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Clips from Community (2009) - Contemporary Impressionists (S03E03)

"- Where were you? - Uh, getting wonderful news."
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"The Dean loved our pitch and..."
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"Your pitch?"
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"Woman, I've been waiting for you for two hours."
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"Oh, no. Has it been that long?"
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"Ohh."
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"It's just a rehearsal."
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"Lord knows we've done it before."
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"Shirley, I thought this wedding was supposed"
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"to be the start of us getting back to normal."
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"- Back to normal? - Yes."
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"I need to not be Mr. Mom anymore."
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"Okay, I got to get back to my stereo business."
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"You know my store's been struggling."
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"I'm sorry, Andre,"
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"Well, if we can't get back to the way things were,"
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"why the hell are we getting remarried?"
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"Oy..."
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"These shrimp are to die for."
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"Yah, yah, yah!"
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"Walk the plank."
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"I think you've mistaken us for pirates."
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"We are community college students."
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"Abed, I just had an odd thought."
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"What if once you go from being weird to normal,"
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"you can never go back to being weird again?"
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"That is an odd thought."
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"Well, let's hope it's the last."
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"Cheers to that, my everyday friend."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Shirley asked me to say something nice at her wedding."
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"- This is the rehearsal. - Shut up, Leonard!"
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"Those teenage girls you play ping-pong with are doing it ironically."
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"Well!"
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"I searched my heart..."
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"For something nice to say at a wedding."
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"And then I looked real hard."
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"And you know what I found?"
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"My daddy said he would stay with my mommy forever,"
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"and he left!"
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"Marriage is a lie! Nobody commits to this!"
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"so why do we keep lying?"
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"I'm gonna stay with somebody forever."
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"It's in my stupid DNA."
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"You expect anyone here to believe that?"
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"I don't care if anybody believes it, jackass!"
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"- It's a fact! - Prove it, ding dong!"
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"There are a lot of layers to this."
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"It's almost too conceptual to follow, but..."
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"I love it."
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"So that's what this was all about, Andre?"
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"Just about wanting me back in the kitchen?"
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"I thought you loved being a wife and a mother."
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"Of course, but can't you see"
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"that's not all I'm about anymore."
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"Hi, sorry, don't want to interrupt."
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"But you are cordially invited to prevent a disaster."
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"I promise to bottle up my repulsion"
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"at the sight of your hair in the drain."
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"I promise to earn no more than 70% of what you would make"
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"at the same job."
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"- What about babies? - What about 'em?"
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"- How many? - Pick a number, dick!"
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"Like, it's up to me!"
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"Getting married."
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"What does it look like we're doing?"
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"You two are damn fools. Oh, sorry."
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"- I'll allow it. - I am a fool."
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"I was a fool to think I wasn't destined for a life of this."
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"Can you even imagine what kind of wedding I could throw"
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"if I actually gave a crap?"
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"- No offense. - Knock it off."
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"Being good at weddings doesn't make you good at marriage."
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"Exactly."
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"People can make all sorts of promises,"
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"but they never stick it out."
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"It's not something you just stick out, man, all right?"
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"It's a risk that you take together."
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"And you don't just promise it once."
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"You got to promise it every day."
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"Yes, but the person you're making promises to"
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"is going to change. You have to accept that."
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"I do. But do you promise to be patient"
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"when that person's stereo business takes a little while"
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"- to get off the ground. - I do, but..."
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"Do you accept that ten years is more than a little while"
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"and that iPods aren't going away,"
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"and maybe it's time to let somebody else take the lead?"
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"I do."
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"You do?"
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"Yes, baby, I swear I do."
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"to make this work forever."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, in that case, let's rehearse this bad boy."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Actually,"
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"you pretty much just married each other."
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"If you let me pronounce you man and wife,"
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"you can kiss the bride"
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"and you can save like, um, 70 bucks."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Done and done. Husband and wife."
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"Now how about it?"
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"Let's party!"
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"Lame."
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"Abed."
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"Abed! Abed!"
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"We're weird. We need to be weird."
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"You want to see something weird? Check out this dance."
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"What'll they think of next?"
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"Inspector spacetime..."
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"Ohh, thank the cosmic engineer I found you."
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"Troy, this is hardly the time."
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"Or is it hardly the space?"
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"Okay, I see what you did there."
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"But now I have to get back to my Lindbergh lean"
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"with, uh... I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
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"Inspector... What sort of creature"
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"would do a dance called the Lindbergh lean?"
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"- Blorgons? - Blorgons."
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"My name's Danielle."
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