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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (S02E02)

"All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes."
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"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure!"
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"Days of our Lives picked up my option!"
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"The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know"
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"...so you could watch TV with your feet up."
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"No, they were chair-shaped cows."
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"This screen is amazing. Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size."
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"You know, pretty much the usual."
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"So I'll see you tonight?"
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"Tonight?"
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"Hello?"
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"Obviously you know Barbara and I split up..."
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"Two larges, extra cheese on both."
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"I'll cancel the sodas."
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"But they're so dull! They're all ophthalmologists."
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"You're an ophthalmologist."
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"- You see? - I tell you what."
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"Who needs glasses?"
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"You are so smitten."
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"- You should ask him out. - Dr. Burke?"
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"He's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me."
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"- Didn't you just get your eyes checked? - Yeah, but you know..."
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"...27 is..."
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"...a dangerous eye age."
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"I told you there'd be subtitles."
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"I mean, it's you."
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"Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt."
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"I was thinking about when they were there the last time."
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"I won't laugh anymore. Put your hands back there."
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"- Touch it. - No."
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"You've got a Cheeto on your face, man."
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"Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?"
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"We gonna set a clock on this scene."
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"So how'd it go?"
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"...and right and..."
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"There's no need to make it up"
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"And then maybe going back to my place..."
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"Would you get us a couple of beers?"
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"Look down."
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"Goodbye."
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"You guys are so pathetic."
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"Oh, Xanadu!"
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"She's one of us now."
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"Stop sending food to our apartment!"
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"Why are you dressed up?"
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"You're not the only one with a date."
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"Come on, what's his name?"
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"Come on, tell me."
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"I promise. What?"
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"- It's Richard Burke. - Who's Richard Burke?"
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"You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why..."
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"...a brother to Dad."
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"Oh, God! Absolutely!"
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"...and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here."
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"No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect."
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"Clearly, they don't have a place to plug in."
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"I'm sorry this is taking so long."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Wow! Is that Michelle? - Yep."
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"- I thought she just had one. - No, no. Henry's almost 2."
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"In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still..."
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"You're a grandpa."
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"Are we nuts here?"
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"I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you."
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"So maybe we should just..."
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"This really sucks."
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"- Pizza delivery! - Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys!"
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"Come on."
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"What are we doing?"
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"...sit."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You were worth the wait."
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"And I don't just mean tonight."
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"Honey?"
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"Thank God!"
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"I can't believe I'm waking up next to you."
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"Is that the fire alarm?"
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"- Cool. - Yeah, yeah. Cool!"
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"No peeking. No peeking!"
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"Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen."
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"So which one is mine?"
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"Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want!"
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"Not that one."
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"Oh, yeah! That's the stuff."
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"Do we dare?"
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"I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice..."
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"Hey, you."
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"Sun shining, birds chirping."
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"Really? Mine too."
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"Hey, cool! Mine too!"
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"- What's tonight? - Our first official date."
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"Our first date."
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"Hi."
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"- Any of that trigger anything? - Oh, God, Monica. I forgot!"
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"This is our first date."
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"- Yes, but my mom got me this job. - I can be a waitress!"
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"Thank you, thank you. See? Phoebe! Phoebe!"
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"Really, Pheebs? You'd have to be an actual waitress."
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"This can't be like your "I can be a bear cub" thing."
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"I can be a waitress. Okay, watch this."
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"Give me two number ones, 86 the bacon..."
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"It's James Bond!"
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"- Sorry we're late. - That's okay. Come on in."
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"Dr. Burke, it's me."
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"My God! You used to be so..."
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"I mean, you've You must have lost like..."
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"Thank you."
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"This is Phoebe. She'll be helping me."
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"- So how you been? - Great. How have you been?"
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"The head tilt?"
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"Since the divorce, everybody asks how I am..."
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"...with a sympathetic head tilt. "How you doing? You okay?""
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"It's fine. Believe me, I do it too."
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"I always answer with the "I'm okay" head bob. "I'm okay.""
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""Yeah, I'm fine.""
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"I gotta set up the music. I got a new CD changer."
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"Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change."
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"...don't ring the buzzer for 19."
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"Ring 20. Geller/Greene."
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"They'll let you in, okay?"
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