking Virgil to freedom."
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"You defied your husband for me?"
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"Man, this is the '60s."
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"Now let's take you to a place"
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"where a black man can blend in-- Canada."
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"GRAMPA: So, with those words,"
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"Mabel and Virgil headed north,"
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"but their journey was fraught with peril."
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"(gasps)"
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"Hmm..."
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"Mabel, why don't I go on alone, and you go back to Hiram?"
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"No."
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"There's no life for me with him."
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"I just need to disguise my hair."
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"But how?"
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"May I be of assistance?"
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"Perhaps this hat will help disguise your hair."
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"Thank you."
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"It makes you look like a potbellied stove. (annoyed grunt)"
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"Hey, hey, "Honest Abe.""
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"(laughs) Oh, I'm a riot."
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"GRAMPA: As the border drew close, so did Virgil and Mabel."
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"By the time they crossed into Canada, things had changed."
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"(theme from Ken Burns's The Civil War playing)"
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"Mabel she divorced Hiram"
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"and got one of his shoes in the settlement."
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"They got married, and since Virgil had no last name,"
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"they both took the name Simpson"
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"so that Mabel could keep"
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"all her monogrammed table linens."
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"And their son, Abraham Simpson,"
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"was my great-grandfather."
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"So you're actually descended from Virgil, not Hiram."
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"Are ya happy?"
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"Yes. I'm thrilled."
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"We've regained our family honor,"
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"and we're 1/64th black."
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"So that's why I'm so cool."
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"That's why my jazz is so smooth."
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"And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers."
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"Grampa, why'd you try to"
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"keep us from finding this out?"
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"Well, it's hard to explain this to a young person,"
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"but people of my generation are, you know..."
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"Racists? That's it."
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"I don't know what the big deal is."
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"I mean, it never bothered any of you that my father's French."
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"You know, Bouvier?"
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"So that's why I love drinking so much."
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"I'm French, not you."
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"C'est la vie, baby."
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"(guzzling)"
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"or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg."
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"(gasps) (gasps) Run!"
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"In the turnip shed."
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"or urn, or medical school dissecting table,"
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"My Kia!"
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"Mabel and Virgil lived out the rest of their days in peace."
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"Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia."
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"Well done, boy."
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"Virgil, let's go."
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"I can't tell you where he is- I swore an oath."
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