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Clips from Short Cuts (1993)

"Betty? No. No."
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"Hi. - I'd like to order a birthday cake."
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"What's that say? Happy Birthday, Casey?"
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"And is that supposed to be a baseball bat? - Hi, Mrs. Schwarzmeier."
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"Yes, that's a baseball bat. I don't draw very well."
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"He's, um, he's starting Little League, so we're real excited."
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"Hey. Casey. What's up?"
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"Come on, Joe! - Hey! Heads up!"
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"Come on. We're ahead too. - Let's go."
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"Paul Grossman got me more than $1 million."
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"Call me. Paul Grossman. I'll be your attorney, too."
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"Call toll-free. We'll come to your home or office anywhere in California."
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"What's the door doing standing wide open?"
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"Hey, you... you hungry, honey?"
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"You'd better give that back. Some doctor's gonna be looking for it."
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"Stole a London broil thick and lean...'"
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"Short enough so I can see every inch of your ass. How'd that be?"
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"We just wanna talk about the Earl."
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"How 'bout cops, baby?"
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"What happened?"
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"That's half my supply."
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"Well, I don't think it's gonna rain."
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"What are you doing home, honey? Why aren't you at school?"
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"I got hit in the back and knocked down hard."
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"I hit this little kid with my car."
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"Oh... - He didn't get hurt. He was okay."
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"Okay. All right. I just don't wanna get sued."
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"I'm glad somebody's luck's holdin' out."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me. Howard? You have a phone call."
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"Yeah? Casey got hit by a car."
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"and tell me exactly what happened."
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"Well, I put him in bed, and..."
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"I don't know! I came home and he was here."
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"No. No, you wake him up..."
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"Um, just hang up the phone. I'll call you right back. Okay?"
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"Casey?"
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"Casey, Daddy's coming home."
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"Fortunately, most are harmless."
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"Look, maybe I'm just sick and tired of watching you show off your ass at work."
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"You want me out of here? You got it."
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"Okay. Watch me go, baby."
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"Don't you talk to me like that. And don't you come back here."
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"Let's go. - Give me that."
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"You changed the lock. Happy birthday!"
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"Look at this helicopter I got! Isn't it neat? - Cool! Come on. Make a wish and blow."
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"And there's a net to catch the Planeteers in it."
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"It's really neat. And there's Verminous Skumm inside."
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"Wait till you discover..."
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"the rest of my surprises! Ohh!"
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"Make sure they do the neuro checks every half hour."
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"He may be waking up soon. You'll wanna be here when he does."
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"You never know with these things. I just..."
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"I hope you don't have to put too much chlorine in."
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"The pool's around the back."
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"Excuse me."
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"Oh, on the... on the, uh... on..."
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"Yeah? Well,"
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"I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I think it's on its last legs."
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"So, Ace, what's up tonight? - I don't know. What do you wanna do?"
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"Jean, huh?"
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"Jean."
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"Well, who's she?"
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"Phone number, ma'am? - 504-0361."
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"You have children? - No, ma'am."
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"With the Planeteers out of our way..."
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"Bandini is the word for fertilizer."
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"Oh, my God! Chad, what are you doing here?"
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"Something came up. - Yeah."
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"I'll bet it did."
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"I'll bet something came up."
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"He said we'll have to do it some other time."
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"Hey."
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"She's 18, she's got a body to kill for, beautiful face, and she asked me..."
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"I'm not whispering. I'm just... I'm... I'm throaty. I'm excited."
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"Oh! It was amazing. What do you think about that, man?"
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"Jerry? Kaiser?"
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"You don't sound like you're... What are you doing, waiting for some rich dame..."
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"Come here a second."
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"Gordon, get over here!"
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"Look at that. Jesus!"
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"Who do you think it is?"
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"She's dead, isn't she?"
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"I don't think we should touch anything until we call somebody."
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"- We can't just leave her there, can we?"
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"Well, I know what I'm gonna do."
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"Hey, wait... wait a minute!"
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"I'll call you if there's any change."
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"Look, I'll take the number of the pay phone here."
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"Uh, could you bring me some..."
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"Honey, he'll come back when he's ready. Don't worry."
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"Daddy, we can't find Suzy!"
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"We'll get a puppy this time. How's that? - I don't want another dog. I want Suzy!"
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"Still got three fingers in your ass?"
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"I don't think you got 'em tight enough. Snap 'em!"
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"I'm gonna introduce your dick to my tonsils."
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"Sit back down. Joe, now!"
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"Sit down. - I didn't tell you to come!"
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"So tell me, how did it feel?"
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"Next time I'm gonna make you get a Q-Tip with some aftershave..."
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"3:30 Wednesday. Call me, bitch."
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"They're not even gonna know who Suzy is in a week."
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"Sherri, I told you a week and a half ago..."
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"What you should do is, you should go out with the kids..."
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"And now, unfortunately..."
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"I have compromised your safety and the children's safety."
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"Are you happy now?"
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"but I'd say that they're tempered by the..."
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"What are they about?"
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"Thanks. Thank you very much. Bye."
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"Oh. David at the gallery."
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"Is this David at the gallery going to be another Mitchell Anderson in our lives?"
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"I don't know why we're sittin' around here actin'like it was our fault."
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"What do you say about that?"
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"I say we got 2 hours of prime trout time left. That's what we oughta deal with."
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"I say fish now."
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"Suppose the current takes it away."
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"Then it's not our problem."
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"Chad, you know what?"
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"I think that it was really nice that Gene brought us here tonight..."
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"What? - That."
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