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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (S02E02)

"Okay, thanks."
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"What if we have to pee?"
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"Because my parents wanted me to be. I wanted to be a sheriff."
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"That's funny. Cadillac, cataract. I get it."
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"I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency."
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"Hey, want to see them go nuts?"
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"Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten."
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"Not never."
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"I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment."
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"They are peeking teams to play my discreption, help me."
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"...hard to follow."
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"I know."
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"I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date."
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"Honey, I'm just checking."
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"- Monica? - Mon?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's just, when you moved your hands down to my butt..."
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"...it was, like, "Whoa! Ross' hands are on my butt!""
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"And that's funny. Why?"
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"I'm sorry. I guess I'm just nervous."
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"You know, it's us."
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"Well, I know it's big. I just didn't know it was ha-ha big."
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"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, look! I promise."
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"No, see, now I can't."
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"- I feel self-conscious. - Come on, touch my butt."
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"Just one cheek"
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"The moment's gone."
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"- I'll back up into your hands. - That's romantic."
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"- Oh, come on, squeeze it. - No!"
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"Rub it?"
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"Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass?"
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"Wow! Look at that! The car is on fire..."
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"...is protected by the Miracle Wax."
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"That was 14 hours ago."
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"Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl..."
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"...and she started laughing?"
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"But it was 1982..."
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"...and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin."
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"She laughed at you?"
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"It could be worse, could be naked."
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"I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing."
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"And I just want it to be perfect..."
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"Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint?"
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"Hi, you guys."
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"Listen, I was thinking about..."
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"Can you guys speak up?"
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"It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice."
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"I'm sorry about last night. I really want to make it up to you."
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"That sounds..."
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"What's this?"
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"Look up."
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"Now, open your eyes and look down."
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"That's right."
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"Look into the light."
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"Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes."
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"In my head."
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"- It was great to see you. - You too."
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"You too."
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"Drops!"
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"Here, they're free."
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"Yeah, I'll see you later."
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"We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs."
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"You should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people."
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"No. Inside good."
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"We just wanted to stop by and say good night."
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"All right, you guys. I'm taking off my shirt."
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"She's lying."
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"- What? You have a date? Who with? - No one."
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"Nothing."
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"All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay?"
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"So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental."
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"Dr. Burke?"
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"...should that bother me?"
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"I love that man. He's like a..."
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"He is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with."
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"Dr. Burke is sexy?"
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"It's the museum again. Can I?"
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"When I was 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house..."
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"- Oh, you are so lucky! - I know."
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"Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display."
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"Well, maybe he was nervous."
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"Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots?"
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"Why don't they just give him a microwave?"
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"It's longer than I expected. We will have dinner."
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"I've not seen her since high-school graduation."
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"Oh, my God, that night she got so dru"
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"Emotional."
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"And he's talking and everything. Here."
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"I don't know. Maybe."
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"I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in."
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"Wow."
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"We don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?"
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"No, there's no rush or anything."
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"I'm done."
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"I'm sorry. Why don't we find someplace else?"
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"It's late. Everything will be closed. We'll do it another night."
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"No, no, we won't."
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"We won't?"
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"- Do you want Cranapple or Cran-Grape? - Grape."
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"Billions of years ago, Earth was only"
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"Well, you see that little cluster of stars next to the big one?"
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"That is Ursa Major."
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"- Really? - No idea. It could be."
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"Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"You're not laughing."
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"This time it's not so funny."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, no. You just rolled over the juice box."
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"Hey, you."
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"I know. It is pretty unbel"
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"It's not warm yet. We still have time."
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"All right. Open your eyes!"
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"We dare."
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"They never would have survived in the wild."
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"How was your day?"
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"I gotta get to the museum."
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"You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing?"
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"...one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them!"
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"I'm sorry."
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