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Clips from Flight of The Conchords (S01E01)

"No that's not triple figures, that's three."
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"That's true."
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"about getting with some very hot women."
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"We didn't need a map. We just live down there."
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"Yeah, it's good, but look, guys,"
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"Lonely? What for?"
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"after six or seven weeks girls find me boring."
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"# Looking 'round the room #"
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"# In the top three #"
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"# Good one, Dave #"
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"- # You're so beautiful # - # Beautiful #"
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"# You could be a waitress #"
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"# You could be an air hostess in the '60s #"
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"# And seven other dudes #"
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"# Oh no, I don't mind #"
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"# Taking it slo-o-ow #"
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"# Like a tree #"
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"# Mmm, you could be a part-time model #"
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"# But you probably still have to keep your normal job #"
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"- Hey guys. - Hi."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Bret."
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"- I don't know, I couldn't really see. - I did all my moves."
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"I paid for half the taxi."
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"Should I have paid for the whole taxi?"
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"Hey, Bret, I think I know where I went wrong."
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"Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on."
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"this is a nice situation.""
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"But then, "Ugh, who... who turned on the light?""
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"when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room."
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"- All right. - Just a..."
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"Okay, guys, band meeting."
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"Bret?"
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"I'm here, so why do I have to say that I'm here?"
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"You're both aware I wasn't invited?"
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"- Yeah. - You know, eh?"
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"Ways to increase the American fan base."
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"What fan base?"
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"- The fan base of the band. - You mean Mel?"
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"- I came up with that. - Do we have any gigs, Murray?"
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"- Murray? - Yeah."
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"Uh, I wanted you to okay the new subway poster."
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"Not necessary, no."
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"What happened with the gig at the Aquarium?"
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"It was sand they wanted."
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"It looks like a "B," but it was an "S.""
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"they liked it."
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"- Uh, music video. - Oh, a nice one, Bret."
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"Okay, nice one, Jemaine and Bret."
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"Hey it's, uh, it's Murray..."
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"Right. All right, thanks."
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"Yeah! Bret!"
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"Oh, that sucks!"
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"That's bullshit!"
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"They were breeding... it's mating season"
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"and I... I saw fish make love."
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"We have to go now, Mel."
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"- Mmm. - Oh."
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"I'm sorry I couldn't make it, Dave."
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"Hey, Jemaine, how'd it go with Sally?"
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"Oh. Oh!"
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"- Sure, what's your budget? - Budget?"
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"You mean you need to bring in a budget?"
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"It's not what they'd use on a music video though."
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"You're just robots from the future, all right?"
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"Try not to walk so funky, Bret,"
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"# Ever since the robotic uprising #"
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"# Instead we say "affirmative" #"
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"# Yes, affirmative #"
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"# Unless it's a more colloquial situation #"
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"# And the robo-boogie #"
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"♫ Finally, robotic beings rule the world ♫"
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"# The humans are dead #"
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"# We used poisonous gases #"
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"- # The humans are dead # - # They look like they're dead #"
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"- # It had to be done # - # I'll just confirm they're dead #"
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"- Sally? - Yeah."
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"What makes you think that?"
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"- You said Michelle was the one. - Yeah, she's the one."
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"It's on the board. You know about it."
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"Because I can't really see what I'm doing when I've got it on."
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"That'd be good."
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"I don't want to go on a date with you and my ex-girlfriend."
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"It won't be weird, we're all friends."
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"It won't be weird."
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"You know, it is actually a bit weird with you here, Bret."
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"Bret... Bret was saying that it was going to be weird with him here"
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"- Eh? - Yeah, it is a bit."
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"Um, it was nice to see you, Sally."
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"It's just feelings."
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"You do look beautiful, I was just about to say that."
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"- I think I'll probably go. - No, stay."
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"Actually it's just like when Bret and I went out"
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"- I think you should go. - Yeah, I should go. It's a bit weird."
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"Would you be able to bring the duck home?"
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"Yeah, I'll go and nice to see you."
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"How does that make you feel?"
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"Uh, I'm not sure."
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"- Is that Doug? - That's Doug. Don't worry about him."
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"Have I shown you my picture of Jemaine's lips?"
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"- Good seeing you, Bret. - See you, Doug."
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"She always looked kind of bored."
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"Hey."
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"I was thinking maybe we could go somewhere special this weekend."
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"that sounded romantic and... and cheap?"
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"Okay, that's good."
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"It's not... it's not going to work."
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"I don't know, I was just looking for a bit of fun this summer, you know?"
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"And when I met you at that party, I was drunk."
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"Maybe what I really want is an Australian."
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"You can't break my heart, it's liquid. It melted when I met you."
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"If you think about it, we're not really breaking up now..."
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"...don't turn back to me."
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"# And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks #"
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"# Please #"
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"# And if I am crying #"
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"# Because you're leaving me #"
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"# I've just been cutting onions #"
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"# For one #"
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"# For your information #"
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"# There's an inflammation in my tear gland #"
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