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Clips from Uncle Buck (1989)

"N- O. Don't look at me like that."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Don't you have a favorite doll or something?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You can't. You just can't."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Can somebody get that, please?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Do I have to do everything around here?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Yo. - Hi, sweetie. Howareyou?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Fine. I'm earning my keep. Uncle Buck's got me bustin' my hump."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Hesays hard work wiIIput hair on my chest."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"At Ieast I'm Iearning a trade."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"That's good. Grandpa's feeling better."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Tell him to hang in there."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Hi. - Next timeyou take off..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Thisguy's ajoke."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"While he systematically dismantles my life?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Another drawback is that I'm a big drooler."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Plus he drinks."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Did you brush your teeth? - Yeah. Feel my toothbrush."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I could give him your toothbrush and he could run a test on it to see..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Ifthat's true, we're going to really have to start brushing our teeth."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How are you?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Everything's fine. - Kids are okay?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"The kids are great! We're having a great time together."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How'syourdad?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"He's okay. He's getting better. Thanks."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"That'sgoodnews. That's encouraging."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I got a few questions foryou."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Yougot an interesting set ofpIates in the Iiving room."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Are they oId? - Yeah."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"They are."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Where would you find something like that?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"In England."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How many times a day do you feed a dog like that?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How many times a day do you think he eats?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Four or fiive."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"What does he Iike to drink? Water?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"The blue water's not good for him?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Buck..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Thankyou very much."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Okay, bye-bye."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Bob?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm getting mad. All right."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Get ready. Here I come."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Come on! Do I have to talk dirty to you?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Open up for daddy."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm gonna shove my load into you whetheryou like it or not."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Come on!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Freeze! - Who are you?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"The washing machine."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"which is not an uncommon thing to do."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- I apologize. - Okay."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Boy, that's funny."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I live across the street."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- My name is Marcie. - Buck Russell."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Marcie Dahlgren-Frost."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Dahlgren is my maiden name. Frost is my married name."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm single again, but I never bothered to lose the Frost."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- I get compliments on the hyphen. - I'm sure you would."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"but since she's not here, do you have plans?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Rain check?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Cindy said it would only be a couple ofdays?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"No wonder Cindy didn't call me."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Waiting foryour sex?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Shut up!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Why'd you blow all that makeup? We'rejust going bowling."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"ifyou catch my drift."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You're disgusting. I'll die before I go anywhere with you."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- It's going to be fun. - They have rent-a-shoes."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"And rent-a-foot-disease."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"We've done the battle ofthe wills. The deck's stacked in my favor."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You'll lose again."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Try me."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How'd you like to spend the next few nights wondering..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"ifyour crazy, out-of-work bum uncle..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"There you go. This is a bowling ball."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"How you doing? Never seen you here before."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I know about everybody. That's why they call me ''Pal.''"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Buy you a beer? You must be a college student."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Cheerleader probably."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You look firm."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I've got a brand-new Bronco right out in the parking lot. Red."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Want to go for a ride?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You're not going to get any strikes sitting there, are you? Move it!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Shithead, where the hell you been?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm sorry. I've been in the suburbs watching my brother's kids a few days."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"They're cuties."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the goddamnedest things."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Is Chanice here?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I gotta talk business. I can't find you."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Why don't we step into my offiice then?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"He's coming in for the Winter Million at Burlington Park on Friday."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Consider this, Buck. With this score, your whole year's covered."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Maybe I can make it work."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'll see you Friday night."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Thanks, Rog."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"That's someone who's sometimes seen around a Buck."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Maybe ifyou got married, you'd stop being such an asshole."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Let me know ifyou change your mind. - I will."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"There you go. Yeah, I got you now."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I hope you're hungry."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You should see the toast. I couldn't get it through the door."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Announcement here. There's going to be a delay on the clown."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- What clown? - Miles' mom hired a clown."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You don't like clowns?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"they make me puke."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"The vest, the flower. Screw them. That's all they get."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm Pooter the Clown. Put it there."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Kids will love that."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"She's not here. I'm the uncle."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I was at this all-night bachelorette party."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Need any dildojokes?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm the guy!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Did you have a few drinks this morning?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"No, but I wouldn't be drinking if I was gonna entertain some kids."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I don't have to take any shit from you. You know who I am?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"In the fiield of local, live home entertainment, I'm a god!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Get in your mouse and get out of here."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Let me tell you something, you lowlife..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Let's go out to the car."
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