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Clips from Futurama (1999) - Comedy (S07E07)

I did accept it. For 40 years!

"I did accept it. For 40 years!"

Futurama (1999)

Uh. . .

"Uh. . ."

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You're having a little lovers' quarrel,

"You're having a little lovers' quarrel,"

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You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru.

"You know, the rents are a lot more reasonable in Peru."

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I don't really have any use for these,

"I don't really have any use for these,"

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Kif, just trust me for once.

"Kif, just trust me for once."

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I don't know where most of her is,

"I don't know where most of her is,"

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Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt?

"Did you know he wears a velour man-skirt?"

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Although he did say I'm a better kisser.

"Although he did say I'm a better kisser."

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He's just doing this to get to me.

"He's just doing this to get to me."

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Your mom won't see Zapp much.

"Your mom won't see Zapp much."

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Who is it, Mouth Mutant?

"Who is it, Mouth Mutant?"

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It's time to get on with your life.

"It's time to get on with your life."

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I don't know. Would you come, too, sweetie?

"I don't know. Would you come, too, sweetie?"

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I'm not too old to enjoy hot sex with Zapp.

"I'm not too old to enjoy hot sex with Zapp."

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Sex with Zapp!

"Sex with Zapp!"

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Kif, I'm bored. What say you go out

"Kif, I'm bored. What say you go out"

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Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse.

"Probably, it'll be a filthy nurse."

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I was riding the El Torito dinner backwash,

"I was riding the El Torito dinner backwash,"

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I can't. Not when I believe with all my heart

"I can't. Not when I believe with all my heart"

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I am? Huh ! Maybe Zapp isn't the only one who's marriage material.

"I am? Huh ! Maybe Zapp isn't the only one who's marriage material."

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I gave you an order.

"I gave you an order."

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Hang on, sweetie!

"Hang on, sweetie!"

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Oh !

"Oh !"

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Hey, guys. Welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary party.

"Hey, guys. Welcome to my parents' 40th anniversary party."

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I'm bored. Let's drink.

"I'm bored. Let's drink."

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Wow, what a turnout.

"Wow, what a turnout."

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It's great to see so many happy smiles,

"It's great to see so many happy smiles,"

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most of them on Mouth Mutant.

"most of them on Mouth Mutant."

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Hey-o!

"Hey-o!"

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But let me just say, for 40 years,

"But let me just say, for 40 years,"

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my beautiful wife Munda has been by my side,

"my beautiful wife Munda has been by my side,"

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even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish.

"even that year my side mutated into some kind of venomous radish."

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And, Morris, I fell in love with your honesty and humility.

"And, Morris, I fell in love with your honesty and humility."

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And those things never mutated.

"And those things never mutated."

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Aw!

"Aw!"

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Aw!

"Aw!"

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Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain,

"Now, if you'll direct your attention to this moldy shower curtain,"

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I've prepared a video tribute to the happy couple.

"I've prepared a video tribute to the happy couple."

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In their 40 years together,

"In their 40 years together,"

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my parents have been through so much.

"my parents have been through so much."

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Well, not that much, actually,

"Well, not that much, actually,"

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since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year.

"since mutants weren't allowed to leave the sewers until last year."

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Like anyone wants to leave the sewer. Am I right?

"Like anyone wants to leave the sewer. Am I right?"

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Shush, Morris.

"Shush, Morris."

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So, how did it all begin?

"So, how did it all begin?"

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The unlikely lovebirds met at Brown University.

"The unlikely lovebirds met at Brown University."

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She, a brilliant exolinguistics major,

"She, a brilliant exolinguistics major,"

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he, a laid-back sewer surfer

"he, a laid-back sewer surfer"

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who didn't even know the meaning of "exolinguistics."

"who didn't even know the meaning of "exolinguistics.""

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I still have no idea.

"I still have no idea."

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I've been telling you for 40 years,

"I've been telling you for 40 years,"

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it's the study of alien languages.

"it's the study of alien languages."

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Why can't you listen?

"Why can't you listen?"

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Oh, sugar lump,

"Oh, sugar lump,"

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I hear you when you actually say something important.

"I hear you when you actually say something important."

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But sometimes opposites attract,

"But sometimes opposites attract,"

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and like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant,

"and like the fairy tale of face mutant and butt mutant,"

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the love of Munda and Morris has grown stronger every day.

"the love of Munda and Morris has grown stronger every day."

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"Something important"?

""Something important"?"

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Exolinguistics was my passion.

"Exolinguistics was my passion."

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Until I gave it up to go into the lucrative pot-roast-making field.

"Until I gave it up to go into the lucrative pot-roast-making field."

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Pot-roast-burning.

"Pot-roast-burning."

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I never got why you studied that alien junk anyway.

"I never got why you studied that alien junk anyway."

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We can't even see the stars down here in the sewer.

"We can't even see the stars down here in the sewer."

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Why can't you accept that?

"Why can't you accept that?"

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But now we're free to go up there.

"But now we're free to go up there."

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I could be in space seeing things I've only dreamed about,

"I could be in space seeing things I've only dreamed about,"

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if it weren't for you !

"if it weren't for you !"

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Okay, everybody, thanks for coming.

"Okay, everybody, thanks for coming."

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I had dreams, too!

"I had dreams, too!"

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I was going to surf the world's sewers,

"I was going to surf the world's sewers,"

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but I happily gave it up for you. Happily!

"but I happily gave it up for you. Happily!"

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I just want a little more out of life.

"I just want a little more out of life."

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But no, you don't want to go into space because you're too afraid.

"But no, you don't want to go into space because you're too afraid."

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You bet I'm afraid. You want to go? Go!

"You bet I'm afraid. You want to go? Go!"

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Get your head knocked off by a meteorite.

"Get your head knocked off by a meteorite."

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Okay, take a deep breath.

"Okay, take a deep breath."

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but I'm sure you'll work everything. . .

"but I'm sure you'll work everything. . ."

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Divorce is final.

"Divorce is final."

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Don't worry. I'm only going to stay with you

"Don't worry. I'm only going to stay with you"

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until a vacancy opens up on this floor.

"until a vacancy opens up on this floor."

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Come on, Leela, let's go out.

"Come on, Leela, let's go out."

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After 40 years, I want to see the world.

"After 40 years, I want to see the world."

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What the heck? You want to go out? Let's really go out.

"What the heck? You want to go out? Let's really go out."

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Dance, slave, dance.

"Dance, slave, dance."

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Well, I lost two straight hands to the Borax Kid.

"Well, I lost two straight hands to the Borax Kid."

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but you can't have them back. Ladies.

"but you can't have them back. Ladies."

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Imagine. Me, a girl from the sewer

"Imagine. Me, a girl from the sewer"

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meeting a man made entirely of detergent.

"meeting a man made entirely of detergent."

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And look over there!

"And look over there!"

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It's Zapp Brannigan, the famous space captain.

"It's Zapp Brannigan, the famous space captain."

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Hey, I have an idea.

"Hey, I have an idea."

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Let's look in a different direction at something else.

"Let's look in a different direction at something else."

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You go ahead, dear.

"You go ahead, dear."

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I wonder what Captain Brannigan's doing with those Carcarons.

"I wonder what Captain Brannigan's doing with those Carcarons."

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Now, regarding this peace treaty, Admiral Chu.

"Now, regarding this peace treaty, Admiral Chu."

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That's a napkin dispenser, sir.

"That's a napkin dispenser, sir."

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This is the universal translator.

"This is the universal translator."

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Whatever.

"Whatever."

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Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us,

"Now, Admiral, in exchange for your promise not to attack us,"

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we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.

"we will grant you exclusive fishing rights in Supernova Scotia."

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Well, okay.

"Well, okay."

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Excellent. We'll meet aboard my ship in one month

"Excellent. We'll meet aboard my ship in one month"

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to sign the Treaty of Table Seven.

"to sign the Treaty of Table Seven."

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Table Seven?

"Table Seven?"

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Now, watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coupe

"Now, watch, Kif, as I score a diplomatic coupe"

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by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue.

"by congratulating the Admiral in his native tongue."

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Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us.

"Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us."

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I beg you, just use the translator.

"I beg you, just use the translator."

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I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna.

"I'd like to spank your sister with a slice of bologna."

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Oops!

"Oops!"

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It's the Battle of Paco's Tacos all over again.

"It's the Battle of Paco's Tacos all over again."

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Mom, what are you doing?

"Mom, what are you doing?"

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What I was trained to do.

"What I was trained to do."

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What did you say to them?

"What did you say to them?"

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Eh. . . Just that Captain Brannigan confused the word for "congratulations"

"Eh. . . Just that Captain Brannigan confused the word for "congratulations""

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with the word for "spank your sister with bologna."

"with the word for "spank your sister with bologna.""

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Nicely squawked, madam.

"Nicely squawked, madam."

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Leela, you never told me you had a mother.

"Leela, you never told me you had a mother."

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