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Clips from Community (2009) - The Psychology of Letting Go (S02E02)

Hello, Billionaire Boys Club.

"Hello, Billionaire Boys Club."

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What happened in class today?

"What happened in class today?"

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You pulled 40 minutes of anesthesiology out of your ass.

"You pulled 40 minutes of anesthesiology out of your ass."

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Yeah, I did. But I meant your elderly friend.

"Yeah, I did. But I meant your elderly friend."

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Are you okay? Are you okay?

"Are you okay? Are you okay?"

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Do you know how many times I haven't eaten a doughnut?

"Do you know how many times I haven't eaten a doughnut?"

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I do not. How I got teased in grade school

"I do not. How I got teased in grade school"

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for dabbing my pizza with napkins?

"for dabbing my pizza with napkins?"

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I've suffered. I've denied myself. Mm-hm.

"I've suffered. I've denied myself. Mm-hm."

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Because the rules said, if I did that, I would live longer.

"Because the rules said, if I did that, I would live longer."

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But then, halfway through the game, I get this little update.

"But then, halfway through the game, I get this little update."

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That it doesn't matter what I do.

"That it doesn't matter what I do."

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and I still might die first.

"and I still might die first."

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It's unfair. I want my doughnuts back.

"It's unfair. I want my doughnuts back."

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Well, I think you're being a little childish and...

"Well, I think you're being a little childish and..."

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Look, the way I see it, while claiming to have no religion,

"Look, the way I see it, while claiming to have no religion,"

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you were actually devoutly worshipping yourself.

"you were actually devoutly worshipping yourself."

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And now that your god has high cholesterol,

"And now that your god has high cholesterol,"

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you're trying to kick Pierce's in the balls.

"you're trying to kick Pierce's in the balls."

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You're right. All I've been trying to do is crush Pierce's faith

"You're right. All I've been trying to do is crush Pierce's faith"

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to feel better about dying. And?

"to feel better about dying. And?"

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Now that I realize that that was my goal,

"Now that I realize that that was my goal,"

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I can really roll up my sleeves and get it done.

"I can really roll up my sleeves and get it done."

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There it is. Thank you.

"There it is. Thank you."

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Welcome. No, that wasn't what I was...

"Welcome. No, that wasn't what I was..."

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Hey, girls, guess who found Buddha?

"Hey, girls, guess who found Buddha?"

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Hey. Hey.

"Hey. Hey."

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We're on our way to Pierce's Buddhist Open Hive.

"We're on our way to Pierce's Buddhist Open Hive."

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First I'm taking these fellas for ice cream

"First I'm taking these fellas for ice cream"

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Pierce says there's this 69th flavor I need to try. I am excited.

"Pierce says there's this 69th flavor I need to try. I am excited."

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Hey guys, my car's over there. Cool.

"Hey guys, my car's over there. Cool."

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Guess what. I'm not actually taking them for ice cream.

"Guess what. I'm not actually taking them for ice cream."

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I am taking them to the county morgue

"I am taking them to the county morgue"

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where I have confirmed that Pierce's mother's very un-vaporized corpse

"where I have confirmed that Pierce's mother's very un-vaporized corpse"

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will be lying on a stainless-steel slab for all to see.

"will be lying on a stainless-steel slab for all to see."

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Have fun. Good luck.

"Have fun. Good luck."

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Wow, you guys are real downers.

"Wow, you guys are real downers."

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I can't believe I made out with both of you. Ugh.

"I can't believe I made out with both of you. Ugh."

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I'll check the basket.

"I'll check the basket."

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Sorry, I almost arched my back a little. I know you hate that.

"Sorry, I almost arched my back a little. I know you hate that."

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Give that back. I'm gonna count it!

"Give that back. I'm gonna count it!"

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Let go! Give me that!

"Let go! Give me that!"

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Ugh.

"Ugh."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Oh, yeah? You think this is funny? You think it's funny?

"Oh, yeah? You think this is funny? You think it's funny?"

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Get off of me. Come here, you little brat.

"Get off of me. Come here, you little brat."

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I'm a brat?

"I'm a brat?"

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What the...? I hate you!

"What the...? I hate you!"

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Now, this is why I came to America.

"Now, this is why I came to America."

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Maybe we should listen to some music.

"Maybe we should listen to some music."

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No problem. I brought the jam book from the Pierce-mobile.

"No problem. I brought the jam book from the Pierce-mobile."

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I could play some of the old stuff, but you guys would make fun of me. Heh, heh, heh.

"I could play some of the old stuff, but you guys would make fun of me. Heh, heh, heh."

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So I'll throw you a bone and put in some Loggins.

"So I'll throw you a bone and put in some Loggins."

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This ice cream place is far. Trust me, it's worth it.

"This ice cream place is far. Trust me, it's worth it."

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What's this? This is Mom's handwriting.

"What's this? This is Mom's handwriting."

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Is that what you were doing in the garage, you silly goose?

"Is that what you were doing in the garage, you silly goose?"

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She spent her last moments alive making a CD?

"She spent her last moments alive making a CD?"

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That is gangster.

"That is gangster."

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Pierce, you've found the CD, which means I'm dead.

"Pierce, you've found the CD, which means I'm dead."

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Vaporized. I'm not vaporized. I'm gone, Pierce.

"Vaporized. I'm not vaporized. I'm gone, Pierce."

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Gone forever and that's how I like it.

"Gone forever and that's how I like it."

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Life is only worth a damn because it's short.

"Life is only worth a damn because it's short."

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It's designed to be consumed, used, spent, lived, felt.

"It's designed to be consumed, used, spent, lived, felt."

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We're supposed to fill it with every mistake and miracle we can manage.

"We're supposed to fill it with every mistake and miracle we can manage."

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And then we're supposed to let go.

"And then we're supposed to let go."

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I can't force you to do that for yourself, Pierce.

"I can't force you to do that for yourself, Pierce."

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But you can't force me to stay.

"But you can't force me to stay."

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you'll see it was made in China.

"you'll see it was made in China."

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I love you, son.

"I love you, son."

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Goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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I'll play myself out.

"I'll play myself out."

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Well, that proves one thing.

"Well, that proves one thing."

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You seriously still think she's in there?

"You seriously still think she's in there?"

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Why wouldn't I?

"Why wouldn't I?"

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No reason.

"No reason."

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So where's this ice cream place? Yeah.

"So where's this ice cream place? Yeah."

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Oh. Um...

"Oh. Um..."

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You know, I think I actually saw a better one back there.

"You know, I think I actually saw a better one back there."

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The place I was gonna take you is kind of depressing.

"The place I was gonna take you is kind of depressing."

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Oh, can we get a little more sawdust on that storm gutter?

"Oh, can we get a little more sawdust on that storm gutter?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry too.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry too."

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I just got jealous of you.

"I just got jealous of you."

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No, but you totally called me on what I was doing and...

"No, but you totally called me on what I was doing and..."

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I only kissed Jeff to see if I could do it. I wanna be cool and sexy like you.

"I only kissed Jeff to see if I could do it. I wanna be cool and sexy like you."

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I can't believe how gross I am.

"I can't believe how gross I am."

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I only slept with Jeff because I hate myself.

"I only slept with Jeff because I hate myself."

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That's why I got after you for raising money.

"That's why I got after you for raising money."

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I'm twice as gross. No.

"I'm twice as gross. No."

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in five minutes of oil wrestling than in two days of fundraising?

"in five minutes of oil wrestling than in two days of fundraising?"

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Because men are even grosser?

"Because men are even grosser?"

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And when we forget that, they win.

"And when we forget that, they win."

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Aw.

"Aw."

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Yeah, all right, all right, all right.

"Yeah, all right, all right, all right."

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Yeah, do it.

"Yeah, do it."

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Oh, so you got actual ice cream?

"Oh, so you got actual ice cream?"

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Yeah, with peanut butter and hot fudge.

"Yeah, with peanut butter and hot fudge."

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What the hell, right? Nobody lives forever.

"What the hell, right? Nobody lives forever."

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No offence.

"No offence."

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Think what you want, it's a free country.

"Think what you want, it's a free country."

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I barely saw you this week, Abed. What have you been up to?

"I barely saw you this week, Abed. What have you been up to?"

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Not much. Hm.

"Not much. Hm."

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What? Whoa, busted, 25 feet.

"What? Whoa, busted, 25 feet."

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I filed against you for abusing me with your restraining order.

"I filed against you for abusing me with your restraining order."

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Ah!

"Ah!"

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Mutually assured destruction.

"Mutually assured destruction."

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Well played, Chang. Thank you.

"Well played, Chang. Thank you."

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That... That means a lot.

"That... That means a lot."

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Do you mind getting a quick photo of me with the oily co-eds?

"Do you mind getting a quick photo of me with the oily co-eds?"

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Centre button. You're the man. Okay. No problem.

"Centre button. You're the man. Okay. No problem."

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He's not a projection.

"He's not a projection."

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He's the British guy pretending to be Tom Berenger.

"He's the British guy pretending to be Tom Berenger."

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It was a mislead.

"It was a mislead."

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That's the whole point of Inception, subversion of reality.

"That's the whole point of Inception, subversion of reality."

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He hasn't seen it yet.

"He hasn't seen it yet."

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so I guess she crawled out there to die like a cat.

"so I guess she crawled out there to die like a cat."

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Jeff, you have something very infectious.

"Jeff, you have something very infectious."

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Yeah, I don't think that's it.

"Yeah, I don't think that's it."

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And if a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.

"And if a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern."

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Now, where were we?

"Now, where were we?"

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