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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes on a Playdate! (S02E02)

"I'm a man."
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"at the sign store,"
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"and I bought it to prove how serious I am"
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"but let me tell you about another imperfect employee."
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"His name was Rudolph,"
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"but when he was given a chance,"
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"All I'm asking for is a chance to get my life back on track."
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"Why is your phone going straight to voice mail?"
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"but wouldn't you rather be in a fancy hotel?"
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"Don't ever let anyone know how little I got in the divorce."
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"♪ ♪"
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"It was given to us in the 1920s by a sarcastic census taker."
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"Help?"
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"Trademark me."
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"I worked him so hard to achieve."
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Damn it ♪"
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"The first thing we have to do is let the city know I'm back."
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"and I'm their natural enemy..."
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"after Pilates Stella McCartney vegan ankle boot bánh mì detox?"
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"Deirdre Robespierre."
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"He's so cool!"
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"Heavenly Father!"
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"Oh, Jacqueline's gonna be staying with us for a few days."
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"Well, do you really need all these clothes?"
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"The world would be a better place"
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"Oh, no, I left mine in that river."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Connecticut!"
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"Do you know what my life is like now because of you?"
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"Yeah, when pigs fly."
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"my late husband's clothes..."
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"Good for mankind, Lillian."
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"Imagine a world where everyone shares"
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"Go, Titus!"
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"Owen R."
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"You must be Owen's nanny. Whatevs."
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"So where has Jacqueline been? We miss her."
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"Owen has blimping until 3:00."
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"Let me see."
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"Aww..."
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"Yes?"
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"I found the following on the web for urine playmate, teen dirty."
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"Hey!"
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"Sicko!"
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"You got donations, just throw 'em on the pile."
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"Exactly."
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"who eventually aged out of the system."
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"Everything is either too expensive or just horrible."
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"Look at this view."
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"Okay, so at pickup, I talked to Mrs. Robespierre..."
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"on a scale from none to zero?"
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"Because he's an owner."
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"Oh, Kimmy!"
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"I could just kiss you!"
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"Maybe I've been overthinking this."
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"and she said since you've been traveling,"
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"And where exactly"
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"at the apartment that I don't have?"
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"We can beat that."
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"What are nine-year-old boys into?"
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"Yes, the Mutant Ninja Turtles. I can work with that."
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"Just practicing."
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"This house has been the only constant in my life."
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"But that makes me the Reverend."
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"Wonderful."
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"Have them send up a guide monkey."
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"Damn it, don't look."
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"and I've made some kissing mistakes..."
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"You're not the Reverend, okay?"
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"Look, a rat!"
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"- Is it Master Splinter? - Mm-hmm."
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"There's hundreds of them."
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"Ugh."
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"So how's the apartment hunt?"
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"Everything's too affordable."
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"I really like that new building that Rem Koolhaas"
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"It's the one that's made entirely"
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"Oh, no, no, I know."
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"Oh, Deirdre."
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"I have a degree in political science from Princeton,"
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"♪ ♪"
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"For our sketch show about ladies who work at Jennifer Convertibles!"
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"I just mean you don't have a husband who drags you"
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"I don't know. Can you?"
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"Get in the car, kids. Let's get in the car."
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"Stay down."
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"Get to that bus."
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"Titus!"
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"I just wish we could have met the chic sophisticate"
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"that was rummaging through a Dumpster"
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"I'm just happy there's another Titus out there."
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"He could have been my stunt double if I were ever"
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"Other Titus must have dropped it."
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"Can I help you, pal?"
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"Hang on."
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"I came out to you."
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"Of course."
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"You may know me from my attendance at such films"
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"Putting yourself out there is scary."
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"That kind of thing."
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"running into each other like this?"
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"Jezebel."
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"Oh."
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"and I'm not a quitter, Kimmy."
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"and all you're doing is lying..."
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"'Splain it."
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"Ask for Jan!"
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