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Clips from Short Cuts (1993)

Happy birthday.

"Happy birthday."

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I can't think of anything but you.

"I can't think of anything but you."

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not about the trial. Just you.

"not about the trial. Just you."

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Hello? Mrs. Finnigan, please.

"Hello? Mrs. Finnigan, please."

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Who's this? This is Mr. Bitkower.

"Who's this? This is Mr. Bitkower."

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when I'm calling about your order.

"when I'm calling about your order."

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No, you may not. Whatever it is, just cancel it and stop calling here.

"No, you may not. Whatever it is, just cancel it and stop calling here."

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Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan.

"Your sister? Thought your sister lived in Michigan."

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I don't know what to think, Betty.

"I don't know what to think, Betty."

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What does she do in Tahoe?

"What does she do in Tahoe?"

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Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing.

"Don't try to make me feel guilty about nothing."

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You're making mountains out of molehills.

"You're making mountains out of molehills."

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How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas.

"How about those peas? Let's eat up some of those peas."

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He's too young to remember Bunny, okay?

"He's too young to remember Bunny, okay?"

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Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up.

"Does not remember Bunny. Eat 'em up."

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You boys have obviously not heard of the Joe Robbins legend, have you?

"You boys have obviously not heard of the Joe Robbins legend, have you?"

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No one was laughin'at you. - Go ahead.

"No one was laughin'at you. - Go ahead."

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How you doin'?

"How you doin'?"

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Good.

"Good."

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You wanna keep it down so the lady can sing?

"You wanna keep it down so the lady can sing?"

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Wait.

"Wait."

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♫ Or your sympathy ♫

"♫ Or your sympathy ♫"

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♫ But with $45 ♫

"♫ But with $45 ♫"

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What's, uh... What's all this?

"What's, uh... What's all this?"

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I don't know. Dr. Wyman ordered it.

"I don't know. Dr. Wyman ordered it."

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He'll wake up soon.

"He'll wake up soon."

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I talked to, uh, Bob Winslow. He's in Hawaii.

"I talked to, uh, Bob Winslow. He's in Hawaii."

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He knows what's what. - Good.

"He knows what's what. - Good."

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♫ On Broadway I danced ♫

"♫ On Broadway I danced ♫"

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Oh, God. - Feel her tits?

"Oh, God. - Feel her tits?"

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You know, I just realized...

"You know, I just realized..."

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there's probably a thousand guys in L.A. who'd be ballin' her right now.

"there's probably a thousand guys in L.A. who'd be ballin' her right now."

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I'm sorry. - You scared me.

"I'm sorry. - You scared me."

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What time are your classes, huh? - I'm ditching.

"What time are your classes, huh? - I'm ditching."

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I wanna see you. It's true.

"I wanna see you. It's true."

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You respect their privacy.

"You respect their privacy."

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Their sick, dirty pornography.

"Their sick, dirty pornography."

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That's a rule. That's a rule. - Why? There's no...

"That's a rule. That's a rule. - Why? There's no..."

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It's the only respectful thing to do.

"It's the only respectful thing to do."

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Nah, that wouldn't be right. - Why not?

"Nah, that wouldn't be right. - Why not?"

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'Cause that's not right, Bill.

"'Cause that's not right, Bill."

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But you know we're gonna do the right thing in their bed tonight, right?

"But you know we're gonna do the right thing in their bed tonight, right?"

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Whoo-hoo!

"Whoo-hoo!"

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Come on, baby. Come on!

"Come on, baby. Come on!"

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Wanna get the door? - Mommy, Daddy's here.

"Wanna get the door? - Mommy, Daddy's here."

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Finish. Do what I told you. - Oh, Betty.

"Finish. Do what I told you. - Oh, Betty."

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This house is half mine, you know. - Liar!

"This house is half mine, you know. - Liar!"

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Uh, h-his father is Howard Finnigan, if that helps.

"Uh, h-his father is Howard Finnigan, if that helps."

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Yes. I'll call the head nurse. - Uh... excuse me. Uh, Claire?

"Yes. I'll call the head nurse. - Uh... excuse me. Uh, Claire?"

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Now, I am going to move that egg from this glass...

"Now, I am going to move that egg from this glass..."

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I'm going to show you.

"I'm going to show you."

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Thanks. It's good for bars, but I don't think it's a children's trick.

"Thanks. It's good for bars, but I don't think it's a children's trick."

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The Finnigan boy's in Intensive Care, sir.

"The Finnigan boy's in Intensive Care, sir."

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But I think that's his mother over there. - Oh.

"But I think that's his mother over there. - Oh."

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Claire Kane. Remember? From the concert.

"Claire Kane. Remember? From the concert."

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Um... This is what I do. I'm doing a chil... I'm... I'm a clown.

"Um... This is what I do. I'm doing a chil... I'm... I'm a clown."

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Who's that? - I have no idea.

"Who's that? - I have no idea."

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Oh, good. The girl said that she thought you were...

"Oh, good. The girl said that she thought you were..."

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Do I... Do... - Oh, I'm sorry. Paul Finnigan, huh?

"Do I... Do... - Oh, I'm sorry. Paul Finnigan, huh?"

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Howard's dad.

"Howard's dad."

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Olla filled me in on what was going on around here.

"Olla filled me in on what was going on around here."

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Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. I was gonna come by...

"Yeah. Oh, hey, hey. I was gonna come by..."

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You know, I've never even seen him. You know, uh, Kevin... It's, uh...

"You know, I've never even seen him. You know, uh, Kevin... It's, uh..."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Give it to me! - Honey, put your panties on!

"Give it to me! - Honey, put your panties on!"

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Give it to me! Give it to me!

"Give it to me! Give it to me!"

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Hello? Betty Weathers.

"Hello? Betty Weathers."

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Take it easy with him. - What is it?

"Take it easy with him. - What is it?"

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Yes!

"Yes!"

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That's who your father talked to.

"That's who your father talked to."

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So, when did you talk to him last?

"So, when did you talk to him last?"

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Hi, Dad. - Hey, son. Ah!

"Hi, Dad. - Hey, son. Ah!"

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Casey. - Yeah, the kid. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be fine.

"Casey. - Yeah, the kid. Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be fine."

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So, uh... uh... It's a bit of a surprise seeing...

"So, uh... uh... It's a bit of a surprise seeing..."

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Yeah. - How'd you find us?

"Yeah. - How'd you find us?"

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So, uh, how you been?

"So, uh, how you been?"

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Pretty good.

"Pretty good."

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- Well, at least he came home last night.

"- Well, at least he came home last night."

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- That's more than I can say for the dog.

"- That's more than I can say for the dog."

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Why don't you say something to him?

"Why don't you say something to him?"

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He's a pathological liar.

"He's a pathological liar."

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It's a he. Suzy's a boy.

"It's a he. Suzy's a boy."

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Yeah, yeah. That's... That's what I meant.

"Yeah, yeah. That's... That's what I meant."

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What are you doing home? You're not supposed to be home now.

"What are you doing home? You're not supposed to be home now."

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Oh, we have... we have that thing with the, uh...

"Oh, we have... we have that thing with the, uh..."

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You know, the, uh, the husband and wife?

"You know, the, uh, the husband and wife?"

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Remember? He's going fishing. We're gonna eat his fish.

"Remember? He's going fishing. We're gonna eat his fish."

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Excuse me, Sherri. Um...

"Excuse me, Sherri. Um..."

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Some lemons.

"Some lemons."

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Uh, excuse me. I think... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were asleep.

"Uh, excuse me. I think... Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were asleep."

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Uh, are you the father of that newsman on Channel 9?

"Uh, are you the father of that newsman on Channel 9?"

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and a concussion. - Oh, no.

"and a concussion. - Oh, no."

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Well, he's been operated on twice. - Twice.

"Well, he's been operated on twice. - Twice."

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I don't know. Nobody knows who did it.

"I don't know. Nobody knows who did it."

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he drank every day of his college life.

"he drank every day of his college life."

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He doesn't do it quite as much.

"He doesn't do it quite as much."

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But he's not about to give up drinking.

"But he's not about to give up drinking."

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Hi. - Shh. I'm watching.

"Hi. - Shh. I'm watching."

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Got you something. - Huh?

"Got you something. - Huh?"

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Look. - Oh, cute. Goldfish. Haven't seen those in years.

"Look. - Oh, cute. Goldfish. Haven't seen those in years."

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Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here.

"Jesus. Ma, it smells like a bar in here."

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He gets so mean. Didn't use to.

"He gets so mean. Didn't use to."

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We used to have a good time when we drank.

"We used to have a good time when we drank."

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Mom, what are you doing smoking? You said you quit.

"Mom, what are you doing smoking? You said you quit."

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Well, he's my husband. Don't you forget it.

"Well, he's my husband. Don't you forget it."

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Look at me. He was drunk anyway, and you know it.

"Look at me. He was drunk anyway, and you know it."

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We're addicted to addiction.

"We're addicted to addiction."

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How could you get over that? You couldn't.

"How could you get over that? You couldn't."

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Yeah, but tell me it wasn't worth it. I mean, even four hours of walking is worth this.

"Yeah, but tell me it wasn't worth it. I mean, even four hours of walking is worth this."

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Yeah, but what are we gonna...

"Yeah, but what are we gonna..."

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do about you-know-what?

"do about you-know-what?"

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Okay. Uh, right there, bring it down a little bit. Right on the cantabile. A little bit down.

"Okay. Uh, right there, bring it down a little bit. Right on the cantabile. A little bit down."

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Can we start right at... at... - By the way, how is your mother?

"Can we start right at... at... - By the way, how is your mother?"

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Ah.

"Ah."

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Hello? Howard? - No, this is not Howard.

"Hello? Howard? - No, this is not Howard."

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Is that her tail? That's nice. I really like that.

"Is that her tail? That's nice. I really like that."

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'Cause I don't want to hear Gene's bullshit.

"'Cause I don't want to hear Gene's bullshit."

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No!

"No!"

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You think it's serious? - As serious as it ever is.

"You think it's serious? - As serious as it ever is."

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