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Clips from Futurama - I Dated a Robot (S03E03)

"- So there's an infinite number of parallel universes? - No. Just the two."
Futurama
"Bow before your master, puny mortals!"
Futurama
"Whoo! Giddy-up! Ha-ha!"
Futurama
"and to be romantically linked with a celebrity."
Futurama
"- It is? - Of course. You should read a blimp sometime."
Futurama
"Yeah? At least Picard had the guts to admit he was bald."
Futurama
"Welcome to Nappster. Let's see what celebrities we've got in stock."
Futurama
"I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood."
Futurama
"Uh, how about Cleopatra, whose beauty destroyed mighty empires?"
Futurama
"- Wah-hoo! I found her! What do I do now? - Download her."
Futurama
"- You're one sexy man... - Philip J. Fry."
Futurama
"Did you hear that? She likes me."
Futurama
"And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more..."
Futurama
"I just use the restroom and then I can eat more."
Futurama
"You should write a book, Fry."
Futurama
"Oh, Lucy. You're just like I always thought you'd be from your movies."
Futurama
"proportionately weighted by box office receipts."
Futurama
"- You're cute. - You're cute."
Futurama
"Oh, dear. She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot."
Futurama
"Well, that's love for you."
Futurama
"- She's just a machine that... - Stay away from our women!"
Futurama
"Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody."
Futurama
"It's enjoyable, and it serves an important purpose."
Futurama
"And that leads to... tragedy."
Futurama
"Billy Everyteen."
Futurama
"Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next."
Futurama
"No, thanks, Mom. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot."
Futurama
"and earn some extra cash?"
Futurama
"Billy, do you wanna come over tonight? We can make out together."
Futurama
"Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis..."
Futurama
"thus earning a slim chance to perform the reproductive act."
Futurama
"But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother?"
Futurama
"Why should anyone bother?"
Futurama
"Where are all the football stars?"
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"and sometimes the same sex."
Futurama
"- Brought to you by... - # The Space Pope ##"
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"If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole there."
Futurama
"Help me. They've been holding me prisoner for 800 years."
Futurama
"She asked first."
Futurama
"- Um, are you Lucy Liu? - Sure."
Futurama
"if it weren't for those meddling adults."
Futurama
"They like Lucy Liu? We'll give them all the Lucy Liu they can handle."
Futurama
"Did you see me escaping? I was all, like..."
Futurama
"Woo-woo-woo- woo-woo-woo!"
Futurama
"I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines."
Futurama
"Hey, cut it out. I don't need this kind of publicity."
Futurama
"It's an army of Lucy Lius."
Futurama
"They're horrible."
Futurama
"- Robot Crouching Tiger. - Robot Crane style."
Futurama
"Now, that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes."
Futurama
"Hi-yah!"
Futurama
"- It's amazing the way you... - notice two things."
Futurama
"That coffin's not going to open itself."
Futurama
"That is so sweet."
Futurama
"Read the jar, Evelyn Wood. Dr. Z."
Futurama
"Mr. Mayor, if you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror."
Futurama
"And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody."
Futurama
"Quick! This way."
Futurama
"Whoo-hoo!"
Futurama
"- Get lost, Pavarotti. - # Nooo ##"
Futurama
"which, it turns out, is a lot."
Futurama
"Oh, Fry. I love you more than the moon and the stars and the..."
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"Massive corn clog in port seven."
Futurama
"- Are you the last copy of me? - Yes."
Futurama
"That and the largest gold nugget in the world... one mile in diameter."
Futurama
"and not just what you've seen in movies, genre-straddling lawyer shows..."
Futurama
"you'll blank out that robot."
Futurama
"Mmm! Boy!"
Futurama
"The second one. Prepare to enter..."
Futurama
"a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident."
Futurama
"A casino where I'm winning?"
Futurama
"I must really be... in hell!"
Futurama
"No, Mr. Smith, you're not in heaven or hell."
Futurama
"You're on an airplane."
Futurama
"There's a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!"
Futurama
"No! Eva Braun, help me!"
Futurama
"a big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow..."
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"plus some new ones that were so beautiful..."
Futurama
"They have a college kid wear that to attract customers."
Futurama
"Well, I don't care if it was just some dork in a costume."
Futurama
"For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation..."
Futurama
"and it was one with my own."
Futurama
"- Big deal. - We all feel like that all the time..."
Futurama
"but you don't hear us gassin' on about it."
Futurama
"Here you are in the year 3000 or so..."
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"yet you just sit around like it's the boring time I came from."
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""Boring"? Wasn't that the period when they cracked the human genome..."
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"and boy bands roamed the earth?"
Futurama
"Why aren't we out doing everything I ever dreamed of?"
Futurama
"Let's take the rest of the morning off..."
Futurama
"and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do."
Futurama
"So's your fantasies has always been to destroys a planet, huh?"
Futurama
"Yeah. What did they ever do for me?"
Futurama
"Wow. The most humdrum activities seem almost exciting through your eyes."
Futurama
"- What should we do next? - I wanna see the edge of the universe."
Futurama
"It's funny. You live in the universe..."
Futurama
"There it is, the edge of the universe."
Futurama
"Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough."
Futurama
"I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me."
Futurama
"Let's move on to Fry's next fantasy."
Futurama
"Whoo-hoo! Whoopee!"
Futurama
"- Mommy? Why is that man like that? - Don't look at him."
Futurama
"That was fun. Let's give him a treat."
Futurama
"Keep your palms flat."
Futurama
"The tongue tickles."
Futurama
"I've only got two fantasies left..."
Futurama
"to be invisible in a chocolate factory..."
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"I could pound your head till you think that's what happened."
Futurama
"It is actually possible to meet any celebrity you want."
Futurama
""Download a celebrity from the Internet. ""
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"- What part of that do I understand? - It's simple."
Futurama
"You can download a celebrity's personality and appearance into a blank robot."
Futurama
"Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that."
Futurama
"Onto the Internet you go."
Futurama
"Oh, and while you're there, pick me up a few credit card numbers."
Futurama
"No way. Kirk could kick Picard's ass."
Futurama
"- What? You take that back! - Ooh, eBay."
Futurama
"So where's the celebrity dating place?"
Futurama
"- Can I interest you in Gwyneth Paltrow? - Nah."
Futurama
"Mm, I'd prefer someone from the era of shaved underarms."
Futurama
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