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Clips from Community (2009) - The Psychology of Letting Go (S02E02)

"Proceed, Dr. Teeth."
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"It is the single largest disaster in recorded history."
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"It is worse than 50 Exxon Valdez spills."
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"You don't have to yell at us."
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"Nobody is on the other side of this issue."
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"And the pelicans are covered in oil."
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"Everyone likes pelicans. They bring babies."
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"That's storks."
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"Right. Well, we still like them. Heh, heh, heh."
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"Yeah, we do."
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"I'm gonna give you another 20. Aw."
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"Thank you so much."
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"I'm here for my test results, if you haven't framed them yet."
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"Hey, gorgeous."
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"What? Charm."
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"You're an incredible specimen."
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"Even your moles are shaped like little hearts."
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"Only thing I suggest, see a doctor."
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"And get a prescription for cholesterol medication."
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"What? Why?"
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"But I don't understand."
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"Wait, did I accidentally tell you you have AIDS?"
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"I treat my body like a temple."
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"I can't be the first person to tell you that the temple doesn't last forever."
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"I mean, it's made of hamburger. This is a Temple of Doom."
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"And like the real Temple of Doom, it represents the inconvenient fact"
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"eventually collapse into sagging, sloppy, rotten piles"
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"of hard-to-follow nonsense."
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"I need to be alone."
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"Uh, you can do that by leaving."
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"Okay."
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"Let's get going."
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"These Paps aren't gonna smear themselves."
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"There is no God!"
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"Tell us how you really feel. Am I right?"
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"Did you get the results of your blood test?"
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"I'm fine. I figured."
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"Thank you for wising us up."
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"But the fact is Jesus accepts... The fact is everyone's dying."
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"but we're as wrong as we are dead."
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"That's nice."
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"How's it going with the side project that the two of you are doing?"
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"Well, all totaled, we're close to 250, right, Britta?"
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"Mm-hm. Greendale cares about this issue."
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"Guys are giving you money because of the sexy schoolgirl routine."
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"I have a routine? Yeah."
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"The one where you use posture as an excuse to stick out your chest"
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"and you laugh at guys' unfunny jokes,"
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"pretending not to know"
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"that they have a sock at home with your name on it."
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"That's me."
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"I may just be an outsider here because I was never called to participate,"
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"but it seems to me that Britta's upset"
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"because she's raising less money than you."
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"I'm raising less money because I'm not jump-starting date rapists."
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"Ooh-hoo."
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"Bitter much? Say "bitter much" much?"
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"Say "say 'bitter much' much" much?"
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"It's not my fault. I used to wear a back brace."
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"That's why."
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"What's with the lava lamp?"
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"It's not a lava lamp. It's my mom."
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"Oh, snap. Wait, what?"
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"The temple finished vaporizing her. This is Mom's energon pod."
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"That's her vapor in those bubbles."
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"I'm sure that thing was free, right? Energon doesn't grow on trees, Jeff."
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"It's harvested by super bees in Buddha's meteor crater."
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"Which is at the foot of Mount Sky Mall in The Sharper Image Valley?"
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"Sorry, I overslept. The sidewalk is more comfortable than it looks."
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"Drunk."
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"Shut up. So where did we get to yesterday?"
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"You are drunk and stupid."
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"Actually, Ben, I do have a wee bit of a headache, so if you could just..."
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"Isn't that interesting?"
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"I have a right to be here, sir. You do, you do."
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"And I do hope you have very good hearing."
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"Bastard."
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"So where did we get to yesterday? We were talking about humanity,"
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"which starts with birth and ends with death."
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"which we as a species are cursed with knowing, resulting in..."
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"something."
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"Again, this is really not my field."
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"between a religion and a cult? Why don't we open that to the floor"
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"since I don't know and the book for this class is expensive?"
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"Well, I would say a cult might, for instance, sell you a tube of Jell-O"
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"and tell you your mother is in it. Jeffrey."
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"Are we thinly veiling personal conflict and passing it off as a lesson?"
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"Because if so, please continue."
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"Reformed Neo-Buddhism is not a cult."
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"It is a new way of looking at the world, emphasizing empowerment."
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"Like a video game?"
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"Yes, Troy, very much like a video game."
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"What? I wanna eat a ghost."
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"No, no, do not let him pollute your brain with this crap, Troy."
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"- It's okay to ask questions. - I have a question."
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"Your mother went from solid to vapor. Do people ever take liquid form,"
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"like creatures in The Abyss or Children's Tylenol?"
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"It's a good question."
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"Actually, when Buddha returns, we all take liquid form"
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"and merge into a shimmering ocean of knowledge,"
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"which, according to scripture, tastes like Hawaiian Punch."
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"Hawaiian Punch."
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"If you're curious, come to my church's Open Hive tomorrow."
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"You know, wine, beer and free credit checks."
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"How much wine and beer per person? Oh, come on."
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"We're having a con... What? Excuse me, is this Anesthesiology?"
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"Yes. Yes, it is. Just go with this."
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"It's really sad. I've seen it."
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"Anything helps. Just anything you can give would be really..."
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"I don't have..."
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"Hey. I, like, need you to save the pelicans."
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"They're all feathery and pelican-y. I love them."
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"Thank you."
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"Wow, it really is easy to raise money when you sell out your gender."
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"It's even easier when you're not standing next to this:"
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"I don't know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt."
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"I obviously don't need guys for anything."
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"My sweaters keep shrinking."
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"I get up an hour early to ever-so-slightly curl my hair."
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"Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches."
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