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Clips from Osmosis Jones (2001)

"Partner, what you got there?"
Osmosis Jones (2001)
"Well, if my hypotenuse is correct, sure:"
Osmosis Jones (2001)
"And you must be Shane's dad."
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"I am Shane's science and PE teacher."
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"I am just absolutely crazy about your daughter."
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"Oh, my God."
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"She's a sweetie-pie."
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"Yeah, she told me that."
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"Since her mother passed away, she's had a really hard time..."
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"She's going to be okay."
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"And then I saw him."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Mr. Detorre?"
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"Overnight, Frank became the town laughingstock."
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"Since then, every day I wonder:"
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"Did I do the right thing?"
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"From the description, it sounds like you were justified."
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"-I never thought you'd be on my side. -I never thought you'd be right."
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"Handicap?"
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"The buffalo wing festival this weekend."
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"See this?"
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"This hiking trip means a lot to her. Make it work."
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"-What about the cop and the pill? -If they give us a problem:"
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"-See that dude? -A virus! We should arrest him!"
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"No, that used to be a virus, now he's on our side."
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"I was injected into this body to rat on influenza only."
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"You can't miss it. It's huge. They're meeting tonight."
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"But you didn't hear that from me. You didn't hear that from me."
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"Who you calling a bad cop?"
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"-They'll tear you up. Get spiffy. -Spiffy?"
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"What do you think?"
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"You sure this is working?"
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"We got company. Be cool."
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"I don't dance. I have no left feet."
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"You stay and practice. Boy, you need it."
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"If I'm not back in five, you come looking, okay?"
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"Extra disgusting."
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"...and one through the nasal passages."
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"See this?"
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"Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks."
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"Then there's this old guy in Philly."
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"I killed him in seventy-two hours."
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"I'm getting better as I go, but the problem is I never set a record."
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"Until my man Frank, that is."
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"Could a white blood cell do anything to stop this evil plan?"
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"You know, hypothetically speaking, that is."
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"-Never heard of you. -You just got here."
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"Oh, that hurts."
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"That ain't no germ."
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"That's a cop."
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"Attention, germs. You are surrounded."
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"What kept you?"
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"Other side."
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"The answer is no! Absolutely not!"
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"Jones! ln my office."
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"You're fired."
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"-Mr. Mayor-- -Your badge, mister."
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"Figures. I finally do something right for Frank, and I get fired."
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"Now, get out of my body!"
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"Continuing symptoms, while annoying..."
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"...chicken wing festival."
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"Can you taste the irony in that?"
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"Shut up! What are you two laughing at?"
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"We're back on schedule."
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"Medical books aren't written about losers."
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"I'm not going."
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"I'd really like you to come."
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"I'm tired of this. It's not fair."
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"Yeah. It was a turkey Slim Jim."
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"You know, Dad... ."
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"Maybe if you and Mom listened to me a little more..."
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"You know my great-great-grandpappy fought the measles?"
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"All right, ladies. Wrap it up now."
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"Wouldn't want Frank to build immunity to me."
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"Frank will be up in 20 minutes. I don't want him losing an eyelash..."
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"That's right, big boy. You keep on dreaming."
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"You can't come in here!"
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"Funny. Funny."
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"Wait."
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"-Is this broken again? -Drix!"
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"-... to the toilet bowl. -Tickets, please."
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"-Yo, Drix! -Jones?"
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"Fine. Flush your life down the toilet."
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"You know what they say, Starve a cold, drown the flu."
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"Of course."
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"-What about all that wet stuff in it? -I thought that was the beer."
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"Why are you waiting? Shoot him!"
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"If you follow me, she dies."
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"Don't shoot."
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"Shane, look what I bought for you. They're false eyelashes."
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"Whatever."
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"-What the--? -Let me go!"
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"... to a chase in the superior vena cava expressway."
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"Look out!"
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"Not that thing!"
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"The one in his throat!"
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"Shane, isn't that your dad?"
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"Dad! Uncle Bob!"
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"-I'm her niece! -What happened?"
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"Let's move on my mark. One, two, lift!"
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"Now let her go."
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"No! So I can!"
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"Temperature?"
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"We gotta cool him down!"
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"Come out, come out, wherever you are."
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"-Give it up. You're busted. -Hand over the bracelet."
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"Mother of Frank!"
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"-We're dead. -How's your aim?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Saving Frank."
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"You've got Osmosis."
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"You just don't know when to quit, do you, Jones?"
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"...Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it."
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"You wear it well."
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"It's a falsie."
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"Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record..."
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"-You are. -What?"
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"-Take her out. -Come on, honey."
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"Frank!"
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"Frank!"
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