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Clips from Uncle Buck (1989)

"Why?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"It's fine."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I don't get where we're going."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I told you 25 times. We're going to pick up Tia."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- She's eating at a cheerleader's house. - So she says."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Since when do cheerleaders live in the woods?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Shit!"
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"Well, well, well."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"They are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"We were going out for ice cream. Thought you might like tojoin us."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I said I'd be home at 10:00. It's not even 9:00."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I got one in the car ifyou'd like to see it."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"A situation may come up."
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"For example, someone's been drinking..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"off the old kneecap."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I've been known to circumcise a gnat."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Is there a similarity there?"
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"You understand what I'm talking about?"
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"I thinkyou'd better split."
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"I don't want him going berserk with an ax on me."
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"He's all talk."
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"Here it is!"
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"Maybe later."
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"That's a stupid thing to do during flu season."
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"I bet she's getting the tongue."
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"Let me go in first. I'll cover foryou."
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"I'm Anita Hoargarth."
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"She's my tumor, my growth, my pimple."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I'm sor-- Uncle, Maizy Russell's uncle. I'm her uncle."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Her mother set up this conference with you."
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"as you've probably noticed from the indications on the door."
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"- This door? - The outer door!"
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"The outer door. 'Cause there's nothing on this one."
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"I've been an educator for 31.3 years..."
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"and in that time, I've seen a lot of bad eggs."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"I see a bad egg when I look at your niece."
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"I don't think she takes a thing..."
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"She's only six."
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"I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously."
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"Does anyone have a special story to tell about something that happened?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"My uncle was microwaving my socks..."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"and the dog threw up on the couch for about an hour."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work."
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"Blasphemer!"
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"Because they're aIIgoodkids..."
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"untiIdried-out, brain-deadskags Iikeyou..."
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"You so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school..."
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"Good day to you, madam."
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"Hi, Chanice. This is Terry."
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"WaIt Bern--"
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"Would you get with the program? Bernstein is his name."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Iforgot togiveyou the number. Don't get mad."
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"I hope somebody knows what they're doing down there."
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"IknowyouprobabIy don't beIieve it, but it's true."
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"No, that wasyourboobs."
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"No, yourboobs were Minnie andMickey. Irememberthat because ofDisney WorId."
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"AndFeIix is what we caIIedyour--"
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"Okay, come on, you, get in the house."
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"What are you doing out here making all this noise?"
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"Get in the house where you belong. Come on!"
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"Come on, get out."
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"Chanice KoboIowski."
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"I'm sorry, Chanice. He's not here right now."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"- Can you tell me when he'll be back? - He went out with Marcie."
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"The lady who lives across the street."
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"Do you want to leave a message?"
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"No, there's no message."
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"No message."
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"Oh, my God! What are you doing?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Nuke them up. Heats them up pretty good."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"You don't know what you're doing."
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"Excuse me?"
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"- Come on. - I don't want to dance."
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"I don't feel like it. I'm not a dancer. This is ridiculous."
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Okay. One dance. That's it."
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"I really have to take a nap and--"
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"Come on. The dog is watching. What are you doing?"
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"Am I bleeding?"
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"Will you get off? My back!"
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"Hello!"
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"This is fun, isn't it? I guess."
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"My aerobic workout today. Heart's beating like a rabbit here."
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"Hi, Chanice."
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"- She came over to-- - Shut up, Buck."
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"Don't walk away. Chanice!"
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"Come here!"
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"Come here, hon."
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"Wait. Let me explain."
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"Come on!"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"What flew up her nose?"
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"You better go home. Okay, Marcie?"
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"Pick up your records. The party's over."
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"So, I'll just go home and wait for the Federal Express man."
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"Good night, Uncle Buck."
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"Now everything's okay with my grandpa, I want to go out tomorrow night."
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"Who are you trying to score points with? My parents?"
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"How many times have they had you here since we moved?"
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"Try none, until they went up shit creek and got stuck."
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"Yeah?"
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Have a bad day today?"
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"Last call."
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"People used to say to me, ''Buck, you are one lucky son ofa bitch."
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"And I did."
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"You don't have any kids, any wife."
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"You don't have a desk, an offiice."
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"But..."
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"it'll all be better tomorrow."
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"Because tomorrow, we go to the track..."
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"win some dough, some serious dough."
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"U.B. went to school to pickyou up."
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"Lost what?"
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"Just tell him. He'll know what it means. I'll see you guys Sunday."
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"- What day is today? - Friday."
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"U.B.'s home."
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"You guys seen Tia?"
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"She took a breeze."
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"And she promised me she was going to look afteryou guys this evening."
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"She promised me! So much for promises."
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"Does anyone in this house know how to keep a promise?"
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