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Clips from The Simpsons - The Color Yellow (S21E21)

"Homer."
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"Oh, read a little more, honey."
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""Saturday, April 14, 1860."
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""Dear Diary, I must be brief,"
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""for tonight is the grand ball"
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"at Colonel Burns's plantation.""
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"I shall dress myself in finery,"
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"What's for dinner?"
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"Possum. Oh, can't we have opossum?"
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"Not on your salary."
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"I can't believe I buttoned my britches for this."
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"In my elegant gown, no one will suspect"
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"that I'm actually on a mission to help"
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"my very first slave escape to freedom."
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"Yes! She wasn't a slave owner."
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"We ran a subway station?"
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"No, the Underground Railroad"
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"was a bunch of people who helped slaves escape to Canada."
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"There were no actual trains and it wasn't under ground."
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"Good point, Bart. Absolutely."
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"That's a great story, Lisa!"
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"And you should stop reading right there."
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"Wh-What are you doing?"
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"I want to know what happens next."
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"Well, I don't."
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"The motto of the Simpsons is:"
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""Quit while you're ahead.""
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"I made it into a sampler."
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"It's like when your father and I left"
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"the movie Carrie right after she was crowned prom queen."
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"She was so happy."
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"She had a lot of problems, but they were all behind her."
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"But, but, but-but-but..."
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"Time for bed, sweetie."
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"(grunts in protest)"
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"ELIZA: Lisa. Lisa, it's me."
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"Eliza, the one good Simpson."
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"I've got so much more to tell you."
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"I must know."
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"(panting)"
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"(humming)"
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"You still reading that thing?"
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"I'm warning you: When something goes into that vent,"
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"it shouldn't come out..."
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"I'm going to use Eliza's diary"
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"for my "Black History Month" presentation."
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"Ooh, good idea."
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"Bart, what are you doing for Black History Month?"
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"I got an idea: You can march to Selma,"
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"and tell her she's ugly!"
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"(laughs)"
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""A week ago, I had no idea what the future would bring,"
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""which, I guess, is always true of everyone all the time."
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""Anyway, last Saturday night,"
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"I went to Colonel Burns's ball.""
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"("Blue Danube Waltz" playing)"
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"I don't like this new Viennese dance craze, "the waltz.""
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"One, two, three, one, two, three..."
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"Where's the "four"? All music needs a four!"
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"I'll have the orchestra adjust its time signature, sir."
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"See that you do."
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"* *"
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"(whispering)"
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"(music switches to four-four time)"
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"(all clamoring)"
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"ELIZA: In the confusion, I slipped out of the ball"
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"and made my way to the stables,"
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"where I was to meet Mr. Burns's slave, Virgil."
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"But when I got to the stables, he was nowhere to be seen."
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"Virgil?"
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"(screeching)"
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"(screaming)"
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"You look like you could use a little help."
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"Actually, I'm here to help you."
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"Follow me north to freedom. I don't think so."
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"Why? Because I'm young and I'm a woman?"
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"No, because you're pointing south."
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"(sheepish chuckle)"
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"Oh, right, right. Sorry."
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"It's my first time."
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"That's all right. It's my 14th."
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"As we made our way northward,"
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"a couple of patrollers spotted us."
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"After them! Obviously."
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"Well, you didn't say it."
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"(horses neighing)"
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"Hearts pounding, we fled into the woods,"
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"but their horses were fast."
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"Escape seemed impossible."
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"(crumbling)"
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"MARGE: What happened next?"
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"Uh, bu... That's all theres."
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"The rest of the diary has turned to dust."
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"(snapping)"
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"Oh! I'll never know if Eliza got Virgil safely to freedom."
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"Cheer up, sweetie."
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"Maybe we can find the answer in the library."
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"To the reference desk!"
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"The library?"
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"Bart, can you believe we're married to those nerds?"
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"(both laugh)"
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"LIBRARIAN: There are no books"
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"about an Eliza Simpson, but I did find this."
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"MARGE: Ooh, a cookbook."
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"(Marge gasps)"
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"That's Eliza's mother!"
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"Martha, you are the best!"
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"MARGE: "Pork Butt in Cream, " "Snout-Fried Neck,""
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""Frog-Haunch," "Hooves Au Jus,""
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""Possum Pouch Pie...""
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"This one doesn't sound roadkill-y."
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"And it comes with a story."
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""Many years ago, my daughter, Eliza,"
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"brought a runaway slave, Virgil, to the house.""
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"(gasps) They made it back to the house?! How?"
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"MARGE: The patrollers were too fast for Eliza and Virgil."
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"(owl hooting)"
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"Luckily, they chanced upon a traveling circus..."
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"...where they were helped by a crusty, old clown."
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