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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Teaches Molly a Lesson (S01E01)

"Okay, Damona, accurate sarcasm"
Dr. Ken
"is not what Dr. Ken needs right now."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, okay, okay, all right."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I have read this wrong."
Dr. Ken
"Sounds like this marital conflict"
Dr. Ken
"First of all, I'm taking the class without her and it's fine."
Dr. Ken
"I'm partnered with the teacher."
Dr. Ken
"But you're right. What am I gonna do?"
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"Definitely, she figured out"
Dr. Ken
"You're gonna make Molly drink until she gets sick?"
Dr. Ken
"and educate her about what it does to people"
Dr. Ken
"And that's what I'm gonna do"
Dr. Ken
"Hello, Molly."
Dr. Ken
"Mnh-mnh."
Dr. Ken
"Mom said I could go."
Dr. Ken
"Well, Mom's not here, is she?"
Dr. Ken
"Seriously. Is she?"
Dr. Ken
"It's just some kids hanging out."
Dr. Ken
"You're making me stay home? I drank half a beer."
Dr. Ken
"Look, you're obviously at an age"
Dr. Ken
"where you're around drinking, so..."
Dr. Ken
"I just want to show you"
Dr. Ken
"so you can make responsible decisions."
Dr. Ken
"Well, believe it, 'cause it's happening,"
Dr. Ken
"and that is fo' sho."
Dr. Ken
"But the bare hand takes care of more pedestrian tasks,"
Dr. Ken
"like writing stuff down or... Or high-fiving the patient"
Dr. Ken
"I was about to go home early, and then I realized,"
Dr. Ken
"my place is here with all of you."
Dr. Ken
"You know, with the whole Topher thing."
Dr. Ken
"for me to have blanked on her last name."
Dr. Ken
"Honey, you work at a mid-level H.M.O."
Dr. Ken
"where the supervisor counts our gloves."
Dr. Ken
"What did you think it was gonna be like... "Grey's Anatomy"?"
Dr. Ken
""Grey's Anatomy" is the reason I wanted to become a doctor."
Dr. Ken
"The drama, the romance, and much more attractive people."
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"I look good."
Dr. Ken
"You know, like"
Dr. Ken
""what are we gonna do about this hypertension?""
Dr. Ken
"And "what are we gonna do about this sexual tension?""
Dr. Ken
"I would find my person."
Dr. Ken
"at this impersonal clinic,"
Dr. Ken
"where average-looking people greet you"
Dr. Ken
"Aw."
Dr. Ken
"You seem upset."
Dr. Ken
"Angela's early years as a chemist"
Dr. Ken
"No."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause your awesome mom left a time cushion."
Dr. Ken
"Mom, was that an illegal u-turn?"
Dr. Ken
"Alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream"
Dr. Ken
"through the lining of the mouth..."
Dr. Ken
"And the tissue that line the stomach"
Dr. Ken
"and the small intestine."
Dr. Ken
"And the tissue that lines the stomach"
Dr. Ken
"Once in your bloodstream,"
Dr. Ken
"90 seconds."
Dr. Ken
"No, within about 90 seconds."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, I know all this. Please let me go."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, there's a difference between knowing it"
Dr. Ken
"Seriously, it's okay."
Dr. Ken
"Really? This is a nice cab."
Dr. Ken
"Any idea why I pulled you over?"
Dr. Ken
"Wait, Officer."
Dr. Ken
"I am..."
Dr. Ken
"I'm really sorry about what I did. I..."
Dr. Ken
"Now, how was I able to drink that so fast?"
Dr. Ken
"masks the taste of the alcohol."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe you should stop being my mommy."
Dr. Ken
"The thing to keep in mind when doing shots is body mass."
Dr. Ken
"We weigh exactly the same, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"96 pounds."
Dr. Ken
"this will affect you and me the exact same way."
Dr. Ken
"L'Chaim."
Dr. Ken
"Whoo!"
Dr. Ken
"That was noice!"
Dr. Ken
"Man, this is fun. We're having fun."
Dr. Ken
""Yes, we are.""
Dr. Ken
"Of course we are."
Dr. Ken
"The reading's full."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, why don't we call Dad and meet him at Saddle Burger?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh... Sir?"
Dr. Ken
"and now it's all going away."
Dr. Ken
"Why is it going away?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, because... He's... Not well."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, so this is kind of a make-a-wish thing for him?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh, hang on."
Dr. Ken
"My little fighter."
Dr. Ken
"stealing toys from the Ericsons' dog house,"
Dr. Ken
"and I was like, "you get out of here!""
Dr. Ken
"Although she overdoes it, she has good intentions."
Dr. Ken
"And then that raccoon disrespected me!"
Dr. Ken
"You're not making any sense, Dad."
Dr. Ken
"That's what I'm trying to teach you, girl."
Dr. Ken
"It messes with your judgment."
Dr. Ken
"So, can I go to that party?"
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, Dad. You sure you're okay?"
Dr. Ken
"We live in the golden age of salted caramel."
Dr. Ken
"with her Uncle Zigmund where young Angela"
Dr. Ken
"Is he okay?"
Dr. Ken
"I mean... Every snore is a gift."
Dr. Ken
"and shared some very regressive thoughts on the WNBA."
Dr. Ken
"I love you so much."
Dr. Ken
"What were you thinking?"
Dr. Ken
"I was trying to teach Molly a lesson,"
Dr. Ken
"and I guess the wheels kind of came off."
Dr. Ken
"Kind of?"
Dr. Ken
"When I came home, you were in the Ericsons' driveway,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause you thought it was a raccoon."
Dr. Ken
"I was protecting my family."
Dr. Ken
"We agreed to deal with Molly my way this time."
Dr. Ken
"- I went a little rogue. - And then?"
Dr. Ken
"Got drunk and fought a dog."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I'm sorry. I completely screwed up."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I'm not America's mom, either."
Dr. Ken
"We've been parents for 16 years."
Dr. Ken
"We should be better at it by now."
Dr. Ken
"Dave didn't like the Merkel dude?"
Dr. Ken
"He slept through it,"
Dr. Ken
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