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Clips from Scrubs - My Super Ego (S01E01)

"I've been nailing rounds. I'm starting to separate myself from the pack."
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"It's good to be the king."
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"You know, it's OK to be impressed by me. Most girls are."
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"For me, that guy was Nick Murdoch."
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"So that's the guy who wants to take me down."
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"He was born John Dorian but he was simply known as JD:"
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"doctor, friend, lover."
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"The other night at a restaurant this guy starts choking."
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"They asked if anyone was a doctor. I didn't even move."
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"I still feel like I'm seven years old playing MASH with my older brother."
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"I don't want to be Hot Lips again."
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"I don't talk to my brother much."
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"Food was good, though."
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"- What's with the smile? - This whole big bad wolf thing,"
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"Neato! Now whaddya want? A tip?"
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"I could do this with my eyes closed."
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"Nice, clean cut. Good."
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"- Did you nick the colon? - No."
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"Cut the music."
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"I wouldn't know what to do even if I was interested."
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"He's so nice, he probably would've helped me."
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"Come on! I know you can do it! Come on! Come on!"
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"My God, I'm drawing a..."
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"Please, like he knows me."
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"Right you are, Dr Dorian."
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"I don't know where that smell came from."
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"Yeah, sure. Congratulations. Now, go."
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"Mission accomplished."
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"Dr Cox, I was wondering if I could co-write that case report with you."
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"Newbie à Newbie. Too bad it can't be a fight to the death."
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"You flipped a coin in your head?"
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"No. It's just that, right now, he's better at internal medicine than you."
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"OK, insult me, like you always do."
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"- Yet you continue to eat chilli. - Dude, I'm taking the cheese off."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"But me, I'm, like, all up in here."
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"Everyone's finally coming around to my way of thinking about Nick."
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"You're right, he definitely has a cute little butt."
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"Who cares? Everybody's got a cute butt. I have a cute butt."
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"Don't I look OK? You know?"
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"You know? I'm fine. As a matter of fact..."
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"My hospital, my rules!"
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"So you see, sir, the poor attendance is my fault. And my fault only."
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"Paging Dr Martyr..."
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"- What the hell was that guy... - Way to go, man."
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"Nick, that was amazing."
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"The hospital starts to seem like a whole different place."
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"After 25 minutes, the only way I could know what you mean more"
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"is if you wrote ''My boyfriend doesn't open up to me'' on a mallet"
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"- I'm sorry, what were we doing? - That's why no one likes you."
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"No one would ever know."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I have to..."
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"I'm single."
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"- But I will before you go home. - Works for me."
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"No problem. Give him Ceftazidime one gram IV."
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"- How do you stay positive? - I don't let the bad stuff in."
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"Try not to get too overwhelmed."
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"Call me tonight when you get my message."
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"Make sure you're good on potassium."
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"I dropped the first three letters,"
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"made a doody joke."
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"So you had stage fright. No big deal. Happened to me once."
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"I'd be more than glad to tell you what a lot of doctors do to relieve the stress."
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"Lowers the heart rate, releases endorphins. Basic physiology."
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"OK, you almost had me."
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"No."
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"Nobody hurts Carla and gets away with it."
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"Kelso's talk helped me figure out what I had to do."
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"This belongs to you."
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"Nick, I got the results back from the..."
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"Nick?"
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"Anyway... Here."
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"Friday, when you had people over, you locked yourself in your room"
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"Sure. You know, Elliot's not gonna let herself be overwhelmed any more."
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"She's been drinking."
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"I remember the pressure being so insane,"
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"Does that...help?"
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"Like a big hug with words."
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"Just cos a guy has problems expressing himself,"
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"It's not even funny. It's mind-boggling, quite frankly."
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"Are you all right?"
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"That kid is eventually gonna die."
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"Whether it's today or tomorrow."
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"There's nothing I can do. Nothing works."
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"His parents wanna talk to me. What am I supposed to say?"
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"It's not fair. I hate this place, this job."
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"I'm done. I'm done."
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"or letting yourself feel overwhelmed,"
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"any way you can."
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"- Am I stupid? - Yeah, a little bit."
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"Damn him!"
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"Let's start off with a toughie. Who can tell me...?"
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"The last few weeks, an amazing thing has happened."
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"Looks like a break in the ulna, right there."
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"The problem with reaching the top is, sooner or later,"
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"Well, the gurney adds drama."
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"You're not getting surgery but chicks dig scars so I'm gonna give you one."
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"No problem, give him Prednisone..."
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"sees me staring at him..."
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"That's the stud right there. That's where you'd..."
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"Gosh, can you believe we're doctors?"
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"Shut up and kiss Frank."
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"What you doing? Don't connect with him."
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"What happened to that guy?"
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"Eventually I remembered I was a doctor."
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"Don't laugh. Don't laugh!"
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"Damn!"
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"Get out. Go, go!"
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"I'm not sure I agree."
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"I mean, I don't know. I... I don't think so. Did I?"
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"You know, I kinda had a date last night."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"A guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder."
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"- You slut. - Yeah."
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"That's gross. Why did I say that? I shouldn't talk to people."
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"Did he look back? Why doesn't he like me?"
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"I can't believe I already blew it."
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"Come on, JD, you're not closing the windpipe. Put more pressure down here."
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"Someone tell me what this patient's rash is."
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"- It's Erythema Migrans. - Why don't you answer it?"
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