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Clips from Seinfeld - The Opera (S04E04)

"You think I care about money. That's how much I care about money."
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"- Why don't you get lost? - Why don't you?"
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"- Because I was standing here. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"I kind of like this opera crowd. I feel tough."
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"Make us laugh, clown."
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"I got two. I got two. Pagliacci."
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"Come on, check it out. He laughs, he cries, he sings. Pagliacci."
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"I got two beauties right here. Check it out."
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"I'm selling."
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"- Where are they? - Orchestra, row G, dead centre. Primo."
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"I'll tell you what I'll do. You look like a nice guy."
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"- Give you $500 for the pair. - Yeah. It's a deal."
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"- No. - What, no? Are you crazy?"
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"- Look, let me handle this. - That's $500. That's a great deal."
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"That was a $300 profit."
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"This is not a Metallica concert. It's an opera, all right?"
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"A little dignity. A little class. Give me my ticket."
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"- I know where I'm standing. - All right."
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"- Get your Pagliaccis here! - Pagliaccis right here, huh?"
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"I guarantee you they don't sell those tickets."
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"Hey, look. There's Bobby Leighton's father-in-law. Mr. Reichman."
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"George and I were just talking about him."
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"He threw George out of the wedding."
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"Oh, yeah, when George made that bad toast."
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"- You remember the curse toast? - Oh, yeah. The curse toast."
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"Can you believe that message?"
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"Crazy Joe Davola."
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"- How do you know his name? - Why wouldn't I know his name?"
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"- I never told you his name. - I never told you his name."
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"- Who are we talking about here? - Joe Davola."
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"Right, Joe Davola."
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"I've been out with him three times. I should know the man's name."
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"- Oh, my God! It's Joe Davola? - He's stalking you?"
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"Last night he accused me of seeing someone else."
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"If he sees us, can you imagine what he'll do?"
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"If he thinks I ruined his NBC deal and stole his girl!"
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"- That will be a kibosh for sure. - What about me?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Come on. This is Pavarotti."
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"Three hundred dollars. That's a lot of money."
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"Steven Holtzman did a production in Tunis last year."
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"From what I understand, the Muslims really took to it."
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"I'll tell you what. You seem like a nice guy. Let's stop jerking around."
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"Give me $250. I got people waiting for me. I gotta get the hell out of here."
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"Scalping. I told them to put on extra security."
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"- Costanza? - Mr. Reichman?"
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"Still a sewer-mouth. Give me those tickets."
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"I don't have anything. I gave it to that guy."
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"You know, you could just say no."
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"You don't have to humiliate me."
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"I may be dressed as a clown, but I am a person."
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"- The guy took- - I don't need people like you..."
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"...looking down their noses at me."
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"I am just a street performer trying to make enough to get by."
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"Doctor. Is there a doctor anywhere?"
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"We need a doctor!"
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"What are you, showing off for your girlfriend here, is that it?"
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"I'm not his girlfriend. We dated for a while but things didn't work out."
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"That is one angry clown."
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"...it seems to me, would be that you're constantly referred to as a clown."
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"How do you know you wanna be a clown?"
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"I guess you just get to a point where your pants look so bad..."
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"...than having the proper alterations done."
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"If you think about it, a clown, if there isn't a circus around them..."
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"...is really just a very annoying person."
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"The tragic clown. Pagliacci..."
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"What did you say?"
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"What, are you a cop?"
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"You ever been to the circus?"
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"- Well, when I was a kid. - Did you like it?"
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"Well, it was fun."
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"Yeah."
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"Overture, curtains, lights This is it, we'l hit the heights"
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"You know, it is so sad."
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"Look, I'm serious. I don't have the quarter."
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"- That guy took it. - I don't want any money."
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"I smell cherry."
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"- All right, what did we say, 275? - Two-fifty."
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"- All right. All right, 250. - George!"
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"- Susan. - I don't believe it."
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"I'm so glad I caught you."
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"Some plane problems. They landed in Philadelphia."
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"I'm so excited. Now we get to see the opera together."
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"- Who's that? - That's, that's Harry Fong."
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"He's a very good friend of mine. He's a big opera buff."
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"Enjoy the show there, Harry!"
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"- Come on. You gotta let us in. - Not without tickets."
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"We have tickets. Just not with us."
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"You don't understand. Someone's after us, a crazy clown."
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"- He's trying to kill us! - A crazy clown is after you?"
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"Clear the way so people with tickets can pass."
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"- Yes. Yes. - Have you seen George?"
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"- We thought he was with you. - Come on. He's on his own."
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"Here."
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"Here I come."
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"- These are great seats, huh? - Yeah."
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"- Who's she playing? - She's playing Pagliacci's wife, Nedda."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Excuse me."
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"Susan, what are you doing here?"
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"- My friend's flight couldn't make it. - Hi."
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"- Where's George? - I got his ticket."
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"He decided not to come. He said he was uncomfortable."
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"How do you think I feel?"
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"- How much did you pay for that ticket? - One-seventy-five."
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"Kramer, who did you sell your ticket to?"
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"Do you really need binoculars? How big do these people have to get..."
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"...before you can spot them?"
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"The women have the breastplates, the bullet hats, the horns coming out."
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"What am I gonna do? He's gonna put the kibosh on me."
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"- He's crazy, out of his mind! - Steady, steady! Now, calm yourself!"
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"- What happened to his medication? - Quiet! Now let me think."
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"They're the cops. They gotta do something."
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"I'll just call him and tell him. That's all I'll do. Right."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You know, shoot the breeze."
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"Were you able to get those Pagliacci opera tickets from your friend?"
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