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Clips from Modern Family - Fears (S01E01)

"Mom! Stop! Stop saying "like" all the time."
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"No, we don't. I'm not going. What are you talking about?"
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"Why would you not be going to the dance?"
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"Or bugs frozen in amber."
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"[Video Game Sounds] What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?"
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"[Man] ♪ Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"From Janice and Olivia. They brought it over yesterday. Lily loves it."
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"Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry. Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?"
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"Do you hear any now?"
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"[Exhales] I don't even know why we're doing this."
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"Ooh. I don't wanna get you sick. It could be fatal."
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"Then by all means, stand next to me."
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"Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm."
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"Oh. Yeah, the party."
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"The party is at an amusement park,"
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"[Laughs] That's a good one."
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"You okay, Dad? Yeah. Yeah, I am."
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"Okay. Let's do this, buddy."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Can I just say that is a lovely outfit."
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"Oh. Thank you. Well, it's just nice to see you out of your lab coat."
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"Take it down a notch. We're trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way."
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"and they look like sharks."
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"during good times and- and flu season."
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"Mommy."
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"He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing."
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"He hates me. He doesn't hate you."
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"Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it."
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"How are you supposed to steer if you don't know where you're going?"
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"Look, I don't even think she said the "M" word."
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"Maybe we're not providing her with the feminine energy that she needs."
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"You- You know it's because you're Asian, right?"
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"Am I just supposed to ignore the giant panda in the room?"
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"with whom she clearly bonded."
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"But that's all. [Laughs]"
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"- She's right. - We're being ridiculous."
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"- We're being ridiculous. - Your daddies are being ridiculous."
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"[Weeping] She's made her choice! She's made her choice."
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"[Turn Signal Clicking] Left."
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"and be safe and not hurt my daughter."
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"I'll be less nervous if you smile."
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"[Sniffles]"
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"Hey, Jay, did I ever tell you about the time..."
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"What are you talking about? Wake up, old man."
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"Geez, these are new shoes."
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"[Laughs] That's my boy. Vamos, Jay."
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"You see? You're the worst liar."
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"and if you need it, there's the ladies' room."
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"Oh, yeah. Back in the day, I was quite the dancer."
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"Oh, my God. You and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense."
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"Sweetheart, you're a beautiful girl. Someone will ask you to dance."
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"But what if they don't?"
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"Even the advice I get is a hand-me-down."
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"- [Brake Lever Clicks] - You better run to that counter."
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"Still can't believe you lost my truck. It's gone, buddy. Let it go."
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"All right. I'm going in. What?"
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"Dad, it's hot! Hurry!"
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"Guys, listen. I had a very complicated relationship with my mother."
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"having two fathers who care as much as you do..."
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"That's very sweet. Thanks. Thank you."
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"[Grunting]"
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"You okay? Yeah. Are you okay?"
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"We're under the house. [Laughing]"
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"Two intrepid explorers..."
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"Turns out it was the last owner's Halloween decorations,"
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"Everybody's afraid of something, right?"
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"Heights, clowns, tight spaces."
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"Those are fears you never get past."
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"Did-Did you know that- Not a clue."
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"[Laughs] The doll says "Mommy.""
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"Hey, Dad. Hmm?"
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"You know, it almost doesn't even matter what's up there."
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"Or an indoor pool. Or a two-man submarine."
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"What am I most afraid of? Hmm. Let's see."
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"Global warming... and getting a "B.""
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"The phone ringing in the middle of the night."
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"That I'm too much of a perfectionist."
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"Honey, this isn't a job interview."
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"Oh, man."
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"Job interviews."
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"Nothing. Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?"
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"Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty."
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"Losing Mitchell. Oh!"
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"Hotel bedspreads. Ooh."
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"Never getting my driver's license."
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"Or getting one and the picture sucks."
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"Dying alone."
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"Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?"
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"Mom, please, not today. I just wanted to know if you found your shoes."
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"Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now."
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"You need to relax. It's just a driver's test."
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"It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again,"
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"I have to wait six months to retake it."
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"That's six more months of you driving me everywhere."
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"Then I'm, like, "There's no way I'm wearing that." And she was, like-"
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"Like. "Well, if you don't wear it, then you can't play.""
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"And then I was, like, "That's fine by me." Honey, like."
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"And then she was, like, "Well, if you don't play-" Like! Like!"
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"You're embarrassing me! Stop it! Like, like, like, like, aah!"
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"Hmm."
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"Haley. Found your jacket."
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"Why is everyone on me? God!"
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"Ignore her. She can't focus on two things at once."
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"Always a good quality in a driver."
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"Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight."
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"[Exhales] Because school dances are lame."
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"A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are..."
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"when they're really just a bunch of dorks."
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"[Australian Accent] Ready to go down under, mate?"
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"Yes."
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"- What are you doing? - [Together] Treasure hunting."
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"A few days ago, the cable guy was under the house."
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"When he was leaving, he said to Haley,"
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""Wow. That's quite a collection you've got down there.""
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"Here's the thing. We have no idea what he's talking about."
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"All week, Luke and I have been getting more and more excited about what it could be."
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"I bet it's really cool old magazines."
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"Yeah. Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth."
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"What if it's really expensive bottles of wine? Or a suit of armor."
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