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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets a 'Z' (S21E21)

"about you doing bad things, you stupid kid!"
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"Oh."
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"So, you see, it was my fault."
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"I got Mrs. Krabappel drunk."
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"Then I was gonna do the same thing to Zack,"
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"but I decided it was better to just tell the truth."
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"Doesn't matter, as long as Edna gets her job back."
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"Sorry, Bart, but I can't just get rid of a teacher"
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"if he's doing a good job."
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"I hate children!"
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"Children suck! Children suck!"
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"What the...? Faculty lounge talk out in the halls?!"
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"You and you and you and you and you!"
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"(slurring his speech): You are wasting your lives."
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"Hilary Swank didn't graduate high school."
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"She won two Oscars."
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"And one of them she deserved."
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"Bart, you said you didn't get him drunk."
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"I didn't. I swear!"
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"No, he's right."
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"I mixed a little vodka in with my Blue Bronco."
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"Does anybody else want to ride the indigo pony!"
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"Is there extra credit in it?"
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"Oh, they're gonna eat you alive at Cal Tech, boy."
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"Alive!"
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"* This place is a prison! *"
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"* Dow, dow *"
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"* All you kids are screwed! *"
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"* Dow, dow *"
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"* Kids and vodka! *"
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"It's always the good ones that go crazy the fastest."
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"Get off me!"
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"You can get rid of me, but you can't get rid of the truth, man!"
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"This school is a glorified hamster wheel"
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"run by incompetent bureaucrats"
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"but you will fail the test of life!"
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"Children, fingers in your ears and make the la-la sound."
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"English-- a joke, homeroom-- a joke."
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"Free period-- a joke."
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"Nutritious lunch-- a joke!"
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"Only alcohol can make life bearable."
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"You must drink! Always drink!"
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"And there's no hard feelings? Nope."
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"Now, everyone enjoy one of my yummy muffins."
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"But it's stale. Eat the muffin."
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"WOMAN: A simple schoolteacher"
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"found fulfillment and muffin-based revenge"
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"all thanks to... The Answer."
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"("O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana plays)"
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"And five, and six... oh, yeah!"
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"Now, class..."
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"my dad is a lot more fun after a few beers."
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"Dizzy."
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"Give me one night, Dewey."
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"She probably landed a job at some fancy-schmancy prep school."
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"Look at this picture he drew."
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"Maybe we can get her job back."
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"Now, let's see."
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"Well, thanks again, Bart."
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"Well, it's funny, really."
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"Or just shows up and doesn't touch anyone."
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"(laughs) Oh!"
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"(students giggling)"
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"go almost all the way to the center."
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"Bart, you deserve a reward for telling the truth."
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"And that reward will be in the form of a severe punishment."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"First the easy part."
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"(Krabappel groans)"
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"(belches)"
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"(yells)"
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"Maybe we can find an answer in this bookstore."
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"One cran-bran for the Flan-man."
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"The Answer is the secret to achieving your heart's desire."
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"(alarm ringing)"
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"where it was found by Pat Sajak."
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"But we can't lose Zack."
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"but I was wrong."
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"I run a paperless classroom."
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"there was a spark of decency in you, Bart Simpson,"
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"And that's why I found Good Night, Gorilla"
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"(grunts)"
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"(yells)"
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"(croaking)"
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"Hey! You know why they call it a choir."
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