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Clips from Futurama - I Dated a Robot (S03E03)

"- Nah, nothin' like that, although we do have Lucy Liu."
Futurama
"Only woman to be named People magazine's "Sexiest Woman of the Year" twice..."
Futurama
"Philip J. Fry."
Futurama
"Well, duh. She's programmed to like you."
Futurama
"But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 21 st century."
Futurama
"She's more than just a piece of software."
Futurama
"So, uh, what do you feel like doing?"
Futurama
"- People need to know about the... - can eat more."
Futurama
"- You. - You."
Futurama
"Humans dating robots is sick."
Futurama
"You people wonder why I'm still single?"
Futurama
"Bender, this is Fry's decision."
Futurama
"And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life."
Futurama
"You've got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!"
Futurama
"He never saw the propaganda film."
Futurama
"Ordinary human dating."
Futurama
"there is no purpose, only enjoyment."
Futurama
"Neato! A Marilyn Monroebot."
Futurama
"Oh, you're a real dreamboat..."
Futurama
"Billy, do you want to walk your dog?"
Futurama
"Billy, do you wanna get a paper route..."
Futurama
"Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street."
Futurama
"to make money with his paper route."
Futurama
"Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later."
Futurama
"Now let's skip forward 80 years into the future."
Futurama
"Where's Billy?"
Futurama
"Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?"
Futurama
"Did that make any impression on you, Fry? Fry?"
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"What is the world comin'to?"
Futurama
"That Fry's a sicko pervert, I tell ya."
Futurama
"- You stifle, Bender. - Hooray!"
Futurama
"Finally, you're standing up to him."
Futurama
"We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay."
Futurama
"It's time to shut down nappster. Com."
Futurama
"- Listen, you fat Internet nerd. - Listening."
Futurama
"Your company promotes wrong love."
Futurama
"If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw."
Futurama
"Yeah. You can't shut us down."
Futurama
"The Internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas."
Futurama
"- We've done nothing wrong. - Help! I'm being held prisoner!"
Futurama
"No! Stay out. There's a... a guy goin' for the Tetris world record in there."
Futurama
"The real Lucy Liu, the one you can see a movie of in the popcorn stadium."
Futurama
"So what's your problem?"
Futurama
"Those sweaty nerds are making illegal copies of us."
Futurama
"Open this door!"
Futurama
"Don't make me call the maintenance guy."
Futurama
"Move, people! Move!"
Futurama
"Please pick me up before you go-go."
Futurama
"Oh, we're doomed!"
Futurama
"They got the head. They uncovered the sign."
Futurama
"Soon the whole world will learn we're cyber criminals."
Futurama
"And we would've gotten away with it..."
Futurama
"We'll stop them."
Futurama
"Hand me that backup disk."
Futurama
"Mmm. Quite a masculine piece of metal, aren't you?"
Futurama
"If you're thinkin' of crossing the line with Bender, you can forget it."
Futurama
"- Bender don't bend that way. - Hey, look."
Futurama
"All right, Liu..."
Futurama
"time to kick your frosty, well-toned ass."
Futurama
"Then along came Bender."
Futurama
"You're like Jackie Chan before he got all doughy."
Futurama
"I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior."
Futurama
"It has a vampire and an explosion."
Futurama
"Mmm!"
Futurama
"Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu are destroying the city."
Futurama
"- Is yours acting normally? - Let me see."
Futurama
"Yep. Why do you ask?"
Futurama
"Oh, no! They're forming a human pyramid... of robots."
Futurama
"At least we've got food."
Futurama
"- Dr. Zoidberg, cut open that bag. - Hooray!"
Futurama
"Life was bad, but now it's good forever."
Futurama
"Lucy Liubot, if I don't survive the corn..."
Futurama
"Poetic image number 37 not found."
Futurama
"What are you doing, darling? Get down!"
Futurama
"- Erase her, Fry. - What? No!"
Futurama
"And in the end, that's all I really have."
Futurama
"If you love the real Lucy Liu..."
Futurama
"and kiss-ass articles in People magazine..."
Futurama
"Hug me, Liubot."
Futurama
"I'll always remember you, Fry."
Futurama
"but at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore."
Futurama
"Uh-huh."
Futurama
"And I guess now maybe I can get to know the real Lucy Liu."
Futurama
"Yeah, at our wedding."
Futurama
"It's true. Bender and I are in love."
Futurama
"- But... But... - Don't be a prude, Fry."
Futurama
"You're entering a realm which is unusual."
Futurama
"A casino where I always win? That's boring."
Futurama
"- Was it out in front of Discount Shoe Outlet? - Yeah."
Futurama
"Yeah, but now it's the distant future."
Futurama
"- Hey, you know what might be a hoot? - No. Why would I know that?"
Futurama
"Yee-haw!"
Futurama
"Yes, it's been quite an hour and a half."
Futurama
"- Okay. - Wait. Hold on."
Futurama
"Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?"
Futurama
"Let's just put a blank robot in the drive."
Futurama
"It worked!"
Futurama
"It worked perfectly!"
Futurama
"Are you just gonna stare vacantly at her and not say anything?"
Futurama
"Would you like to take a moment to register me?"
Futurama
"Uh, not right now."
Futurama
"- Would you like to take a moment to register me? - I said later."
Futurama
"My personality is mathematically derived from my movies..."
Futurama
"- You. - You."
Futurama
"It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are datin' humans."
Futurama
"That's an awfully long way to go for makin' out."
Futurama
"Did you notice what went wrong in that scene?"
Futurama
"Ordinarily, Billy would work hard..."
Futurama
"And where are the biochemists?"
Futurama
"They're trapped, trapped in the soft, viselike grip of robot lips."
Futurama
"Farewell."
Futurama
"But Fry's our friend, Bender."
Futurama
"Oh, shucks. I wasn't afraid of that robot."
Futurama
"This is the best movie I've ever seen."
Futurama
"- It's ticking. - I have to, Alex."
Futurama
"- Fry. - Aw, you guys came to watch me make out."
Futurama
"Sorry, ladies. Employees only."
Futurama
"A dangerous mistake to make."
Futurama
"You saved us."
Futurama
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