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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror (S03E03)

"Come in."
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"Ah... mr. ford, isn't it?"
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"That's right."
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"How do you do, mr., uh..."
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"Oh, I wondered whether you'd like to contribute"
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"To the orphan's home."
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"Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but actually"
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"Here at slater nazi we are quite keen to get into orphans"
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"You know, developing market and all that."
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"What sort of sum did you have in mind?"
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"Well... uh... you're a rich man."
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"Yes, I am, yes, yes... very, very rich."
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"Quite phenomenally wealthy."
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"Yes, I do... I do own the most startling quantities of cash."
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"Yes, quite right."
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"We could do with someone like you"
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"To feed the pantomime horse."
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"Very smart."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"I'm very, very, very, very, very, very"
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"Very, very, very rich."
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"A pound... yes, I see."
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"Now, this loan would be secured by..."
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"It's not... it's not a loan, sir."
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"What?"
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"It's not a loan."
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"Ah..."
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"You get one of these, sir."
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"A bit small for a share certificate, isn't it?"
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"Look, I think I'd better run this over"
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"If you could possibly pop back on friday..."
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"Do you have to do that?"
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"Couldn't you just give me the pound?"
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"It's for the orphans."
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"Yes?"
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"It's a gift."
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"A what?"
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"A gift."
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"Oh, a gift!"
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"A tax dodge."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"No?"
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"Well, I'm awfully sorry."
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"I don't understand."
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"Can you just explain exactly what you want?"
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"Well, I want you to give me a pound"
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"And then I go away"
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"And give it to the orphans."
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"Yes?"
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"Well, that's it."
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"No, no, no, I don't follow this at all."
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"I mean, I don't want to seem stupid"
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"But it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal."
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"Yes, you are."
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"I am."
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"Well, what is my incentive to give you the pound?"
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"Well, the incentive is to make the orphans happy."
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"Happy?"
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"Yes, lots of people give me money."
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"What, just like that?"
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"Yes."
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"Must be sick."
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"No, I just go up to them in the street and ask."
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"That's the most exciting new idea"
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"It's so simple it's brilliant."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"You gave me the idea"
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"Before I'd given you the pound."
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"Isn't it?"
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"Nice to do business with you."
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"The pantomime horses, please?"
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"Now, I've asked you..."
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"Now, I've asked you..."
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"Now, I've asked you in here"
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"To see me this morning"
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"Because I'm afraid"
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"I'm very sorry, but the present rationalization of this firm"
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"Makes it inevitable that we hive one of you off."
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"Now, you may think that this is very harsh behavior"
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"But let me tell you that our management consultants"
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"Actually queried the necessity"
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"For us to employ a pantomime horse at all."
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"And so the decision has to be made which one of you is to go."
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"How many years have you been with this firm?"
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"Trigger?"
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"I see... well, it's a difficult decision"
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"But in accordance with our traditional principles"
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"Of free enterprise and healthy competition"
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"I'm going to ask the two of you to fight to the death for it."
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"In the hard and unrelenting world of nature"
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"The ceaseless struggle for survival continues."
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"Here in a colony of sea lions, we see a huge bull sea lion"
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"Who is attempting to intrude on his harem."
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"This pattern of aggressive behavior"
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"Is typical of these documentaries."
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"Here we see two limpets"
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"Locked in a life-or-death struggle for territory."
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"The huge bull limpet, enraged by the rock"
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"Endeavors to encircle its sprightly opponent."
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"Here we see an ant."
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"This ant is engaged in a life- or-death struggle with the wolf."
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"You can see the ant creeping up on the wolf on all sixes."
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"Now he stops to observe."
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"Satisfied that the wolf has not heard him, he approaches nearer."
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"With great skill, he chooses his moment"
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"And then, quick as a limpet"
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"With one mighty bound, buries his fangs in the wolf's neck."
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"The wolf struggles to no avail."
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"Because the timber ant has such a tiny mouth."
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"Engaged in a life-or-death struggle with peter scott."
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"They are engaged in a bitter punch-up over repeat fees"
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"On the overseas sales of their nature documentaries."
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"This is typical of the harsh and bitchy world"
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"Of television features."
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"Here we see a honeybear"
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"Not engaged in a life-or-death struggle about anything."
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"And consequently bad television."
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"Here we see a pantomime horse."
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"It is engaged in a life-or-death struggle"
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"For a job with a merchant bank."
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